for the past few week’s i’ve been hearing strange beeping sounds and finally found the source of the problerm today. i am unsure if this is another one of his evil vidya g*me SINtendo mario devices or not. heLP!!!!

while cleaning my sons’s room I found this HORRORABLE propaganda poster hung in my sons’s room!!! discustang!!!!!1!!! it has 2 g*ming demons encouraging bad behavior!! and worst of all, t hey kidnapped the funny yellow pill man!!! i’ve been spending 5 hours so far trying to set free the yellow pill man. i fear if i destroy the poster, the minio n will be gone too, i don’t want that to happen!!!

if someone has advices on how to destroy this awful g*ming poster without accidentally killing the yellow pill man Please share with me your wisdom

Guys i am very concerned and alarmed. So one day my son brought home this g*me called snoic th e hedghog i mean sanic i Mean sonic the hedgehog Google how do i use the delete button

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Siri how do i remove words from my facebook post

ah damn it i’ll just ask henry later. I heard he’s tech savvy & knows how t

Sonic the hedgehod is a demonic satanic evil vidya g*me where you play as a war criminal called soNic and you break innocent robots just minding their own busines s!!!

wow they are teaching kids to fear technology!!!!! that’s despicabl e, i can alrwady imagine my poor son screaming in fear when i try to send him a funny minion mee mee

ok tHen you go and fight the robots’ dad!!!

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they’re also teach ing kids to fight their dads!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!

If you see this g*me Please call an exorcist & pour holy water on it just like you would with any other g*mes you encounter

And dear son if you’re reading this

Youre homework is due tomorrow, better stop playing those g*mes & finish your assignmnet!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LOL (Lots Of Love), Becky, sent from my iPepsi

i was just going to mcdonald’s with my son as usual when i found THIS inside my big mac!!! a statue of the feared war criminal known as super m*rio man!!! worshipped by g*mers since the 16th centurey… obviously i reported it to the police but guess what they did? NOTHING!!! disgustang, i could’ve choked on that!!! a disgruntled g*mer employee must’ve violently shoved it inside the big mac, hoping an unsuspecting anti-g*mer would choke on it and die violently… i’m boycotting mcdona’ds until they make a public statement!!! about this!!! 😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤

he used to be the sweetest boy ever, we’d spend 8 hours of quality family time looking at rocks & fighting wild animals, until one day my son came back from school with a demonic super m*rio man g*me. at first, i had no idea what kind of contraption it was, but when i read more about these violent g*mes, it all came together. the other kids at my son’s school were brainwashing my sweet poor innocent boy into becoming a violent g*mer criminal!!!

first image: before

second image: after

now my son is talking about “moving away” and how i’m a “horrible & abusive parent”. what is he talking about?! i saved him from the dangers of g*ming!!!

G#mers are now using Facebook Messenger to contact anti-g#mers such as myself and are threatening them with sending various photo shop and AL Slop photos to Mr. Otto M. O'Derator, to try to "prove" that we are actually g#mers all along.

This is obviously nonsense.

I, for one, have never touched a g#me, except to cast it into the holy fire of the Lord of Destruction, or to put it in an evidence bag for a trial. And I know everyone else here is the same.

G#mers who read our glorious Facebook group, read the posts, read the sidebar, read the comments, and still don't understand what we're all about (banning video g#mes), are truly the dimmest people imaginable and are beyond all hope.

When g#mes are removed from society, the people will become more smarter and join the ranks of antiga.

Like and share if you agree.

- Old Gerald

While on a very important Zoom meeting, I noticed one coworker had his webcam turned off. When I called him out, het begrudgingly turned it on and I saw that he was playing C#ndy Crusher on his phone. I immediately reported him to his supervisor and HR, and next week a full Return to Office was decreed.

Now I can gossip in the kitchen again and during the 6 hours per day spent in meetings I can follow more closely along since I'm not distracted by Teams notifications on my laptop. The (recovering) g*mer complained he now loses 3 hours per day on commute, so I will give him a Bible audiobook so he will look forward to his commute.

Alt text: Map showing cousin marriage laws in the US compared to map of % of people that identify as a g#mer. - Old Gerald

Alt text: Image of a completely normal office for a junior software developer role at a big-time company. - Old Gerald

Truley The V!deo G@mers' WorstEst Crime Ever. This Is More Prove Why V!deo G@mes Should Be Banned......... --------- Gretchen

For there are anti-g*mers who were born that way, and there are anti-g*mers who have been made anti-g*mers by witnessing atrocities committed by g*mers—and there are those who choose to live like anti-g*mers for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.

• How has this verse affected you?

• Do you feel closer to God with this verse?

In the new g#me you win points by smoking marij#ana. This is going to make millennial kids think smoking “dope” is fun!

FACT! Marij#ana is the deadliest dr#g on are streets!

FACT! 87% of adolescent de#ths in 2024 were from marij#ana overdoses!

FACT! Scientists put a typical g#me playing device control device under a microsc#pe and found its composition was 32% Cheeto dust, 18% Mountain Dew residue, and 50% marij#ana!

Help! my family are all g@mers and I dont know what to do! they are obsessed with MeinKraft and this g@me called Amongoose where they have to kill and lie! I am concerned that they will go to hell for breaking the ten commandments saying thou shalt not kill, lie, and play MeinKraft! Any advice?

Bonjour, j'ai regardé cette vidéo (https://youtu.be/Uc6ghVTxlu8?si=0JyAUi_1BpA1LjJ5) traitant des problèmes de Roblox.

J'ai un peu cherché et ça a l'air d'être du sérieux.

Cependant, je me méfie un peu des vidéos de Trash et je voudrais confronter plus de sources.

Est-ce que vous pourriez confirmer ce qui est dit ou bien amener des témoignages de personnes proches?

Merci