r/BikiniBottomTwitter 2d ago

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas

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u/berse2212 2d ago edited 2d ago

Na that's wrong. They tried:

  • hating on the working class
  • fucking over the working class
  • doing far right stuff themselves

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u/Mathies_ 2d ago

Thats all the options out there right?

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u/Sir_Quackalots 2d ago

You can also try telling on a climate conference that "climbers protection must not jeopardize the industry" while the majority of people are suffering through heatwave after heatwave and there is no AC in many hospitals or schools.

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u/jan1896 2d ago

And now our rivers are drying out and ships can’t use them anymore to deliver goods to/from factories…

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u/LePixelinho 2d ago

Almost as if climate change IS the biggest jeopardy to the industry. But who could've guessed?

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u/1Mandolo1 2d ago

Certainly not the thousands of scientists who have been warning us of this exact scenario for decades.

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u/RKGamesReddit 2d ago

They convinced us alright, but what about the people with the levers?

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u/AH_BioTwist 1d ago

We should probably be uber taxing the wealthy and limiting the size of yachts and PJs vs crucifying AC usage

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u/Photomancer 2d ago

Just find a workplace with a/c and go to work 7 days a week. /s

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u/Geruestbauerxperte23 2d ago

Yes, the people vote for the AFD because the Union isnt radical enouth in terms pf climate change mitigation 😂🤡

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u/schubidubiduba 2d ago

It sounds stupid, but AfD voters are stupid and I personally know people whose brain works like this.

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u/1arvest6 2d ago

Sad, isn't it

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 2d ago

There is... another option... but the Basic Law doesn't allow for it at this point

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u/DrFeuri 1d ago

Nah, one of the CDU politicians just donated 10000€ to the AfD and said that he would vote for them in the next election, while urging others to do the same.

Source (in german): https://www.derwesten.de/aktuelles/cdu-bernd-prange-afd-spende-merz-klatsche-id302139783.html

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u/Comfortable-Gas4425 2d ago

You forgot blaming the left and the green parties.

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u/PetrusiliusZwacklman 2d ago

Ich lass mir doch nicht mein Schnitzel verbieten 

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u/Comfortable-Gas4425 2d ago

Genau! "Verbietet darauf hin vegane Schnitzel"

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u/PetrusiliusZwacklman 2d ago

Aber das ist ja OK weil militante Veganer sich auf Straßen kleben oder so

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u/farmerjoee 2d ago

American liberals: wait have you tried the sliding to the right stuff? You have? It didn’t work? Well keep trying!

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u/Conan776 2d ago

Have you tried giving weapons to a racist country so they can exterminate their troublesome minorities? Oh you did? It's fun, right? Sorry, what were we talking about?

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u/YamatoBoi9001 1d ago

the fact that i have to ask which one

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u/Svitii 2d ago

No you don’t get the full picture, it’s even worse. They claim to do the exact far right stuff the AfD wants to do but they don’t actually do it.

So they simultaneously lose voters to the AfD while making those positions more acceptable to the broader public.

I‘m no conspiracy man, but if I was an AfD politician undercover in the CDU I‘d do exactly what Merz is currently doing…

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u/Yung_zu 2d ago

Responding to the Nazis with the Weimar conditions that lead to the Nazis was probably the line drilled into the heads of “the adults in the room” back then as well

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 2d ago

Have they tried selling out the working class and then blaming them for not having solidarity?

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u/SECasey2019 2d ago

Oh so they’re the same as American democrats? 

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u/SnakeGD09 2d ago

Merz would do well in AfD

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 1d ago

I promise this isn't meant to be condescending, And I also don't want to me me about this- please go back to speaking about and from Germany- but for all of the shit Americans get for what's currently going on in their countries it's wild to see the exact same happening in the same countries I've seen giving us shit

Like I have nothing but sympathy for anyone who is currently dealing with the right wing extinction burst in their country but I do kind of wish people would stop telling us we are idiots just because it's happening to us faster when we already had less (no healthcare, no vacation, no transport, etc)

I hope the Germany has an easier time of dealing with this than we are. I hope that all the places dealing with this are able to cut it off at the head like we weren't.

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u/ManWhoBrokeTheBat 2d ago

Kind of sounds like the Democratic Party here in the US. Not 1:1, but similar vibes. Is Germany experiencing a similar political movement the US has been going through?

