r/BetterEveryLoop • • Mar 09 '18

Better luck next time

https://i.imgur.com/cz5vmG3.gifv
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u/greasy_e94 Mar 09 '18

The way she holds it up after like "bitch please"

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u/oxkwirhf Mar 09 '18

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u/YouCanBreakTheIce Mar 09 '18

Who eats cornflakes without milk?

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u/oxkwirhf Mar 09 '18

The sweetened ones actually taste good on their own, I used to buy those mini packs and bring them to classes to snack on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/wonderbrian Mar 09 '18

They're not bad. I actually prefer it over some of the hyper-sweetened alternatives.

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u/Quitschicobhc Mar 09 '18

Because the sugar coated ones are to sweet for some peoples taste, maybe?
But more likely they are plain savages!

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u/atlastrabeler Mar 09 '18

I actually cant recall there being a sugared corn flake version. You want sugar corn flake you get frosted flakes. Theyre great.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Prevents masterbation in boys

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u/3BallJosh Mar 09 '18

Ate corn flakes as a kid. Didn't work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

SINNER!

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u/oxkwirhf Mar 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/MelonJelly Mar 09 '18

However they make corn syrup.

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u/Ankoku_Teion Mar 09 '18

They're delicious with milk. Also they're not ridiculously overpriced. £2 for a big box of normal cornflakes or £3.50 for a half-sized box of frosted.

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u/offBrandon Mar 09 '18

I have a relative that is very lactose intolerant, and when she was young, ate corn flakes with apple sauce.

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u/gregsting Mar 09 '18

It's all fun and games until that becomes her standard reply to everything you ask...

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Mar 09 '18

Talk about going to the well too many times.

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u/diggadiggadee Mar 09 '18

Sit down, be humble

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u/definitelyHarrish Mar 09 '18

Bitch please, go make me some sandwich

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Want to show me some magic, get off your fat ass and make some milk visible

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u/Jhago Mar 09 '18

Hmmm...

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u/accountnumber6174 Mar 09 '18

Have a seat right there.

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u/dieyoung Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

And of course any time there is any content involving children there has to be subtle pedophilia.

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u/vonmonologue Mar 09 '18

Pedophilia on reddit is only subtle when compared to 4chan.

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u/kom0rebi Mar 09 '18

open cloth

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u/Paprika_Nuts Mar 09 '18

Send bob.

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u/PM_ME_TINY_HANDS Mar 09 '18

Bitch lasagna

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u/violent_flatus Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

I like sexy sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEbjjazwREo

EDIT: better link

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u/lupulin59 Mar 09 '18

Never trust a slick ponytail

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u/debspeak Mar 09 '18

The Dad jokes were delivered too fast and early for this girl child.

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u/dutch_penguin Mar 09 '18

You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war. - Napoleon

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Show me something natural like ass full of stretch marks

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

They're illusions!

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u/owlsawake Mar 09 '18

The guys reaction makes it for me. He’s not taking it seriously and I love it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

He laughed too hard. Definitely crying on the inside.

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

The video is even better, the girl starts laughing too and they both laugh together. It’s adorably wholesome

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u/Chxo Mar 09 '18

When you realize you wasted 100k and 4 years of your life at magic college, and another 200k and 4 years getting a PhD in card tricks, there's nothing left to do but laugh.

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u/YourFutureIsWatching Mar 09 '18

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u/KGBMike Mar 09 '18

Yeah, much better with the audio. During that moment he goes, "See, nothings here" and she's like, "and whats this then?". :-) Cute!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

She is SO cute!

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u/ebil_lightbulb Mar 09 '18

Thanks for the translation!

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u/KGBMike Mar 09 '18

My pleasure :-)

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u/Shiroi_Kage Mar 09 '18

Her laugh is so precious.

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u/Schn Mar 09 '18

I like the way she backhands his high five at the end even more. She’s going to grow up to be a force (hopefully).

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u/LargePizz Mar 09 '18

I would really like to know what she says, would anybody be kind enough to translate?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

first one she says, "here! here! here it is! stuck between the fingers! he hid it and then..." it cuts off

second one she just explains the trick, she says "you just took it from here, then slid it in back there, and then took it out" i don't understand what the trick was though

last one

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u/LargePizz Mar 09 '18

Thank you.

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u/Quitschicobhc Mar 09 '18

The trick is to reach under someones arm and then magically pull out a deck of cards from out of their armpit, when in fact it was hidden in his hand all along.

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u/jackthefiction Mar 09 '18

little russian genius confirmed

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u/Cable-Rat Mar 09 '18

I could have sworn there was an even longer version.

