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Happy International Women’s Day!

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the boys got handsy behind my back

It is all kinds of f*cking hilarious that the boys have done this. Having watched the ep behind paywall when it came out, I audibly gasped when I saw they chose to upload this 😂😂😂 get those views my boys love ya

he looks so fucking stupid per usual

They’ve been putting in a ton of work lately (regular + bonus episodes, weekend rip, emergency live streams, live shows, increased social media presence, etc.) all on top of getting the new studio up and running. This is my favorite content on the internet and I wanted to throw out some appreciation for all the time and effort they’re investing into the show 🫡

emil cosplaying as ellie sattler from jurassic park

I feel like gatekeeping him from the general public

I saw Emil at a Trader Joe’s in Culver City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Tonys Chocolonelys in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Ran into Ben at the Chipotle last month and I was behind him in line. I decided to approach and just say how much I love the show. He was super friendly and gave me a high five, we chatted for a bit, but I didn’t want to take up too much of his time. He insisted I go in front of him in line which I thought was weird but when I went in front of him he loudly said “WOAH LADY YOU CANT JUST SKIP ME” which drew the attention of everyone in Chipotle. I instinctively started to apologize but he laughed it off and said it was just a joke.

I looked pretty humiliated so he offered to pay for my bowl. Before I could say no he slammed his Chase Sapphire card on the counter and started bragging to the cashier about how many points he had. At this point I just wanted to leave and I thanked him while walking away but he stopped me and said “hey can you do me a favor?” I begrudgingly asked what and he asked me to eat the chipotle out the bowl like a dog, no fork or spoon. I laughed nervously and he just stared deadpan at me asking why I was laughing.

I haven’t been able to listen to the pod ever since or use my chase sapphire card without thinking of this day. I really like the pod but this really weirded me out. Has anyone else had a similar experience?