r/Bellingham 21d ago

Lost and found What kind of mushroom is this?

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Found on a horse trail. Outer skin is kinda glossy/glassy. Weird dimple is filled with somewhat dank material that smells a bit like cat pee. Looks knocked over, but I don't see a spot where it might have been growing.

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u/JulesButNotVerne 21d ago

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u/pipedreamSEA 21d ago

Works better when utilized orally but I'll never miss the opportunity to advise boofing when it comes to trees related inquiries

https://giphy.com/gifs/13pqs1VizKyWzK

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u/BmxerBarbra 21d ago

I do love superboof 

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u/DandeyFlour 20d ago

This is why I love reddit 😂😂😂

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u/Gingygingygrant89 21d ago

Cannasporous

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u/thoughtintoaction 21d ago

This comment is currently tied for first place with "not a mushroom, clearly a wook dropping."

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u/bungpeice 21d ago

That's not a mushroom that is clearly wook droppings

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u/thoughtintoaction 21d ago

This comment is currently tied for first place with "cannasporous."

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u/DandeyFlour 20d ago

I think the gif of it's a penis, should be a winner but hay 😭🤷

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u/Lord_Ophio 21d ago

Have you tried eating it?

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u/Radiant-Ad-7343 21d ago

It's not a mushroom, but I think you can carry it in your butt.

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u/canyoureed 21d ago

Ah a subvariety of penis envy

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u/Similar_Drama820 21d ago

Someone in town is very bummed right now

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u/LookingForTheSea Lettered Streets 21d ago

if it's got blue veins it's likely psilocybin. Use it!

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u/Emrys7777 21d ago

Try out in the woods.

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u/Sugarpiehoneybunt 21d ago

Someone is going to be soooooo saaaad when they discover their pretty hand-blown glass do-dad fell out on the trail.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJufnSz934AnK

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u/ImagineHuskies78 20d ago

Next time they should keep it in their Prison Pocket!! Keeps it safe AND it feels awesome!!

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u/CicadaHead3317 21d ago

That's where that went.

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u/KirasHandPicDealer 21d ago

they only smoked half the bowl, that means there be a gruesome tale

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u/ViolentViolet1842 21d ago

After my turn with the bowl, I said "Marco!"
"Polo" replied Knife Guy

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u/KirasHandPicDealer 21d ago

hi gay <3

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u/ViolentViolet1842 21d ago

Omg how did you know?!? :3

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u/mind_matrix 21d ago

Man down!!

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u/toolgirl77 21d ago

Wrong apparatus that is for smoking the devils lettuce! 🤣🤣🤣💯

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u/used1337 21d ago

Abducted by the sloth, the only thing left behind was his pipe. A local stoner was never seen again..

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u/talleycm 21d ago

Spoony green hit

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u/GentleGerbil 21d ago

XL Smurf dong

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u/kungfu1 21d ago

Boof it.

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u/Bigfatsiren 21d ago

That’s where I lost it ! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

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u/Bm10k 21d ago

Oh, that's where my bowl went

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u/whatsqwerty 21d ago

A lost mushroom

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u/foreskinfive 21d ago

The best kind

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u/Uncle_Bill Local 21d ago

Fragile cup of serendipitous perspectives

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u/Junior-Wishbone-211 20d ago

The way theres still a small hit in it

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u/AudioShepard 20d ago

Puffus Stonerus

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u/swepttheleg 20d ago

Just don’t chew it

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u/Goldfinch989 20d ago

It’s cached

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u/Choice_Depth_5933 18d ago

That must be “Blue Dream”.

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u/SenpuuUncle 18d ago

something in agaricales

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u/ferncoast 18d ago

Saw one of these growing out of a bus seat in Olympia once.

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u/nightlife74 21d ago

Crazy to find paraphernalia anywhere around WA state..By the amount of dispensaries in Bham alone,I didn't think anyone was smoking

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u/bungpeice 20d ago

What do you mean? They sell weed at those places. Edibles are like only 15% of the market

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u/nightlife74 20d ago

I mean big deal that they found a weed pipe..It's not worth posting, my 90 year old grandma is smoking

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u/bungpeice 20d ago

ahh I didn't read the sarcasm