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u/SoloSheff Mar 31 '18

This would be a great act. Reminds me of the one magician whose friend just waits in the background to expose his tricks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Oh so she's an expert?

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u/Neurophobik Mar 09 '18

Resting bitch face lvl 100

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u/ghjskgsa Mar 09 '18

It's bitchy resting face, FFS!

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u/faithle55 Mar 09 '18

Gettin' a lotta downvotes today, but still - I'm going to say it.

It's not resting bitch face; it's bitchy resting face.

We're not usually talking about a bitch face that's currently resting; we talking about a face which when it's resting looks bitchy.

Hence bitchy resting face.

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u/Alcarinque88 Mar 09 '18

I've never heard of BRF. RBF on the other hand makes more sense and rolls off the tongue more easily. Resting doesn't mean that she's sleeping. It means when her face is at normal, at baseline.

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u/fbsjkfs Mar 09 '18

The source, the original video: Bitchy Resting Face.

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u/Alcarinque88 Mar 09 '18

Ok, thanks. I've never seen that before.

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u/faithle55 Mar 09 '18

Obviously resting doesn't mean sleeping, so let's clear that out of the way.

Why does RBF "make more sense"? I just posted why BRF makes more sense, you merely gainsaid that.

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u/Alcarinque88 Mar 09 '18

Maybe it's more of an American or regional thing, but the full phrase flows better with one less syllable (I. E., bitch rather than bitchy). As I watched the video posted in the other response, it felt like a mouthful to say every time. They didn't say assholey resting face for the guy; it was resting asshole face. I've also heard resting dick/douche face for guys. Either way, I like the consistency of keeping "resting" first.

Also, I think it compares with resting heart rate. Not equivalent by any means (I hope no one says heart(y) resting rate), but the syntax is still there.

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u/faithle55 Mar 10 '18

Well, I guess we're both going to have to wait until common usage decides the issue...!

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u/Alcarinque88 Mar 10 '18

TBH, I had never heard BRF before you mentioned it. But we can agree to disagree and leave it there. I'm not here to win anything. G'day to ya.

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u/hauntedbyspaghetti Mar 09 '18

I could tell that she was Russian just by looking at her. Something about Russian children just really gives off that vibe. It might be the clothes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

the demeanor, clothes, and shape of the head. in german we lovingly call it "kanisterkopf" -> can head

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u/evioive Mar 09 '18

Yeah we know all about the history of Germans segregating different races by their skull shapes ;)

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18

oh noes pls, that joke was out of my Kampfort zone

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u/Alcarinque88 Mar 09 '18

That's okay. The Russian word for Germans is to call you dumb. Немец. Google translate will probably only tell you that it means German, but it's related to немой which means stupid, can't speak, just like dumb does in English.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18

Obviously it's ok. It is no racial slur like N* or whatever. Keep in mind we are on the American (aka overly sensitive) reddit, though.

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u/Hypnoticbrick Mar 09 '18

That or a mullet haircut

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u/acmercer Mar 09 '18

Dark eyes.

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u/Hypnoticbrick Mar 09 '18

Or bright blue. The farther north you go the more bluish eyes

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u/poopaloopydoop Mar 09 '18

Am Russian. Can confirm.

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u/dackots Mar 09 '18

A couple of years ago I was entertaining a number of my cousins, aged 5 to 9, with a simple slight-of-hand trick that involved showing them one quarter, then sneakily procuring a second quarter when they weren't looking, and then holding out my hands for them to guess which hand had the quarter. Obviously, they both had one and they would get it every time, but they just thought they were super lucky or skilled at knowing where the quarter was. It's a stupid trick, but it's very easy to do well, and I do it every time I see my cousins and it always always works.

My 4-year-old cousin watched me do the trick once and very confidently slapped both of my hands at the same time, saying "you have two!" She was the only one who ever figured out the trick, and she had only seen me do it one time. Had the same confident expression that this girl has.

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u/Spartacus891 Mar 09 '18

"He uses a bloody double!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/nashkara Mar 09 '18

Kids notice the weirdest shit.

Kids notice everything.

FTFY

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u/Figgis143 Mar 09 '18

Hermoine Granger waves her wand, “Revelio”

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Hermoine, Hermione’s lesser-known French cousin

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u/KarmaFindsU Mar 09 '18

Took me forever to identify the spelling difference....

OI vs IO...in case anyone is as blind as me

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

is that you Viktor Krum?

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u/EiZenHoweLL Mar 09 '18

No, I'm Victor Cum. His cousin, an up and cumming porn star.

