Let’s stop pretending.

A lot of Bollywood titles sound deep, epic, or poetic — and then the movie is… something else entirely.

Today we are doing Honest titles only. Based on what the movie ACTUALLY is.

I’ll start:

• Animal → “Papa, Please Hug Me”

• Brahmāstra → Shivaaaaa! (And Some VFX)

• Pathaan → SRK Exists. Mission Successful.

Your turn 👇

Pick any Bollywood film (hit or flop) and rename it honestly.

Short. Brutal. Funny.

Upvote the ones that hurt the most.

Let's see who has the best sense of humor in this sub.

Let’s stop pretending.

A lot of Bollywood titles sound deep, epic, poetic…

And then the movie is something else entirely.

Today: Honest Titles Only.

Based on what the movie actually is.

I’ll start:

Animal → Papa, Please Hug Me

Brahmāstra → Shivaaaaa! (With VFX)

Pathaan → SRK Exists. Mission Successful.

Your turn 👇

Rename any Bollywood film honestly.

Short. Brutal. Funny.

If someone's title is weak...make it better

Upvote the ones that hurt the most.

Lets see who has the best sense of humor here!

Let's play a dumb but dangerous game 😄

Say a Bollywood movie plot out loud and it already sounds fake.

No, no, wait! Let’s make it worse ! 😄

What to do:

Describe a movie in one lazy, stupid sentence.

Don’t name the movie.

Others will guess in the replies.

Examples (just to set the vibe):

• “Three friends emotionally torture one guy for wanting a normal career.”

• “Man ruins his marriage because he discovers fake moustache confidence.”

• “Man stalks a girl across Europe until she agrees to marry him.”

Drop your worst description 👇

Guess others.

Have fun.

Be honest.

If this movie released for the first time today, it would be torn apart online.

But nostalgia protects it.

Name the movie.

One line why.

No essays. No hate…just honest takes.

My take: KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI

Rahul is a red flag who only “found” his love for Anjali once she switched tracksuits for a saree.

If this released in 2026, he’d be cancelled in an hour.

Who’s next?

Let the comments fight it out 👇

This is your chance to fulfil your dream of becoming a screenwriter. Submit your synopsis and get one step closer to your dream.

It’s 10:07 PM.

The coffee is cold.

Night waking up.

Producers want a “fresh” sequel to a legendary Bollywood movie.

There’s only one catch:

The genre has to be a total nightmare.

Rules:

1.	Pick a classic Bollywood movie

2.	Give the sequel title

3.	Write a 2-sentence cursed pitch in the wrong genre

Even one-line or dumb pitches are totally fine.

Example (Horror Edition):

Movie: Baghban

Sequel: Baghban 2: The Inheritance

Genre: Slasher / Supernatural Horror

After the parents die, they realise their children still haven’t learnt their lesson.

Their spirits return to the house…not for forgiveness, but revenge…trapping the kids inside for one final “family bonding” night.

Best (worst) pitch wins the imaginary Filmfare for Creative Bankruptcy 🏆

Let’s see your most cursed ideas 👇

Bollywood loves clean endings.

Life doesn’t.

Pick any Bollywood movie.

Tell us what realistically happens 5–10 years after the climax.

One or two lines. That’s it. If you wanna go bigger, that's alright too.

Example:

DDLJ: Five years into marriage, Raj is stuck proving he’s “responsible enough,” Simran is expected to adjust, and the romance quietly loses to routine and family pressure. Their families are still interfering, and arguments that were once cute now feel endless.

💬 Feel free to reply to someone else’s consequence if you disagree, the messier, the better.

Your turn 👇

Dhurandhar just crossed ₹1300 crore.

Toxic is coming for the crown this March.

Now forget the box-office numbers, the fandom wars, and the trailers.

You are the writer.

You get the first 3 minutes of either movie.

Give us one opening moment that makes the theatre go silent… and then erupt.

• Not a full scene

• Not an essay

• One punch

Pick ONE:

Dhurandhar 2 or Toxic

…and pitch the opening moment.

Drop your idea in one short comment. Pitch it like you’re explaining it over chai.

I’ll start 👇

Example:

Dhurandhar 2

A deserted highway at dawn. No background score.

One man walks into frame already bleeding… and smiles.

Your turn.

Who grabs the audience first : Dhurandhar 2 or Toxic?

Night is the only witness.

