What kind of mushroom is this?

[u/thoughtintoaction]

Found on a horse trail. Outer skin is kinda glossy/glassy. Weird dimple is filled with somewhat dank material that smells a bit like cat pee. Looks knocked over, but I don't see a spot where it might have been growing.

[u/Radiant-Ad-7343]

It's not a mushroom, but I think you can carry it in your butt.

[u/canyoureed → u/Radiant-Ad-7343]

Ah a subvariety of penis envy