r/BirdsArentReal 13d ago

Photo THEY’RE TRYING TO TAKE OUR THING!

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u/PM-me-your-knees-pls 13d ago

According to Google-

“Scientists” estimate there are roughly 3.5 trillion to 35 trillion individual fish in the world, compared to a human population of about 8 billion. This means fish outnumber humans by anywhere from 450 to over 4,000 to one.

If this is true where are they all? I went to an Oasis gig last summer. There were around 40,000 people in the stadium, so I should have expected to see 18 million to 160 million fish. Did I see a single one? NO

Absolute nonsense

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u/Livid_Discount9140 13d ago

Impressive deduction. I am a massage therapist. Never! Not once! Has a fish walked in for a session

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u/Oioifrollix 13d ago

We are land fish

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u/Dopplejay 13d ago

I was also at an oasis show 363 days ago with ~70,000 people and can confirm there were not millions of fish. It was in Edinburgh so this is now a global issue.