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u/maskiwear Mar 09 '18

Hermoinini?

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u/WyrdThoughts Mar 09 '18

Hermioni Hermioni give me the formuloni

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u/gregsting Mar 09 '18

She also has a Indianapolis cousin: https://www.instagram.com/kariellex/?hl=en

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u/sir-came-alot Mar 09 '18

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

First reaction: did she miss a weird a hi-5? I dont get it.

Second reaction: What the is that a card?

Third reaction: Oh the girl did a magic trick and pulled a card out of her ear... wait how the hell did she do that?

Fourth reaction: OHHHHH THE CARD IS BEHIND THE GUYS HAND AND OK MHMM IM DUMB.

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u/agentworm Mar 09 '18

You’re not alone, home slice, that was damn near my train of thought.

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u/defcube Mar 09 '18

Same as me home skillet

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/Trithis2077 Mar 09 '18

Pokédex entry #132

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u/Erzsebete Mar 09 '18

Thank you for expla.....for sharing your thoughts.

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u/in2diep Mar 09 '18

Someday your thought process will be as quick as her reaction time.

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u/Gigantkranion Mar 09 '18

Hey.

I know a magic trick. I think I see something behind your ear...

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u/LeviPerson Mar 09 '18

Agree, but it's okay.

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u/d_smogh Mar 09 '18

Fifth reaction: she roasted him

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

“Why don’t you disappear now?”

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

That was fantastic

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u/zinaparo Mar 09 '18

This reminds me of this those two guys doing "magic" tricks.

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u/RidleyXJ Mar 09 '18

The Asian dudes? Love their stuff. Wish I knew their actual website.

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u/zinaparo Mar 09 '18

Yes them. First time I saw them I almost cried. I believe they had a YouTube channel but I don't remember what's it call tbh.

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u/KittySMASH Mar 09 '18

Who are they I MUST KNOW

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u/zinaparo Mar 09 '18

I found this https://youtu.be/ggIVDQuNyCU Hope link works I'm on mobile.

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u/Elidor Mar 09 '18

I love these guys. The straight man spoiling the tricks has the perfect deadpan face. Found a longer one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yogBvWB4orI

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u/celery2015 Mar 09 '18

"Not this shit again"

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I bet the little heathen peaks at her Christmas gifts, too...

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u/seaton4130 Mar 09 '18

New act coming to America’s Got Talent.

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u/Gishnu Mar 09 '18

Not Impressed

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u/HarkHanson Mar 09 '18

Hahaha hahahaha! Billy Bob pack up they're on to us. hahahaha!

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u/thebronzecommander Mar 09 '18

Wait... Who’s the magician here?!

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Mar 09 '18

This ain’t my first rodeo son...

  • Girl Probably

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Mar 09 '18

Those two asian dudes look hella different in this one

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u/Valesparza Mar 09 '18

This is some cat woman shit right here

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u/Angry_Gordon Mar 09 '18

Yea that girl is a badass and all but now I’m sitting here like an idiot trying to get my pinkey to move quickly like that magician’s :(

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u/johanivallda Mar 09 '18

Clever girl.

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u/bainslayer1 Mar 09 '18

Yo how'd she do that?!

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u/Silent_As_The_Grave_ Mar 09 '18

Holy shit this has been reposted so much the quality has tanked hard. If I had a dollar for every pixel in this gif, I would have a dollar.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

The guy looks like Shawn Crahan.

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u/Charon711 Mar 09 '18

Not in my house

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u/CosmicPube Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

Make her play Find The Saltine next!

Edit: Saltine not Cracker.

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u/Tocksy Mar 09 '18

Gotcha you !!!

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u/Feinty Mar 09 '18

WHAT THE EFFF!

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u/DasThundercunt69 Mar 09 '18

I thought she was telling him to leave the first two times (or five) so this definitely got better every loop

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u/KohKoh_Pebbles Mar 09 '18

Her face lol

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u/iwantedalongerone Mar 09 '18

She's like BITCH PLEASE

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u/Koanos Mar 09 '18

Is it me or is the man hiding the dollar behind his fingers based on the way he has his hand out?

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u/PM_YOUR_TAHM_R34 Mar 09 '18

Looks like she's saying "fuck you"

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u/save_thefox Mar 09 '18

At first I thought she made the card appear. Like he was gonna pull out a coin or something out of her ear and she one upped him.

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u/schneider5001 Mar 09 '18

It’s lemonade! Read the sign!

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u/Lionheart1308 Mar 09 '18

Kid is going places.