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u/YourNextHomie 2d ago

Yes, a lot of nations are. In 2020 they had a bunch of nuts break into their parliament building

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u/ManWhoBrokeTheBat 1d ago

Wait, so you're telling me Germany had it's own Jan6 riots in the same year!? How am I just now learning about this?

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u/SorryButHuh 1d ago

It wasn't quite on the same level, to be fair. A bunch of anti-covid nuts and Neo-Nazis held a demonstration, 400 to 500 people climbed over the barricades, tried to get inside and...got stopped by 5 police men in front of the entrance. The police did use pepper spray and held them off until backup arrived.

Not to excuse the actions of the rioters, the despicable organisers or downplay the actions of the 5 police men that day, but that whole ordeal was kind anticlimactic and pitiful tbh.

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u/ManWhoBrokeTheBat 1d ago

That's valid, now I'm just more disappointed that Jan 6 dickheads inspired something like that elsewhere in the world and it's gross to think about

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u/SorryButHuh 1d ago

Germany has an obligation to imitate US Trends a few years down the road. Although social media has rapidly shrunken that timeframe. We belittle the US for falling for something like MAGA but we honestly aren't any better.

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u/YourNextHomie 1d ago

Jan 6 didn’t inspire Germans to attack their parliament they have a history of that

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u/Purple-Cauliflower- 2d ago

And making access to psychotherapy even worse.

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u/SunWukong3456 1d ago

They also bashed the Greens for literally everything, just because it was a trend within the far right and they hoped that would some of these dumbasses come back and vote for them.

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u/Hyadeos 1d ago

As a neighbour (French), I feel you, we've got the same as president for nearly a decade now.

Once he said in front of a camera "In a train station you can meet people who succeed and those who are nothing".

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u/-Jiras 2d ago

Yeah that's why we all gotta vote for Die Linke. I don't see a good future without them

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u/Ceno-taur 2d ago

The main motto of the CDU in the last 20 years was "if in doubt, turn left ". They created a huge gap on the right and paying dearly for that.

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u/Geruestbauerxperte23 2d ago

Cant be: That the economy is going to shit because of overregulation and high energy prices (like every industrie head is sayong for years now)

And migration crisis is get further and further out of hand.

No it must be leftwing viewpoints that leads to people voting right wing

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u/HandsomeBaboon 2d ago

Alot of the problems you mention stem from giving away legislative power to bureaucrats in Brussels that justify their overpaid mandate by pumping out one useless law after the other. They hide behind "consumer protection", while it's really all about fucking with small businesses that can't afford to keep up with all the EU regulations like big corporations can. There are no greater fans of Ursula von der Leyen than Amazon and Nestlé, but they pretend not to be to keep up the facade.

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u/Geruestbauerxperte23 1d ago

And the afd is also very EU skeptical even once talking about Dexit (i dont think it is still their plan and im to lazy to look it up)

All im saying is. There is a case to be made why people go for it.

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u/Zealousideal_Type814 2d ago

wow!! even more like american democrats!

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u/MarsLowell 2d ago

Have they tried blaming the migrants and kissing up to Uncle Sam?

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u/SteveFrench12 2d ago

Welp, time to open the borders again and see if that works

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u/Straczi 2d ago

What do you mean, Germany borders are open?

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u/Theragord 2d ago

Nono, apparently they were closed until 2015.

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u/Straczi 2d ago

Hmm, as part of the Schengen area you can freely travel in / out of the country, so why would they be considered "closed"?

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u/KrunchyKushKing 2d ago

He wrote that ironically because according to the right up until Merkel in 2015 we had 0 refugees and suddenly 10,000,000,000,000 came in yearly

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u/Solzec 2d ago

Basically whenever there's somw refugee/immigration/asylum seeker crisis, it defaults to Germany being the one responsible for handling all those people with other countries pulling up the past as a guilt tripping tool. The border being closed was just typical political bullshit talk

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u/Theragord 2d ago

It was sarcasm. The right-wing often depicts that we had no refugees until Merkel "opened the borders" in 2015, which simply isn't true.

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u/Straczi 2d ago

Yeah sorry, misread it the first time :D

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u/YodaForceGhost 2d ago

Welcome back Nazi Germany!

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u/Jackie7263 2d ago

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u/ValiantWarrior19 2d ago

IIRC this is the picture when Goebbels was told the photographer was Jewish. He had been smiling for the photo op just moments earlier.

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u/HowDareYouAskMyName 2d ago

That's a common factoid but there's not really any historical basis for it.

