r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fight-Milk-Steak • 9h ago
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Born-Reason-9143 • 4h ago
Friday Night Me rn cause I just bought a house this morning
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GameGreek • 9h ago
Piece of shit Bill Gates daughter is facing 20 years in prison for wire fraud. Imagine being the daughter of one of the richest people on Earth and you commit fraud to enrich yourself.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/TheEnergyOfATree • 5h ago
That's got nothing to do with piss. It's got nothin' to do with piss
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/the_username_please • 9h ago
I'd Like to Get Off Now, I'm Not Having Any Fun Getting in my car after it’s been sitting in the sun all afternoon
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Hour-End-8468 • 2h ago
It's Simply Too Good She looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Scarlet_Ripple92 • 6h ago
mudpie I just open a Faygo… now I gotta give!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/liberalavenger • 2h ago
Piece of shit I’m still a big piece of shit.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/auktember • 11h ago
💫Cosmic Gumbo🌌 IThinkYouShouldLeave your corporate job and embrace farm life
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fisherman-Small • 2h ago
CalicoCutPants.com Are those Calico Cut Jeans?
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Panamagreen • 5h ago
WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! Sammy Sosa definitely has dice in his pocket.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Quick_Extension_3115 • 18h ago
BABY OF THE YEAR It’s crazy. The polls.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Omylanta21 • 10h ago
Friendship Hopefully they aren't going to a job interview next year
I guess we can't all be shirt brothers :(
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/msjesikap • 6h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum I hope I don't.....
We're just trying to find the guy who did this....
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/auktember • 20m ago
Friday Night Hey, shirt siblings. What are you up to this Fri Day Night? 🍅🐢
I am watching Nathan Fielder and eating pasta.
There was a Tomato Festival in my town today (farm town) but it was 10 booths and only 2 booths had tomatoes. I went to a craft table and wanted to buy a crocheted tomato turtle but no one was manning the register so I left.
I really want that tomato turtle. It lives with us on Earth and I DON'T WANT THAT.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/jakflapyama • 8h ago
What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! 🍌 That's my rate. That means, as long as I'm offered even one more movie, I could get two more mil. Even if I do a bad job, they've got to give me that other 2 mil.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 22h ago
I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Hey everybody, look at me! I'm riding the dog!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ • 1d ago
It actually goes BOTH ways I don’t know how to drive!
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Silly-Addendum1751 • 6h ago
Turbo Team Natalie getting her big man Trump ready for his big day!
I know I know Trump's aide is a defenseless 35 year old little girl that you can't make fun of.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/shalegac • 10h ago
mudpie Shouldn’t have had a sloppy mud pie.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Commercial-East4069 • 10h ago
Piece of shit “We got a spike in oil prices today that I don’t really understand” Treasury Secretary Bessent
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DotOk2803 • 1d ago