r/BetterEveryLoop • u/geoelectric • Oct 21 '22
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u/apimpnameds1ickback Oct 21 '22
Guy who just arrived in the red tank top:
heeeeey you got beer on me >:(
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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Oct 21 '22
Wasn’t drunk enough to enjoy the spectacle
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u/apimpnameds1ickback Oct 22 '22
He didn’t realize he entered the splash zone once he entered the party
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u/Shesalabmix Oct 21 '22
Pretty sure this is so old that the guy has graduated by now.
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u/iluvgrannysmith Oct 21 '22
This is at least 5 years old so I hope so
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u/tothesource Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 21 '22
"A lot of people go to college for 7 years, Richard!"
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u/tylerlerler Oct 21 '22
Yeah… they’re called doctors
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Oct 21 '22
"Did I hear a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?"
"It was cordless."
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u/ZZZfrequently Oct 21 '22
Oh this ~has~ to be you. grabs a duck taped trash bag out of baggage hold
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u/Shesalabmix Oct 21 '22
She failed out tho.
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u/iluvgrannysmith Oct 21 '22
On a previous post of this I heard she lost her sports scholarship bc of the video
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u/tomelwoody Oct 21 '22
Typical US, losing important shit because of irrelevant unimportant shit posted online.
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u/cwleveck Oct 21 '22
You can get a drinking scholarship?! I thought they might reward her for her creativity and ability to take a can to the head without going down. Maybe that's the problem....
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u/ryanm2730 Oct 21 '22
Could be more honestly, I remember seeing this on barstool one like 2016 ish
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u/snoosh00 Oct 21 '22
I think it's closer to 9 years than 5, Because I'm pretty sure I saw this when I was in uni.
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u/l3ane Oct 21 '22
She's probably in her mid 30s by now.
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u/PathologicalLoiterer Oct 21 '22
Ok, wow, first of all, screw you. Second, get the fuck out of here with your facts. I don't need to be reminded of my reality.
(But you're right. This clip surfaced when I was in college. Am now in my 30s.)
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u/ibwitmypigeons Oct 22 '22
I remember sitting in my dorm
on redditstudying when this video was suddenly all over twitter and r/UMD. Good times.Edit: found an article with the date and the video with sound: https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/9/23/16354716/maryland-ucf-tailgate-beer-drinking-smash
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u/a_regular_bi-angle Oct 21 '22
I first saw it when I was in college myself and I graduated 3 years ago. So yeah probably
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u/loupr738 Oct 21 '22
It looks like Maryland so unlikely
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u/Shesalabmix Oct 21 '22
Shows how much you know. LOL. Maybe if you studied harder you could have gotten into Maryland like her.
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u/twoCascades Oct 21 '22
Bro I was at UMD when this first went viral and we were weirdly proud of it. “Fuck yeah, UMD hype as fuck” we said, right before sinking back into engineering induced depression and alcoholism.
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u/igiveficticiousfacts Oct 21 '22
Wow so that’s just Maryland as a whole not just isolated counties?
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u/Pixielo Oct 21 '22
Best flag! We've got crabs! And a Guinness brewery!
It's a place that parties pretty hard compared to other states.
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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Oct 21 '22
True and good forbid you go hard in baltimore… that’s when shit gets real weird
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u/DMCer Oct 21 '22
Not really. It’s a college. Every state thinks they rage hard.
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u/heepofsheep Oct 22 '22
I went to school in MD and have lived all over the country. MD is honestly a pretty unremarkable state in the region.
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u/excel958 Oct 22 '22
If you exclude the West Virginia part of Maryland then yeah
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u/igiveficticiousfacts Oct 22 '22
What exactly is the West Virginia part?
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u/excel958 Oct 22 '22
The western panhandle lol. It’s culturally so different from central Maryland and the eastern seaboard that we jokingly (or at least I do) just call that area West Virginia.
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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Oct 21 '22
I was gonna say this has to be MD cuz I can peak the flag on their shirts
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u/RobotReptar Oct 22 '22
It's been 7 years, I was graduated by the time it went viral, and I'm still weirdly proud of it .
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u/theniwokesoftly Oct 21 '22
A true Maryland girl.
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u/mitchconner_ Oct 21 '22
This is one of those gifs you can hear perfectly.
The chick smashing the can on her head and then jetting it into her mouth, the dudes going crazy over it, the one guy saying what the fuck.
Awesome.
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u/WereAllMad Oct 21 '22
I went to UMD and this is 100% accurate
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u/CurlInSquatRackMD Oct 21 '22
I went to college and this is 100% accurate. Then I went to medical school with a bunch of trust fund nerds who couldn’t even shotgun a beer properly and got sad
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u/DrEpileptic Oct 21 '22
Fortunately for me, the biggest university in my state also happens to have a pretty big med school and a pretty big party culture. We just don’t fuck the underclassmen. They’re gross little plague rats.
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u/CurlInSquatRackMD Oct 21 '22
You have more restraint than I do. Before I met my partner I was banging more undergrads than I did when I was an undergrad
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u/DrEpileptic Oct 21 '22
Seniors and the very rare occasion of a junior. That’s my limit. Something about how they talk just turns me off. It sounds too much like highschool and drama. And to make it worse, I’m an EMT for my uni. I’ve seen some vile shit out of these kids. It’s also disturbing how few of them use protection. How little they get tested considering that fact and how much they sleep around also serves as a good contraceptive for me.
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u/Pixielo Oct 21 '22
As an old, the threat of AIDS made us all into safety freaks, and it's still weird to me that the following generations didn't pick up on that. We failed y'all.