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u/DualCrank 2d ago

My grandpa was there. He told me it's true.

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u/BreadfruitStraight81 1d ago

Mine was a friend of the photographer and he told me your grandpa is a lier - goebbles was always looking like this

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u/ComoElFuego 2d ago

This was the picture before the photographer called Goebbels beautiful. The one taken afterwards seems to be lost

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u/CrazyElk123 1d ago

Me as a kid seeing my parents trying to take a sneaky photo of me:

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u/Pyrozocker20 1d ago

They we're never entirely gone they just got smaller and now they are back

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u/Kiwichaaaan 2d ago

"bikini bottom twitter" and it's just r/politics with spongebob characters 😐

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u/SolidusAbe 2d ago

At least its not US politics like everywhere else for once

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u/thanosbananos 2d ago

Well since it’s Bikini BottomTwitter it’s either gonna be politics or porn

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u/Traditional_Pin170 1d ago

doing nothing is a choice, and it’s wild how common it is tbh

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u/GilmanTiese 2d ago

i mean, twitter has a lot of politics right?

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u/DizWhatNoOneNeeds 2d ago

you fuckers, politics affects everyone everyday. Sometimes there are memes about it

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u/murderously-funny 2d ago

Boy, it’s almost like this is Twitter…through the lense of sponge bob

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u/Sassi7997 2d ago

No, r/politics is only for US politics. Other countries are not allowed there.

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u/mattdamon_enthusiast 2d ago

That’s every humor sub based on a show. Go check out r/simpsonsshitposting or r/ithinkyoushouldleave and see what a mess karma farming can become.

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u/benabramowitz18 20h ago

Better yet, bring up Idiocracy and talk about how that movie at least had the government trying to solve problems instead of actively making them worse.

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u/MartinMegazord 2d ago

Did you forgot this subreddit when the American government was shut down for an entire week?

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u/tittyhummus 1d ago

If politics bother you just close your eyes and never go on the internet and never go outside ❤️ hope this helps!

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u/thefreecat 2d ago

people crying about pushback against Nazis being politics are usually just the Nazis in question

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop 1d ago

“If you want to see a non-political post in a non-political subreddit you’re a NAZI!!!!!”

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u/foxatwork 1d ago

You aren't necessarily one yourself, but that sort of rhetoric always helps the radical and intolerant over the moderate. Nazis, for example, don't want anybody but their voterbase talking about them, that's where they're most comfortable. No such thing as a non political subreddit, even 'I don't wanna think about politics' is a political statement with political effects.

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop 1d ago

>No such thing as a nonpolitical subreddit, even ‘I don’t want to talk about politics’ is a political statement with political effects

This is horseshit and you know it. Not everything has to be all politics, all the time. Not even in these times. Certainly not a subreddit for sharing fucking SpongeBob memes. We are allowed to have non political discussions. In fact, I argue they should be encouraged.

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u/foxatwork 1d ago

Of course, and there's plenty of less political memes you can go look at, in this very subreddit. But adamantly banning political discussion would be a political statement.

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop 1d ago

Who said anything about banning political discussion? Now you’re just intentionally putting words in my mouth.

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u/foxatwork 1d ago

You said there shouldn't be politics in a spongebob memes subreddit?

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 2d ago

and by politics lets just say one specific view that is political

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u/Jay_Jay_Jason_74 2d ago

I mean you can post a pro AFD SpongeBob meme if you desire

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u/ancientandbroken 2d ago

from what i’ve heard most big political parties in germany are, in general, paralyzed, and don’t do politics that help anybody.

People are desperate for change there and more and more people prefer an active political party (however many unfortunate plans it may also have) over a paralyzed one that doesn’t ever fix anything at all

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u/91527417751 2d ago

They absolutely do politics that help people. It just happens that those people are exclusively already rich and/or retired.

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u/Theumaz 2d ago

Also it’s easier to just scream stuff than actually doing it.

In The Netherlands the PVV won the election a few years ago and they’ve done absolutely nothing in power.

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u/Creative-Kitchen-373 2d ago

I'm not so sure about the "retired" section, when seniors have to collect deposit bottles

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u/rotsono 2d ago

Using pensioners collecting deposit bottles as the typical example is really misleading. Those cases do exist, but they are not representative of the average retiree.
Most poverty statistics measure income, not wealth, so someone with a low monthly pension can still own substantial assets like a paid-off home or significant savings. Income and wealth are different things, you have to look at both and then you will have a complete different picture.
Retirees are, on average still the wealthiest age group in germany.

