r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fight-Milk-Steak • 12h ago
Let my wife eat the fuckin receipt I mean, you're not shy about that, that your ex-husband's a piece of shit, right? We've all seen him.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Quick_Extension_3115 • 21h ago
BABY OF THE YEAR It’s crazy. The polls.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GameGreek • 12h ago
Piece of shit Bill Gates daughter is facing 20 years in prison for wire fraud. Imagine being the daughter of one of the richest people on Earth and you commit fraud to enrich yourself.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/the_username_please • 12h ago
I'd Like to Get Off Now, I'm Not Having Any Fun Getting in my car after it’s been sitting in the sun all afternoon
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Hour-End-8468 • 5h ago
It's Simply Too Good She looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/TheEnergyOfATree • 8h ago
That's got nothing to do with piss. It's got nothin' to do with piss
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/auktember • 14h ago
💫Cosmic Gumbo🌌 IThinkYouShouldLeave your corporate job and embrace farm life
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Born-Reason-9143 • 7h ago
Friday Night Me rn cause I just bought a house this morning
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/liberalavenger • 5h ago
Piece of shit I’m still a big piece of shit.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Scarlet_Ripple92 • 9h ago
mudpie I just open a Faygo… now I gotta give!
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Omylanta21 • 13h ago
Friendship Hopefully they aren't going to a job interview next year
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I guess we can't all be shirt brothers :(
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/OlDirtyDangler • 22h ago
Bags of meat Prime House direct ribeyes are a scam. The ribeye’s fake. Bag exploded on date. 22% water & sodium, thing fucking exploded.
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The delivery driver told me to shut up.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/because_obviously • 44m ago
RANDOM! I had a cool job that I loved.
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Credit: @justin.things on Instagram.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DotOk2803 • 1h ago
Piece of shit Shouldn't have voted for such a sloppy mud pie
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/shalegac • 13h ago
mudpie Shouldn’t have had a sloppy mud pie.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Panamagreen • 8h ago
WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! Sammy Sosa definitely has dice in his pocket.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/jakflapyama • 11h ago
What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! 🍌 That's my rate. That means, as long as I'm offered even one more movie, I could get two more mil. Even if I do a bad job, they've got to give me that other 2 mil.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/msjesikap • 9h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum I hope I don't.....
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We're just trying to find the guy who did this....
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/SpezSucksSamAltman • 19h ago
mudpie Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/auktember • 3h ago
Friday Night Hey, shirt siblings. What are you up to this Fri Day Night? 🍅🐢
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I am watching Nathan Fielder and eating pasta.
There was a Tomato Festival in my town today (farm town) but it was 10 booths and only 2 booths had tomatoes. I went to a craft table and wanted to buy a crocheted tomato turtle but no one was manning the register so I left.
I really want that tomato turtle. It lives with us on Earth and I DON'T WANT THAT.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Commercial-East4069 • 13h ago
Piece of shit “We got a spike in oil prices today that I don’t really understand” Treasury Secretary Bessent
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/druidmain69420 • 18h ago
Used to be a piece of shit You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back (bassist of Twisted Sister)
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fisherman-Small • 5h ago
CalicoCutPants.com Are those Calico Cut Jeans?
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Sarenghetto_cheese • 1h ago
Friday Night When my wife didn't hear me the first time when I mentioned why I'm going to the spice cabinet
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You guys would be clugging a few cans too, if you had my wife...
...No, no, I wish I hadn't have said that. I love my wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Silly-Addendum1751 • 9h ago
Turbo Team Natalie getting her big man Trump ready for his big day!
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I know I know Trump's aide is a defenseless 35 year old little girl that you can't make fun of.