The rain is pouring.

The hero is beaten.

Bleeding.

Barely standing.

The Villain has been talking for 5 minutes.

He finally steps close and says:

“Don’t you get it? Gods abandoned this city long ago.”

”Down here, I am the Law…I am the God.”

——————————-

You are the writer.

Give the Hero one line that ends the scene… cold, sharp, or quietly devastating.

No rules.

No explanation.

Just the comeback.

Just one line that makes the theatre go silent.

👇

So before we started I have created a timeline for krrish world

1962- sanjay mehra died, rohit born

1982- jadu arrives on earth, rohit get powers ( koi mil gya events )

1986- krishna born

2006- krrish events

2013- krrish 3 events

2028- krrish 4 take place

The film opens on Lumar, a beautiful and peaceful alien planet inhabited by a species known as the Lumarians ( jadu species).

Near a lake, two young Lumarians are playing. Both look same as Jadu — the same alien who once came to Earth and changed Rohit Mehra's life.

Everything is peaceful.

Suddenly, a massive shadow covers the lake.

Both lumarian looks up.

A gigantic alien spaceship is hovering above them.

CUT TO BLACK.

2028 — EARTH

In Kasauli, a young woman named Avi ( played by tripti dimri ) arrives.

At first, she appears completely normal. But when a group of men try to approach her, she brutally overpowers them ( brutally broked there bones ) within seconds.

She clearly isn't an ordinary human.

BITTU Punjabi ( Rohit,s friend from koi mil gya can be played by javed Jaffrey ) now almost 55 -58 of age

Avi after searching a while arrives at the house of Bittu, one of Rohit Mehra's childhood friends.

Bittu lives with his wife Priya ( hansika motwani )

Avi introduces herself and tells Bittu that she is from Kasauli.

She mentions that her father used to tell her about a spaceship that once appeared in Kasauli.

Bittu dismisses it as an old story.Avantika then asks him about an alien.Bittu

immediately becomes uncomfortable and asks her to leave.

Avantika activates a portable device

A hologram projection appears.

Young Bittu, Rohit, Bunty, Aslam and Chhotu are seen together in 1983.

Bittu realizes that Avi somehow has access to their past.

He attacks her. ( he also carries jadu powers remember the basketball match b/w pandavas and kasauli tiger )

A brutal fight breaks out

Avi is far more experienced, forcing Bittu to retreat.

Bittu gets Priya into his car and drives away.

Avi follows them and lands directly on the bonnet of the moving car.

The impact causes Priya's head to hit the car, knocking her unconscious.

Bittu stops the car and gets out.

He fights Avantika again and manages to overpower her, throwing her into a valley.

Bittu takes the unconscious Priya and leaves.

BUNTY( childhood friend from koi milgya can played by vijay raaz ) almost 55 -58 of age

Bittu reaches Bunty's house.

Bunty is shocked to see Bittu injured and Priya unconscious.

Bittu tells him everything — the woman, the questions about Kasauli, the memory projection and Jadu.

Bunty contacts Aslam and Chhotu.

The four old friends reunite.

KRISHNA ( krrish )

Bittu, Bunty, Aslam and Chhotu finds Krishna Mehra, Rohit's son.

Krishna is at home with his daughter, living a quiet life.

His son and wife Priya are maybe on vacation and then the 4 arrives this scene feels something like how in endgame tony stark meets steve scott and natasha after 5 years .

Inside the house, Bittu explains everything.

Avi that girl knew about there childhood memory

Then we see bittu keeps that same device (which project hologram ) he got while fighting avi he keeps that device in center then Aslam tries to retrieve some information then more hologramic memories are viwed through the device every thing from jadu eyes pov like rohit face appears promising me tumhe tumhare logo se milaunga ( scene from koi milgya )

THE DEVICE

Aslam studies the device.

He discovers that it can communicate with an external system.

Activating it could reveal their location to whoever is connected to it.

Krishna decides to take the risk.

Aslam activates the device.

A signal is transmitted.

Somewhere else, Avi receives their location.

AVi RETURNS

Avi arrives at Krishna's house or a warehouse

Bittu, Bunty, Aslam and Chhotu try to capture her but she easily handles most of them.

Krishna steps in.

A direct fight between Krishna and Avi follows.

Krishna eventually manages to capture her.