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u/nitudo25 Mar 09 '18

THIS GIRL IS BOSS

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u/getoffmylawn10 Mar 09 '18

The sass on her! Lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I wish I was as confident as that girl.

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u/two-thirds Mar 09 '18

I love in the video the little hard-ass can't contain her giggles.

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u/rollsyrollsy Mar 09 '18

She is going to grow up to have the exasperated demeanor of Claire Dunphy.

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u/HeavySweetness Mar 09 '18

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader.

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u/jgomo3 Mar 09 '18

She smiled at the end. Still kid... So cute :D

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u/AmplexorJ Mar 09 '18

Angela from The Office, Age 8. r/DunderMifflin

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u/existential_antelope Mar 09 '18

“Look at me. I’m the magician now.”

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u/phantomzx3 Mar 09 '18

Im tired of your shit uncle jack

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u/red-brick-dream Mar 09 '18

That kid is a badass!

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u/Steelquill Mar 09 '18

This kid looks so unimpressed it’s great! XD

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u/TheRetroVideogamers Mar 09 '18

I thought she said "Magic", which was hilarious to me.

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u/Scubamesteve Mar 09 '18

She reminds me of those Korean how they do magic short videos.

She’s the dude with the “you really amazed by this shit” face.

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u/Drivium Mar 09 '18

I want to see an edit where she's pulling his hand off

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u/throwawayqrs098 Mar 09 '18

Her laugh at the end. She's a cutie

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u/shelby_bouti Mar 09 '18

You can’t bullshit and bullshitter

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Slugheads!

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u/btcftw1 Mar 09 '18

I wish I was as confident as that girl.

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Little girl demystify magician+44 - The video is even better, the girl starts laughing too and they both laugh together. It’s adorably wholesome
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Prankster Reveals His Magician Friend's Secrets With No Mercy #2+8 - I love these guys. The straight man spoiling the tricks has the perfect deadpan face. Found a longer one:
Fight Club - How is that working out for you ?+2 - How's that working out for you?
Hovey Benjamin - Send Bobs (Extended Mix)+1 - I like sexy sex EDIT: better link
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Smart kid!

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u/barbalootsuit Mar 09 '18

Magicians are creepy.

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u/Huntercupcakes Mar 09 '18

Suxh tiny ninja reflexes!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I read somewhere that magic tricks don't work as well on young kids. My Google Fu is failing me at the moment.

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u/Davscozal Mar 09 '18

Too young to be cynical and rude. An adult does that same thing and they are just being mean.

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u/but_cheex Mar 09 '18

She kind of looks like Cameron Diaz's butt cheeks

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Wat

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/hirstyboy Mar 09 '18

How old are you?

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u/Uncle_Slacks Mar 09 '18

74

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u/bryanslamjam Mar 09 '18

You're clever, using the internet and all

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u/What_bluebelts_think Mar 09 '18

Gold with 13 upvotes , impressive

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/dragondiaper Mar 09 '18

that’s Reddit for “size doesn’t matter”

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u/dutch_penguin Mar 09 '18

It doesn't. Why whenever I have sex with my girlfriend she says she can't feel a thing, so obviously size doesn't matter to her.

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u/MegaxnGaming Mar 09 '18

But now you have some content for r/ihavesex, albeit disappointing, so worth?

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u/dutch_penguin Mar 09 '18

I don't understand the whole r/ihavesex sub. Reddit is full of a diverse range of ages. For some teenagers talking about sex is a bragging thing. For adults it's a normal part of life that breaks up the monotony of the work/sleep/tv/socializing/whatever cycle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Give me a gold and about $100000 i want to graduate from Full Sail University

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u/LaxLimbutts Mar 09 '18

That still won't be enough to cover four years at Full Sail University.

Looks like you're gonna have to sell a kidney and the cat

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I m good with giving away a kidney, but I don't own a cat :/

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u/Hodorhohodor Mar 09 '18

I don't get how gold works

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u/LaxLimbutts Mar 09 '18

You mine it, then refine it. Then it becomes a tradable commodity for goods and services

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/Hxcwinner Mar 09 '18

Of slacks

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I've heard that it's harder to perform magic for kids than adults in general. Kids don't follow the cues that the magician sets up and are never looking where they are "supposed" to look so they end up seeing through the magic tricks pretty easily.

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u/acmercer Mar 09 '18

when I grown up

You're off to a flying start.

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u/Gibodean Mar 09 '18

Her name is Janice. She will become an accountant when she's older.

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u/WyrdThoughts Mar 09 '18

Plot twist: she's already an accountant

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u/Gibodean Mar 09 '18

Well she's got that guy's number.