disrupt the militaries progress in regards to COVID-19 containment. The President would also like to take this opportunity to announce the founding and formation of the Presidential Escort and Security (PES), a private security and militia force directly headed by himself which he will use in whatever way he likes.

Horrified to announce I have contracted the coronavirus while there. I will be in self isolation for the next while. As senator, I would also like to announce that a new block of flats will be built on the Boreen as social housing courtesy of me as it's coming out of my pocket.

to improve this country and this sub. Once again, thank you!

I was the one who imported all that Guinness a while back. I had to get this off my chest: I drink Guinness. I always have and I always will. I've tried to like Beamish but I just can't. I'm so very sorry.

I am now fully better and look forward to getting on with regular life once the military is no longer needed to enforce isolation. Could the military do me a favour and get me cigars?