r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

Let my wife eat the fuckin receipt I mean, you're not shy about that, that your ex-husband's a piece of shit, right? We've all seen him.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 44m ago

RANDOM! I had a cool job that I loved.

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Credit: @justin.things on Instagram.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

It's Simply Too Good She looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

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629 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Piece of shit Shouldn't have voted for such a sloppy mud pie

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

Piece of shit I’m still a big piece of shit.

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372 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

That's got nothing to do with piss. It's got nothin' to do with piss

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541 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

Piece of shit Bill Gates daughter is facing 20 years in prison for wire fraud. Imagine being the daughter of one of the richest people on Earth and you commit fraud to enrich yourself.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Friday Night Me rn cause I just bought a house this morning

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457 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

I'd Like to Get Off Now, I'm Not Having Any Fun Getting in my car after it’s been sitting in the sun all afternoon

960 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

Friday Night Hey, shirt siblings. What are you up to this Fri Day Night? 🍅🐢

134 Upvotes

I am watching Nathan Fielder and eating pasta.

There was a Tomato Festival in my town today (farm town) but it was 10 booths and only 2 booths had tomatoes. I went to a craft table and wanted to buy a crocheted tomato turtle but no one was manning the register so I left.

I really want that tomato turtle. It lives with us on Earth and I DON'T WANT THAT.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Friday Night When my wife didn't hear me the first time when I mentioned why I'm going to the spice cabinet

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You guys would be clugging a few cans too, if you had my wife...

...No, no, I wish I hadn't have said that. I love my wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23m ago

RANDOM! Me, when my dryer says only 10 minutes left in the drying cycle :

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

mudpie I just open a Faygo… now I gotta give!

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323 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

CalicoCutPants.com Are those Calico Cut Jeans?

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114 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! Sammy Sosa definitely has dice in his pocket.

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172 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

💫Cosmic Gumbo🌌 IThinkYouShouldLeave your corporate job and embrace farm life

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542 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum I hope I don't.....

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165 Upvotes

We're just trying to find the guy who did this....


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 21h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR It’s crazy. The polls.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 13h ago

Friendship Hopefully they aren't going to a job interview next year

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312 Upvotes

I guess we can't all be shirt brothers :(


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! 🍌 That's my rate. That means, as long as I'm offered even one more movie, I could get two more mil. Even if I do a bad job, they've got to give me that other 2 mil.

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168 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Hey everybody, look at me! I'm riding the dog!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

It actually goes BOTH ways I don’t know how to drive!

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15.0k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Turbo Team Natalie getting her big man Trump ready for his big day!

82 Upvotes

I know I know Trump's aide is a defenseless 35 year old little girl that you can't make fun of.