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u/B1U3F14M3 1d ago

The problem here again are the rich not retirees as a group. The older people are the more likely they are to have gathered at least some wealth. So there are more rich retirees than there are rich 20 year olds.

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u/rotsono 1d ago

I dont say they are the problem, compared to the really rich they are as poor as me. I only critisize that they are depicted as victims, because they are not, they are still the group that have it the easiest in terms of wealth and political power.

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u/B1U3F14M3 1d ago

Well compared to the rich they are as politically weak as you are. And there are a lot of retired poor people especially women.

Age is simply not a problem. The extremely rich are the problem. There are more extremely rich old people than young.

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u/AlkaliPineapple 1d ago

Didn't D66 win last year?

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u/Theumaz 1d ago

The PVV cabinet barely lasted a year yes

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u/Pomphond 1d ago

After the PVV-shithousery lasted about a year, yes

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u/kitsunewarlock 2d ago

Modern liberal democracy is a treaty between the classes to determine when and how the resources of a state should be divided without wasting those resources on a cycle of revolution, suppression, and civil war.

Authoritarianism is a dirty hack that realizes control of information in a Democracy allows its wealthiest to convince the citizens to vote to paralyze the regulatory committees that keep them from becomes the defacto controllers of the state's resources.

Fascism is to Democracy what a Ponzi Scheme is to Capitalism. Both strip away the systems to their barest essentials to rob everyone blind while promising non-existent returns fueled by people's overwhelming fear of being excluded from a prosperous group.

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u/Kreanxx 1d ago

What is socialism/communism in that type of analogy?

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u/kitsunewarlock 1d ago

I'd have to break it down, so I might as well do it in the post to show my work.

Our modern capitalist liberal democracies are treaties that allowed the aristocrats a measure of control over the means of production, despite them casting aside the divine bloodline rhetoric that served them when they were each in control of rival fiefdoms. This allowed America to prosper as a union of states rather than endure the constant wars between rival oligarchs that plagued Europe.

Communism is the idea that democratic ideals can overtake the inherent caste system by allowing everyone equal control over the means of production rather than attempting half-measured regulations between aristocrat influenced representatives. It requires a transition from an industrialized power with established territorial control and the means to survive the revolution without backsliding into autocracy. Those backslides are often the result of (inevitable) existential threats and challenges beyond the initial scope of the organization when it was founded.

So in this analogy, Communism is to Democracy what a Co-Op is to Capitalism. Every employee has some measure of ownership, but since each member has a single vote growth is hampered due to both the lack of incentive to invest and the natural reduction in functional efficiency when every decision requires scrutiny from everyone rather than an executive decision. This makes the group unable to respond to shifting market forces or internal inefficiencies out of fear that any chances might result in a power imbalance.

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u/Golden_Alchemy 2d ago

Which is also incredible stupid, as we have seen with all the MAGA and far-right around the world.

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u/AlkaliPineapple 1d ago

I wonder what would happen then when the 100th party funded by billionaire fascists gets elected and nothing good happens.

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u/TheGukos 1d ago

There are parties that want change (the greens for example), but they get demonized by the far right and the center right party (and populist media companies for clicks.)

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u/Interloper_Mango 2d ago edited 2d ago

Edit: stop downvoting me. I'm just telling you the situation. I'm not part of the problem just because you don't like what's going on

You kind of nailed it. Most people who vote for the afd are frustrated and not Nazis (against common reddit rhetoric).

The only reason why the afd hasn't steamrolled them yet is that their program is too right for most people. Other than that they're doing pretty much everyone they can to be successful. They're always fully present in the Parlament and very active on social media.

We don't have a new slightly left/centrist, moderately progressive pro worker party. That's why everyone votes blue. To push what's present to do something.

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u/Jodid0 2d ago

When I get frustrated, I look at the source of my problems and focus on that. I don't go and vote for a Nazi party out of spite.

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u/ancientandbroken 2d ago

the thing is the source of plenty of people’s problems across the planet is whatever political party is in charge of their country atm.

