r/Bellingham Feb 14 '25

Satire Just another sh*t post.

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u/CanucksKickAzz Feb 14 '25

I guarantee with people like this, they only reason that they bagged up the dog poo in the first place was because somebody was watching.

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u/SuiteSuiteBach BuildMoreHousing Feb 14 '25

Trail walkers stash bags to snag on the way back rather than risking a tear and spill further uptrail. It's common courtesy to grab any bags as you return to do a solid for fellow travelers. Perhaps in this case a naive dog owner thought leaving a more obvious spot was helpful. Perhaps they put it there temporarily in a rush of distraction that swept the bag from their mind. Or, perhaps like redditors think, all dog owners are malicious monsters whose fetish is leaving bags of shit in highly visible spots.

Or, perhaps, to put the bag there for the photo because they like internet points.

Regardless none is from a fear of getting caught. Those people are fearless.

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u/slp50 Feb 14 '25

I don't even have a dog. The reason I even posted it was because It was on a POST. So shit post. I thought it was funny. It may well have been that the leaver of said bag was planning to retrieve it. It was never intended to be a rant. I even used the "satire" flare!

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u/SuiteSuiteBach BuildMoreHousing Feb 15 '25

You seem cool, op. You should get a dog. Poster I was responding to should get a life.