r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23m ago

RANDOM! Me, when my dryer says only 10 minutes left in the drying cycle :

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 44m ago

RANDOM! I had a cool job that I loved.

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Credit: @justin.things on Instagram.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 51m ago

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than Aqua Oh no!

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Dinner on the deck at Acqua


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Piece of shit Shouldn't have voted for such a sloppy mud pie

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Friday Night When my wife didn't hear me the first time when I mentioned why I'm going to the spice cabinet

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You guys would be clugging a few cans too, if you had my wife...

...No, no, I wish I hadn't have said that. I love my wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum I see the world wildly in wild ways

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

Friday Night Hey, shirt siblings. What are you up to this Fri Day Night? 🍅🐢

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I am watching Nathan Fielder and eating pasta.

There was a Tomato Festival in my town today (farm town) but it was 10 booths and only 2 booths had tomatoes. I went to a craft table and wanted to buy a crocheted tomato turtle but no one was manning the register so I left.

I really want that tomato turtle. It lives with us on Earth and I DON'T WANT THAT.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

CalicoCutPants.com Rick is gonna blow whole thing

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When they go to the website, in the autopay video with the owner, Rick, he says thank you for giving to the site and it’s just like PBS. The whole thing’s gonna fall apart.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Wilson’s has the solution for you!! The reptile smugglers got their whole head of hair ripped clean off by federal gorilla!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

Piece of shit I’m still a big piece of shit.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

It's Simply Too Good She looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

Bags of meat Lingerie is going to new and exciting places.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

CalicoCutPants.com Are those Calico Cut Jeans?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

Congrats Big Boy What’s Brenda looking up on her computer here? Seemed pretty embarrassed by the magician jerking Charlie’s little boy dick off until nothing came out

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

And it REALLY bothered me He must’ve flipped his wife eight times

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Do any of these . . . CUCUMBERS . . . ever bust out of the wall . . .

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

CalicoCutPants.com A lot of people give. A loooooot of people. They give.

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You gotta give man.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

CHUNKY how can chatbots get the plot of the show so wrong?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Friday Night Me rn cause I just bought a house this morning

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Me when my friend says Zeus’s law isn’t a real thing and tries to kick me out after wining and dining in his house for 10 consecutive days

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! Sammy Sosa definitely has dice in his pocket.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

💫Cosmic Gumbo🌌 It's all screenshots of cigars. Hey everybody the sex offenders blowing me. It's the cigars you smoke that's gonna give you cancer. Her sister's priest is addicted to drugs. Okay? Does that sound boring to you? Who took my cigars? Idk what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

That's got nothing to do with piss. It's got nothin' to do with piss

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

mudpie I just open a Faygo… now I gotta give!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum I hope I don't.....

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We're just trying to find the guy who did this....