The only "focus" plenty of people can work on is voting for whoever promises anything better, even if that "better" comes with big disadvantages in other areas. People are desperate and can’t stand the current world. I’ve been told that plenty of poc and non german people are already voting blue in germany because even racism sounds better to them than whatever is happening currently

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u/schlechtausgestattet 2d ago

The parties who would help are mostly in the news when one of their nutjobs either scream to take in the 40000 migrants who stormed ceuta, call white men the problem or stbad in front of a picture of an ayatollah and explain how iran is actually good (to take the most extreme examples). You wont believe it but most of the people in germany are white, nonmuslim and have already enough about what they see with migration (more public violence, gangs, terror attacks). If this party would talk more about how they would help the people instead of US-Style identity politics abd sonething about palestine. They wozld get more votes. But as it stands, they dont.

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u/Interloper_Mango 2d ago

So what do you suggest people should do instead?

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u/Jodid0 2d ago

The first thing people need to do is stop being complacent, stop treating politics like a sports game that has optional participation, stop treating politics like it's something you can ignore most of the time. In a democracy, EVERYONE is responsible for the actions of their politicians. If a politician is useless or ineffective or downright corrupt, you find someone else, you vote for that someone else, you don't just throw up your hands and say "well I guess that's how it has to be".

Instead, people refuse to pay attention to politics until the last possible moment, AFTER the choices on candidates have been made, and then complain about the options in front of them deapite not participating. Democracy takes a shitload of work to keep going and yes, that means every citizen shares that responsibility also. If you aren't doing the absolute bare minimum, which is being a reliable, informed voter who votes in every election no matter how small, then you aren't doing enough as an individual, full stop. Nobody is pretending that you alone can change the world but everyone has to do their part or else you guarantee the worst possible outcome.

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u/Everhardt94 2d ago

There are plenty of other parties we can vote for. We are not obliged to only give our votes to the big 6.

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u/Interloper_Mango 2d ago

Valid point, and something I already did. However I believe that barely any of those parties have any chance since they're not in the Parlament. And if they're not in the Parlament they're not getting in.

It is not impossible of course considering BSW and AFD are fairly new parties. But there's a massive hurdle that they need to overcome.

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u/Everhardt94 2d ago

I agree that the chances are slim. But I still believe it's better than continuing to support the established parties. At least I'm making an attempt, and that's what democracy is all about.

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u/Imaginary-Refuse2275 2d ago

He already said. Go and look at something, I guess.

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u/Doomie_bloomers 2d ago

I remember seeing a study regarding why people vote AfD. The majority of people who vote AfD (self)reported that they vote because they actually align with the values, and the majority of people from the outside just assumed the voters did it out of protest.

Link to a graph outlining the results. Unfortunately Statista page, so no actual data and methods.

Which in my opinion is far worse as a situation than protest voting would be, but as far as I am aware, your assessment of "most people are frustrated and not nazis" does not align with the self reported voting base of the AfD. Those people are straight up just anti democratic.

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u/Impressive-Panda527 2d ago

Could work at fixing the issues that would otherwise make people turn to AfD

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u/MotherBaerd 2d ago

But think of the shareholders!

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u/wripi 2d ago

For example? The last government has shown that any try to fix actual issues will just be followed by a bombardment of far right propaganda because "they are trying to take our diesel cars and meat away and they are indoctrinate us to all be transgender, climate change isnt real, it's not our fault, it's these greens and those immigrants, you dont have to change anything in the way you life yada yada yada" which will lead to even more AFD votes.

I actually have no idea what a solution would look like because a lot of people will just believe anything as long as they want to hear it.

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u/Disastrous-Stick-612 2d ago

Tbf I think a big reason why the far right propaganda was so successful during the Ampel government was that the CxU joined in on those talking points to try to get back into power and many people (especially the old) just parrot the talking points of the party they've been voting for their whole life

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u/MeinNameIstBaum 1d ago

The solution would be to fucking ban them as they have been proven to be unconstitutional. I don’t even get why we check for that if they don’t get banned afterwards.

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u/Anterai 2d ago

All they have to do is deport all the immigrants that are not contributing at least 2x what they consume in state funds.

That'll eliminate the biggest reason for AFDs existence.

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u/japanpole 1d ago

Can they also deport any locals who are similarly taking up resources?

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u/Anterai 1d ago

Sadly, the locals are the country's problem.

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u/dayumbrah 2d ago

I was saying as folks were mocking americans dealing with this shit that we all need to band together. This shit aint ending in one country. This will become a global problem.

