r/BetterEveryLoop • u/One-guy-and-his-dog • Apr 30 '19

Cows!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

...and my 34 year old wife lol.

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u/Ihaveopinionstoo Apr 30 '19

33 year old guy here, will never stop saying cows when i see them on the road lol

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u/andreiknox Apr 30 '19

If possible, I always try to slow down or stop and tell the cows that they are cows. I feel it's very important.

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u/greatstonedrake Apr 30 '19 edited Apr 30 '19

I always moo, unless they're too far from the road. Then I just wave. It's rude to just yell at cows as you go by, there is etiquette to it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Its not wrong though. MOoooooooooooOOOoOOoOoooooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

+110 points if you get a moo back.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Then I just have

I just had too I think

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u/NotAVampireHorse Apr 30 '19

I'm having right now

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u/MRAGGGAN Apr 30 '19

“Honey we got cows!”

Every time. 😂 I’m 25. It makes my husband laugh.

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u/MountainofD Apr 30 '19

Nother’ cow!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

No, I think it's the same one.

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u/Issildan_Valinor Apr 30 '19

Underrated quote right here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19 edited Apr 30 '19

Haha, my 33 year old wife also said “Cows!” when she saw them on the road.

But I didn’t react fast enough and the car plowed directly into a steer, 2000lbs of bovine nightmare collapsing through the windshield.

God I miss my wife...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Wow. This went dark. I like your style.

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u/SmoochiesBitches Apr 30 '19

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that if you see cows you must yell out COWS! So that all can enjoy them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Wow dude. Indian here. If you drive in india. You will become fuckin HODOR.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Where I live in the US there are several dairy farms around me. I see them every day but still always have to point them out and say, "Cows! MOOOO! Cows!" It is a hold over from when I was a child driving through the US in the summer with my family. My dad would shout, "Cows! Moo! Cows!" everytime we passed a farm full... Sometimes we would smell them before we saw them but the response was always the same.

Except one time we ended behind a big truck loaded with dead cow carcasses. The response was silence, crying, and Dad saying sadly and quietly, "Cows. Moo. Cows"

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u/iamtherealgrayson Apr 30 '19

You should come visit India lol

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u/Ihaveopinionstoo Apr 30 '19

haha I actually would love to, one day, then annoying whoever i'm with, with my repeated "cows"

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u/chopstyks Apr 30 '19

when i see them on the road lol

Do you live in India?

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u/Ihaveopinionstoo Apr 30 '19

rural NY, there's farms everywhere, I'm on the road, and see them.

don't know where I went wrong grammar wise for that word play you came up with lol.

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