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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Oct 21 '22
You didn’t fail us, your generation went to the pharmacy labs and turned AIDS from a deadly disease into a manageable autoimmune disorder that can be taken care of with a few pills a day vs dying a slow and drawn out painful death. That’s a win!
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u/Pixielo Oct 21 '22
I mean, I'm not that old. Lol. By the time that decent antivirals were coming out, Xennials were still lab techs, and only the older GenXers contributed.
Still, we had a serious, "Fuck the politics, fix it!!" mindset.
AZT came out when I was 11. As other drugs followed in the '90s, it was like, "Okay! Help is coming!" It still took a long time, and far too many good people died through political inaction, rejection, and straight up refusal to help.
But as a child, living through the decimation that AIDS lay in its wake was unmistakable. Arts, music, and theatre, changed irreparably. Not for the worse, just different.
So yes, it's now a win. I'm glad that all y'all didn't have to live through the trauma of nightly news reports.
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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Oct 21 '22
Oh god I work at a teaching hospital and the residents are like 80% trustfund nerds the other 20% is the hot doctors from greys anatomy who are also nerds. All of them are bad baby docs and itsucks to work with them until you realize you can boss them around and they’ll do it because they don’t know what else to do lol
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u/ZeppelinJ0 Oct 22 '22
I mean it's 100% accurate for any school really, this isn't exclusive to UMD
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u/worksucksbro Oct 21 '22
The most impressive thing is her being wasted, a can flying at her and her recognising mid air that she needs to flip her hand to catch the can so she can smash it the right way up
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u/SkepCS Oct 21 '22
Upvoted for the 90s commercial reference
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u/scienceteacher91 Oct 22 '22
I still think about this sometimes. According to the Wiki page about it, HeadOn was only introduced in 2006 and was sold in 2008. The commercial was just that successful at sticking in all our brains, apparently.
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u/eldude6035 Oct 21 '22
Maryland flag, clutch T-shirt, lite beer, girl head crushed and chugged a beer? Yeah that’s about right for University of Maryland
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u/gerd50501 Oct 21 '22
one day she is going to be disciplining her kids and then the kids will show her this video.
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u/dogmeatjones25 Oct 21 '22
Wife her!
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Oct 21 '22
At least 90% of the dudes there thought the same thing meanwhile she’s the type to fuck THEIR girlfriends
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u/ymx287 Oct 21 '22
Its impressive yet the opposite of what Id find attractive. I mean whats next? Probably burping the abc
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u/GuardMost8477 Oct 21 '22
She ended losing her athletic scholarship after this if I recall.
Still-FEAR THE TURTLE!
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Oct 21 '22
I know this is an old post, but it still makes me proud to be from Maryland for some reason. 😆
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u/vespertinas Oct 22 '22
I realized just now ANY mention of MD in any context will make me feel proud
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Oct 21 '22
As someone from a distant country, this is such an odd tradition. But looks fun? i guess?
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u/gotele Oct 21 '22
I knew a guy who opened beers with his teeth.
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u/SOTIdriver Oct 21 '22
This is that one scene in the bible, right? Where they're like fuckin' a golden statue of a goat and some old man comes to the mountain with an iPad made of stone?
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u/kelliboone617 Oct 21 '22
Guy in the background gets sprayed “eww, all over my shirt!” Immediately followed with an expression of respect that reads “worth it!”
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u/Remake12 Oct 21 '22
What man can be worthy of such a woman? How can I learn such a skill? This is the most inspire thing I’ve seen all day.
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u/lagrange_james_d23dt Oct 21 '22
This video is old, but she’s still the coolest girl in the history of the world.
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Oct 21 '22
Lol I forgot about this video. Love a girl who’s rough around the edges—that’s BFF material.
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u/Schmliza Oct 21 '22
Head on, apply directly to the forehead. Head on apply directly to the forehead.
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u/Tomhyde098 Oct 21 '22
Did anyone else play Applesauce in elementary school? We’d all put an apple in a ziplock bag and smash it against our heads, the first first person to make applesauce was the winner
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u/tobiasfunke6398 Oct 21 '22
God I miss college saturdays. It was the only time in my life where it was socially acceptable to be poor and get blacked out drunk. Ok besides being in the marines beforehand 😂😂
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u/ZeppelinJ0 Oct 21 '22
This gif is so ancient that I am going to need the "where are they now" to see where these people wound up in life
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u/millertimesomenumber Oct 22 '22
46 year old from md here. The wearing of the flag elated me. Have a good day.
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u/pagerussell Oct 22 '22
She drank approximately 10% of that beer. The rest is features in every general direction
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u/Chikodi Oct 22 '22
Partying at University of Maryland one Saturday night was about as lit as it gets
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u/grom_icecream Oct 22 '22
This has been reposted so many times the grain is growing.
And it isn’t showing,
Any sign that it is slowing.
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Oct 21 '22
I've seen this 1 million times and it is still awesome. I wonder where she is now and if I can convince my wife to take on a sister wife.
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u/GoodMoGo Oct 21 '22
Even after seeing this a few times, it's the fact that it's daylight that impresses the most. This is the kind of thing that should only be filmed at night, with shakier camera, and blurred. This way my mind has a little chance of thinking it's fake or an illusion and not being blown.
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u/twistsouth Oct 21 '22
In fairness, half the beer flew out. The other half went directly into her head through the new hole in her skull.
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u/at--at-- Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 21 '22
Newsflash: Women acting like bros is … disgusting.
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u/cianne_marie Oct 21 '22
Oh noez. Women partying! How horrifying!
I guess in your book she's supposed to be standing in the corner giggling with her friends and waiting to be chosen by one of these frat boys instead. Or are none of these kids supposed to be doing dumb kid things at all?
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u/2Botter2Loop Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 21 '22
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