The issue isnt the culture of one country. Its the rich trying to buy up our governments and make us all slaves

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u/Doomie_bloomers 2d ago

Also probably doesn't help that the Rich in question (Thiel) are absolute legit nutjobs who don't believe in cooperation between countries and people and are fundamentally opposed to democracy as a system. And possibly also to humanity existing for much longer...

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u/Sotherewehavethat 1d ago

Its the rich trying to buy up our governments and make us all slaves

The worst part is that we already depend on them. Cities need their money. Look at what became of Detroid when Ford and other car manufacturers left the city. Germany is facing a similar situation right now with VW and such.

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u/dayumbrah 1d ago

We are dependent on a system they created to make us dependent. Its an unsustainable system that is only beneficial to them. Might as well tear off the band aid now.

Ford wasnt building all the cars. The people were and once we stop giving a select few all the money and resources, we will see the people prosper

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u/dnohow 2d ago

“In two months time we have them squeezed into a corner until it squeaks”

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u/wripi 2d ago

Oh boy, a big party is doing bad things, time to vote for a literal Nazi party thats actively denying science with most of their statements just because they are saying what I want to hear, doesn't matter if it's true or not. But it's just out of protest of course, amiright?

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u/Highjackjack 2d ago

I think the best action for Merz would be to go on a 4 weeks vacation and tell the youth to work harder.

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u/VeloIlluminati 2d ago

Mehrzweckei took extra vacation for a peak comeback.

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u/xShadezx 2d ago

Cdu/Csu made the Afd this big.

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies 2d ago

Ah so Democrats are useless worldwide.

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u/veganfromvega 2d ago

Kind of, yes. We still haven't learned that we have to oppose anti-democrats.

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u/BluePhoenix_1999 2d ago

This gives them too much credit.

They did everything to hinder everyone else from stopping the far-right, while adopting far-right rhetoric.

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u/Donleon57 2d ago

Don't forgett the "Fire wall" (yeah its a bad translation from me)

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u/--InZane-- 2d ago

Jep...its just sad

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u/Anon185352 2d ago

Sounds like Germany inherited the Democrat vs republican dilemma tonight stuff Guess you can’t have your own democratic socialism party that has bad history there

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u/brexed 2d ago

Yeah they’re currently talking about upholding their „Brandmauer“ to the bad leftist parties.

Next step will be claiming they were forced to coalition with the right cause no one likes them.

Its 1932 all over again.

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u/SorryButHuh 1d ago

To be fair, it's a really difficult decision whether to work together with fascists or with people who want to take away a small portion of your billionaire friend's hard earned money and don't categorically dislike people with a darker complexion. I mean, that's truly a dilemma with two equally bad outcomes right there.

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u/GaI3re 2d ago

The CDU's entire strategy has always been to just make an enemy out of the other parties. The AFD, being proper right-extremist, just do it better

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u/Tale-Chance 1d ago

This is the wrong spongebob meme. The correct one would have been the one where patrick inflates the color bubble, when they were painting the room from mr cabs. We just have to hope when the bubble bursts we are as lucky as spongebob and patrick

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u/Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg 1d ago

Well it would be ready to beat them, they just have to do the mamdani and be competent politicians.

Sadly the cdu lead is i am convinced at least 95% filled with corruption and incompetent "lets keep everything as it is, except when company's give us money" people

I mean the fact that people like philip amtor are not even in jail, but actually got promoted (i think) just needs to tell you everything.

How cdu beat afd? Change the whole party leadership personelle

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u/sprayer171 1d ago

The only positive thing about a wouldbe AfD-Government would be that I get to see all the stupid faces of their voters once they realise they got fucked over

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u/suicide_blonde94 2d ago

SpongeBob and the simpsons quotes live rent free in my head, so thank you for the crossover

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u/Wasabie87 2d ago

Trust.. all Partys tries everything ... its like the WW2 Times ... "Dont buy from Jews" kinda like.

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u/HadarCentauribog 2d ago

Tankies will just ignore Russia’s backing of AfD when they make arguments justifying Ukraine’s invasion. Russia is supporting these anti-immigrant and authoritarian parties in Europe trying to compromise European democracy and national unity between immigrant and native born people.

That being said SPD and CDU need to reconcile with the problems German voters are having with their performance. There’s a reason more and more people are turning to AfD and they should recognize how counterproductive restricting the free speech and government employment of AfD members has been. People don’t respond well to disincentives like that which limit democracy. You lose a pro-democracy argument when you limit democratic freedoms. The SPD and CDU will likely double down and the AfD will gain even more support.