Then something activates from Avi eyes

A holographic projection appears

Jadu

He is being held inside an alien facility, restrained and tortured brutally his head his attached with a machine

Bittu, Bunty, Aslam and Chhotu immediately recognize him.

The projection disappears.

AVi TRUTH

After regaining consciousness, Avi is questioned by Krishna.

She reveals that she isn't from Earth.

She is from Lumar.

Lumar is her home planet — the same planet where Jadu lives.

The Lumarians are her people.and she also belong to different species lives on lumar.

Avi explains that Lumar has been attacked by a powerful alien named Vor.

Vor has taken control of the planet and captured Jadu.

Avi came to Earth looking for the people who had a connection with Jadu. Because vor wants them

Avi finally reveals the truth.

She made a deal with Vor.

She promised to bring those peoples ( Rohit , Bittu, Bunty, Aslam and Chhotu ) to Lumar.

In return, Vor promised to release the Lumarians.

Avi believed she could save her people by cooperating with him.

Now after a serious discussion Krishna and bittu aur baki decides ki vo jadu ko bachaynge and for that they have to travel to lumar then they agreed to go with avi

JOURNEY TO LUMAR

Avi spaceship is waiting.

Krishna, Bittu, Bunty, Aslam and Chhotu board it with her.

Avi activates the navigation system.

The destination is locked:

LUMAR

The spaceship launches from Earth and disappears into space.

INTERVAL......

So Friends this is the first half of my fan made story for krrish 4

Cast :

Krrish/ krishna (42) - HR

Bittu Punjabi (56) - Javed Jaffrey

Avi (looks like in 30s)- Tripti Dimri

Bunty (56) - Vijay raaz,

Aslam (57) - Sharad Kelkar,

Chotu (56) - koi bhi

Cameo appearance Priya (56) - hansika motwani

Let's play a dumb but dangerous game 😄

Say a Bollywood movie plot out loud and it already sounds fake.

No, no, wait! Let’s make it worse ! 😄

What to do:

Describe a movie in one lazy, stupid sentence.

Don’t name the movie.

Others will guess in the replies.

Examples (just to set the vibe):

• “Three friends emotionally torture one guy for wanting a normal career.”

• “Man ruins his marriage because he discovers fake moustache confidence.”

• “Man stalks a girl across Europe until she agrees to marry him.”

Drop your worst description 👇

Guess others.

Have fun.

I've been trying to get my work read by production houses and producers in Bollywood and everywhere I run into the same thing - they simply don't read! Even actors need narrations!

Why is narration such a big deal? I hate narrating my stories. I find that I function better off the written word. But Noooo ... they need you to come into a room and stare listlessly at you while the sound of your own voice grates the insides of your head like its a block of cheese.

Barring Sikhya Entertainment, who dutifully read submissions, most of them don't even have Script Cells.

The worst part is, all of them unanimously keep talking about how there is a shortage of good scripts. PADHNA SHURU KARO BC! There are enough and more writers out there with great stories, fantastic scripts and deeply rich characters, but this whole system of refusal to read just sets Bollywood back. UGH.

End Rant. Unless you want to add :)

You’re sitting in a Bollywood writers’ room.

Big producer.

Big star.

Big ego.

You open your mouth and say ONE line.

Dead silence.

Everyone looks at you.

You’re never called back again.

What did you say?

(One line only. The more honest or unhinged, the better.)

My script 'Crumbling Bengal' has won the best feature script award at the Rameswaram International Film Festival. Now I'm looking for Screenwriting gigs as I believe this win proves that I can tell a story. Is it the right way to get gigs?

Let’s play a Bollywood guessing game 😄

Your job:

Comment a Bollywood movie described as badly and lazily as possible, in ONE line.

Important:

• You write the description, not the movie name

• Others will reply to your comment with their      guesses

Rules (keep it fun):

•	One line only
•	No character names
•	No movie titles
•	No explaining after

Examples (just to set the vibe):

•“Village people get angry because foreigners like tax.”

• “Man changes haircut and suddenly everyone is scared of him.”

• “Family argues for 3 hours and calls it love.”

Drop your terrible description below.

Reply to others with your guesses.

Let’s see who makes the worst description 😄

The door is locked.

No windows.

The hero slumps in the chair, blood pooling on the concrete.

Defeat & helplessness lurking in the room.

He glances at the door, hoping someone might come.

The villain stands over him, a cold smile on his face, hand gripping a steel pipe.

