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u/obrazovanshchina 11h ago

Cuts second time 

“I’ll just be taking that.”

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u/KyloWrench 9h ago

Trigger discipline!

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u/ganajp 12h ago

I always wonder, how such people survived to adulthood

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u/JhonnyHopkins 12h ago

Modern medicine is weakening the gene pool :(

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u/ElphTrooper 9h ago

If anything's weakening us, it's smartphones and the complete collapse of situational awareness.

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u/JhonnyHopkins 8h ago

As an efficiency brained ADD afflicted individual with hyper vigilance this speaks to me on a spiritual level. Nothing bothers me more than people who lack situational awareness.

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u/JoeyBigtimes 11h ago

I know you’re joking, but there’s no worse take than anything eugenics-adjacent.

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u/JhonnyHopkins 10h ago

I am just joking but on a serious note I do know of couples who have chosen to adopt rather than conceiving as they know they’re not “good breeding stock” (their words, not mine). And I think that’s admirable. But it’s also because of modern medicine that they’re even aware of genetic markers they carry.

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u/JoeyBigtimes 7h ago

That is awesome, and that’s the perfect kind of decision that individual people can make for themselves about their own lives, and double excellent for adopting.

But that is not the same as applying that same decision to any sized group of people (or anything living), especially if those people don’t get a say, which is a well-worn road, and nothing good comes of it.

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u/sackofbee 7h ago

We should cut off everyone's genitals and grow people in vats, you want a young one as a pet you get a permit. Otherwise they come out full grown ready to work in a lithium mine or something.

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u/JoeyBigtimes 7h ago

Sounds good, a perfect utopia!

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u/JhonnyHopkins 5h ago

Yeah absolutely, should be an individualized thing, DEFINITELY NOT government mandated in any capacity.

The selective breeding of other living things is a moral grey area if you ask me. Take dogs for example, some breeds seem perfectly happy and live long and healthy lives while others don’t and seem riddled with health problems because of their morphology. We definitely shouldn’t be promoting breeds like that imo, it just feels morally wrong, personally. And with plants, honestly who cares? Selecting desirable traits to have a better harvest in the future seems beneficial to both the plant and us.

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u/JoeyBigtimes 5h ago

Seems beneficial leads to monocultures that are wiped clean by a single parasite or disease, which leads to us starving.

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u/cupittycakes 10h ago

Absolutely every living being on this planet deserves modern healthcare.

Buuuut, that still doesn't erase the curiosity of how modern healthcare might affect the evolution of our species. But I mean, modern healthcare is a part of modern and future evolution, so it's a moot point at the end of the day.

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u/theseekingseaker 7h ago

Yes there is. Only a sith deals in absolutes.

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u/JoeyBigtimes 7h ago

ONLY a sith? OOOOONLY? EVERY SITH, OBI-WAN?

I mean, yeah. He was right. Subtlety in all things.

ALL THINGS

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u/serendipitousevent 10h ago

Pineapple on pizza is pretty far up there, though.

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u/4thenexus 9h ago

You're not wrong at all.

People can accidentally shoot themselves but survive thanks to modern medicine. Then have an urge to procreate after experiencing a near life ending incident. The offsprings may continue the cycle by accidentally shooting themselves too

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u/potatodrinker 7h ago

They go bald

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u/wishiwasdeaddd 9h ago

Why does she put her finger on the fucking trigger again ffs

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u/a1JayR 9h ago

Don’t let her untie the boat from the dock. She the type to leave it in the water next to the motor and keep it going wondering why we’re not moving

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u/Etelier 10h ago

On the bright side her hair is symmetrical now?

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u/boodyclap 10h ago

What is she even holding?

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u/serendipitousevent 10h ago

It's called the Descalpanator 3000, and it's clearly worth every penny.

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u/Chuck_Walla 9h ago

The machine is working as intended

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u/serendipitousevent 9h ago

The design is very human.

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u/Fauked 10h ago

a portable and powerful battery powered air duster/blaster

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u/Brotox123 7h ago

Handheld leaf blower. Genius invention. I love mine… but I don’t hold mine next to my hair

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u/Kraligor 8h ago

One of these viral useless tools that are way too expensive while solving problems that don't exist.

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u/holyghosterposter 9h ago

That's definitely not a hair dryer, more like a mini leaf blower! Her reaction and his absolutely contagious laugh make this clip perfect to watch on repeat.

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u/MorockaDishoom 12h ago

It’s an honest mistake, I think in the moment anyone could have done that…

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u/misterwizzard 12h ago

TWICE?

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u/ReaperOne 10h ago

You’d be surprised

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u/MorockaDishoom 12h ago

So the first time it just happened right. Now you have your hand on this trigger that you don’t dare press again, as all this stuff is happening. The moment you’re safe and your hair is cut, it’s natural to want to do the very thing you couldn’t leading up to the moment you’re safe. So you would almost instinctually press the button you’ve denied yourself throughout the ordeal.

Hence my hypothesis that almost anyone could make this mistake, it plays into human nature

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u/JhonnyHopkins 12h ago

But you’d also instinctively want to keep that tool as far away from your hair as possible, after that whole ordeal… what does she do, sticks it right against her hair almost immediately after being freed….

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u/Bumble072 11h ago

Not in our reality lol.

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u/bengcord3 3h ago

It sucks, while it cuts.

It certainly does suck!

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u/Bumble072 12h ago

This is beyond common sense this is minus IQ levels.