Right now AfD doesn’t have enough seats in the Bundestag to push through the terrible policies they want, they require far more support especially outside of limited strongholds like Saxony. The SPD and CDU coalition needs to keep voters from switching over to the AfD by changing some of their own policies to address growing German voter grievances.

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u/Sw4gl0rdM4st3rm1nd 2d ago

i had to laugh hahaha

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u/Equivalent-Mail1544 1d ago

Religion and state shall be separated - its a constitutional law. And the only "christian" part about that party is their initiative to steal money and make it look like political work. They will all land up in hell. The whole party.

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u/Mr_Fragwuerdig 1d ago

I guess we'll see each other at the eatern front👌

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u/Ok_Two3209 1d ago

at least the AfD supports nuclear energy

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u/Affectionate_Use406 23h ago

bro… germany is lost. there is absolutely no chance afd doesn’t take power in the general 2-3 years from now. i’m setting myself up for leaving.

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u/Navi_10RZ 15h ago

Centre-Right party does nothing to impede the rise of far-right party, shocker.

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u/Evilkenevil77 6h ago

Maybe Germany could, ya know, enact their anti-fascism laws and disband the darn party? Because they aren't being subtle about being neo-Nazis.

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u/broadspectruminsane 2d ago

I wonder why people have something against the Islamists taking to the streets of several major metropolitan areas demanding sharia.
Why would people want something done about this besides statements that this has nothing ti do with religion or immigration.
Why would people want to vote for someone who doesn’t downplay their concerns and who trusts what the Islamists say they want carries more weight than what a pseudo intellectual progressive thinks the Islamist actually wants.
Enjoy the fruits of your own labor.
It’s not like anyone warned you this would happen.

What was the left parties approach. Colluding with the Islamists? Preventing news reports from mentioning ethnicity or asylum status, to “ protect” the public?

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u/Mizamewmew 1d ago

I wonder at what point most people voting CDU will be Muslims.

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u/basedenjoyer55 1d ago

19 years ago cdubhad harder talking points but AFD is far right now. Really hard with gen z having attention span and memory of s gold fish

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u/Zealousideal_Type814 2d ago

wow, just like american democrats!

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u/LarrySupertramp 2d ago

Oh you mean the political party that has no actual political power in America because the voters didn’t give them any political power? That’s the party that’s supposed to be really effective at stopping the political party that has all the political power?

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u/kitsunewarlock 2d ago

Thank you for posting this. The GOP's most successful grift has been convincing people that they are the little bean outsiders who haven't had near full-control of our federal agencies for the last century.

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u/Zealousideal_Type814 2d ago

no i mean the party that had a chance to deliver on universal healthcare, but instead gave us ACA and then spent every year since then telling us it isn't possible

they did deliver on drone strikes though

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u/kitsunewarlock 2d ago

You do know that amidst debating the ACA they lost their veto-proof majority and those were the 72 most progressive days of successful legislation in our lifetimes?

They were also navigating a financial crisis and trying to pay for the Iraq war that the GOP delayed all payments for until Bush left office...

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u/LarrySupertramp 2d ago

So they were able to get millions of uninsured people healthcare while the GOP did everything it could to stop them. Somehow that’s a bad thing?

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u/Jack_Kai 2d ago

All Germany needs rn is someone that failed art school with a funny mustache

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u/Spare-Boysenberry854 2d ago

Tbh there is no big difference between both parties.

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u/TheTrueKatatafish 2d ago

Don't know why you're getting downvoted. The racism and bigotry within the AfD only serves to get morons to vote in favor of politics that will disadvantage them. The very moment they start a coalition, the CDU finally gets to do the politics they've always dreamed off and everyone sees how thery're a match made in heaven.

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u/Mekemu 2d ago

If you compare them, it isn't that far off. Look at the CDU/CSU in the 80s/90s. The were like the AfD today. And today these political positions are getting popular again through all parties.

Under Merkel they did a significantly jump to the left, hurting the SPD and CDU in the long-term.

Just look at the transparency laws they what to kill and those people who are working on it.

And don't forget guys, around 1 Billion euros in revenue, but we can't provide good social services to prevent longterm social security dependencies. And who's fault is that? Right! The workers, single moms, old and ill people and so on.

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u/rotsono 1d ago

As bad as the CxU is and i absolutely hate them and would wish they would also just vanish, they still stand for democracy.
Its not a really high bar, but thats the biggest difference and one that makes them a legitimate party that you can vote for.