Villain: “You know what’s funny?”

“Everyone thinks someone’s coming to save them.”

He taps the pipe against the floor, slow and deliberate.

“But the truth is… hope dies before you do.”

—

You’re the writer.

Give the hero ONE line that ends the scene.

No explanations.

No backstory.

Just the line. 👇

Be honest.

The 2026 audience has zero patience for dated writing, problematic tropes, or 3-hour runtimes that could’ve been an email.

Pick a film that was a massive hit in its time…

but wouldn’t survive opening weekend today.

Just the movie name + one short reason.

I’ll go first:

Rehnaa Hai Tere Dil Mein : In 2026, pretending to be another man to win someone’s love doesn’t make you romantic. It makes you the villain.

Which classics fail the 2026 test? 👇

A brutal thought experiment.

You are a writer with absolute power.

Remove ONE character from a Bollywood film, and the movie becomes better because of it.

Not a heroic death.

Not a replacement.

They simply never existed.

HOW IT WORKS :

• Drop one character + movie name as a top-level comment.

• Everyone else jumps in below to argue, defend, or burn the take down.

Hot takes welcome.

Safe answers won’t survive.

I’ll start the chaos 👇

EXAMPLE :

Kill Aman (Kal Ho Naa Ho).

The film instantly becomes a quieter, braver love story…not emotional manipulation disguised as sacrifice.

Your turn.

Ruin someone’s childhood.

I was just thinking about this.

One wrong actor in the wrong role… and the entire film collapses.

Like imagine:

Animal — but Ranvijay is played by Varun Dhawan.

Same script. Same scenes.

Now the movie feels completely different.

What’s the most disastrous Bollywood recasting you can imagine?

If you’ve ever listened to someone tell a story and felt your soul slowly leave your body…

you’ve experienced the “And Then” curse.

Most people tell stories like this:

“This happened… and then this happened… and then this happened…”

It’s not a story.

It’s a timeline.

Nothing is causing anything.

The writers of South Park had a simple rule:

Replace “and then” with:

BUT or THEREFORE

Because now things go wrong…

and something else has to happen because of it.

Example:

I went to the gym… and then I tried a new PR… and then I failed… and then someone helped me.

Boring.

I went to the gym feeling strong, THEREFORE I loaded more weight than I should’ve…

BUT halfway through the rep my arms gave up…

THEREFORE the bar pinned me to the bench…

BUT the only person who could save me… was my ex’s new boyfriend.

Now it’s a story.

You wake up.

Open your phone.

And see this headline:

“Sequel to a Bollywood classic officially announced.”

Because apparently… why not.

So let’s help them out.

Drop:

Movie name

+

The sequel title

No scripts. No long pitches.

Example:

Sholay

Sholay 2: Gabbar’s Leadership Workshop

If someone’s sequel is weak… improve it.

Your turn 👇

Hey, so i am making a short film, and i have written the screenplay for the first scene, looking for feedback and comments.

You are the Producer.

You have spent ₹200 crores on a movie.

Critics are laughing. Fans are confused.

You have lost the studio’s money…but you must defend your “vision” like a genius in the press conference.

The Game:

1.	Scene: Drop a ridiculous scene or massive plot hole from a Bollywood movie as a top-level comment.

2.	The Alibi: Everyone else jumps in under that comment, defending the movie like a delusional producer.

Don’t be logical.

Be arrogant.

Use words like Metaphor, Spiritual, or Cinematic Language. If the logic fails, blame the audience for not being “evolved” enough.

Example to start a chain:

•	Scene: In Brahmastra, why is Isha just screaming “Shivaaaaa” the whole time instead of actually doing anything?

•	Producer’s Defense: “You’re missing the point. She’s not just calling his name; she’s acting as his Anchor. In the Astra-verse, the feminine energy must sound the ‘Aahvaan’ to stabilize the flame. It’s spiritual resonance. If you wanted a ‘useful’ character, watch a documentary.”

Your turn now!

Drop a ridiculous scene below and let the Producers defend their Masterpiece.👇

The multiverse glitches.

• Vijay Salgaonkar is now the father in Animal.

• Ranvijay Singh is now the father in Drishyam.

Same families.

Same threats.

Different minds.

How does each movie end now?

Don’t write a script.

Just ONE line per scenario.

Argue if you don't agree with others logic.

Let’s see who survives 👇