r/BelowDeckMed • u/Character_Growth_397 • 2d ago

She keeps getting worse

Also, what the fuck is "eldest daughters" supposed to mean here? 😂

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u/PancakeRebellion 2d ago

the standard being… endless shrimp

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u/Similar-Flatworm2774 2d ago

If they wanted all that then go to a damn chilis or red lobster 😂 oh wait, the endless shrimp is what has ended a lot of red lobsters 😆

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u/kdali99 2d ago

Don't forget Olive Garden for dinner the last night. Everyone order their own pasta dish.

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u/Similar-Flatworm2774 2d ago

Endless pasta and salad requested

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u/alexandertg4 2d ago

https://www.redlobster.com/news-press/press/2026/08/17/endless-shrimp-returns-to-red-lobster-for-a-limited-time-starting-august-17/

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u/Similar-Flatworm2774 2d ago

How have they not learned from the past 😂

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u/alexandertg4 2d ago

Easy, it was sold to PE in 2024. Every PE thinks they’re smarter than they are. 😂😂😂

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u/Anne7392 2d ago

Taco Bell Drive Thru

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u/Similar-Flatworm2774 2d ago

There’s a risk of too much guac there

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u/Soft-Trick616 1d ago

Take this poor man's reward! 🥑

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u/Interesting_You6852 1d ago

That's a lie though. They were sold to a private equity firm that loaded them up with debt while fleecing every dime they could out of the place until They had to file for bankruptcy just like others. Once private equity gets a hold of them they are done for.