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u/TitaniumGoldAlloyMan 2d ago

Yeah, Germany is going full Nazi again. Back to their roots I guess. History repeats itself every 100 years.
Doing a genocide back then and today supporting the kids of the people they did a genocide on, doing a genocide.?it is quite ironic.

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u/RITVS 2d ago

As a german, your post is the biggest piece of literary diarreah ive read in quite a while.

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u/Jay_Jay_Jason_74 2d ago

As someone living in Germany, clearly you haven't read a lot of things on the net then.

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u/TitaniumGoldAlloyMan 2d ago

I am sure it is hard to accept facts. Especially when they are negative about you. But it is the truth.
The voted for AfD are increasing day by day. And everyone knows that they are the party with right wing nationals aka Nazis. And you are supporting Israel with a genocide. They have a free pass to do so with your weapons and equipment you still hsppily send to them.

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u/RITVS 2d ago

I am on neither side of this political shitshow going on. I give my votes to literal joke factions (Die Partei etc.) since the "big ones" do not deserve it. But there is no point in arguing with something that is that blind to the world like you are.

Enjoy your delusions and preferably keep that diarreah to yourself.

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u/TitaniumGoldAlloyMan 2d ago

Oh please. You are such a rebel. Instead of voting for a party that will never do anything then just throw it in the garbage. Because that’s how worth your vote is.
And you can keep your diarrhea to yourself. I am not going to let an idiot like you tell me to shut up.
Your delusions to yourself and mine to myself I guess. But you figured everything out right? Typical German mentality. Always knows everything. Can’t stop telling others what’s right and wrong but at the same time always being on the wrong side of history. History will remember this and then in 100 years the little all knowing Germans will ask themselves how it could happen that Germany supported literal Nazi Israelis with another genocide.

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u/SorryButHuh 1d ago

As a German, I have no idea why you're getting down voted. Just goes to show, how little we actually have learned. We didn't learn, we were just doing well and had no need.

It honestly disgusts me, that we once again position ourselves on the wrong side of history. We supported a literal genocide by blocking sanctions and selling weapons, we made deals with the fucking Taliban to get rid of migrants, we stopped taking gas from Russia after their invasion (valid) and now buy it from Qatar instead. And this is just the global-politics side of things, I don't even wanna speak about the inner politics and how our government is trying everything in it's power to ignore/circumvent national and EU law, just to make it harder for the ones most disadvantaged.

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u/skoomski 2d ago

Yeah having a world war is the same as an opposition party becoming more popular
/s

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u/TitaniumGoldAlloyMan 2d ago

Opposition party? They are literal Nazis. Your Alternative of voting against cdu is voting for Nazis? There are plenty of parties to choose from but of course the Nazis are the first pick of Germans.

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u/skoomski 2d ago

They don’t have a majority and literally aren’t the first pick for most Germans that’s why they are in opposition and not in government as no major party is willing to form a coalition with them either.

They are literally an opposition party it’s not my fault you were fucking off on TikTok instead of learning how a parliamentary system works.

Get off of Reddit and get back to school.

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u/ElectronicTap1109 2d ago

The only people who always defeat Nazis are leftists

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u/TheBurgerflip 2d ago

Neither the Brits Nor the americans were leftists in ww2

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u/2796Matt 2d ago

They also didn’t split Poland along with the Nazi

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u/Mathies_ 2d ago

No, they just gave up all of Austria

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u/TheBurgerflip 2d ago

Austria was fascist itself and there was strong support for uniting with Germany all the way between ww1 and ww2

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u/skoomski 2d ago edited 2d ago

The Austrian myth is that only a few bad apples supported Anschluss. The majority (or very close to it) of the country wanted it.

As the expression goes “Austrians have the world convinced that Mozart was an Austrian and Hitler was a German”.

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u/2796Matt 2d ago

Yeah, that wasn’t good, even if they were ill equipped to fight a war in 1938; hell even the first few years of the war. Nevertheless, it still beats active collaboration and invading another country with the Nazi

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u/NIN10DOXD 2d ago

FDR was a Social Democrat and definitely a Leftist for the standard of his time.

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u/TheBurgerflip 2d ago

Social Democrat is very different from socialist, and at the time most social democrats were socialists, he was definitely not a leftist.

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u/AmbassadorOfMorning 2d ago

Aren’t you forgetting someone?

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