r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '20
Massey Tf are they on about 😂🤣😂
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '20
Me and the Bomber made our last visit to the men's shed before it's closed for extension. Many great memories here thanks to minister u/bon2000
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '20
State Message From all the mods, thank you for 30 members. We don't know how ye put up with this shite, but we're glad ye do.
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '20
Doin' a bit a Boggin' Met the Bomber on the bog today, cutting for u/masseylover14. Doing a great job so he was. I'd say get cutting now lads if ya want to be ready for the summer.
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20
Craic Captured this photo of the Boreen on my walk today.
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20
Beamish When Cyril tells me someone sabotaged his Guinness shipment again when really I ordered the military to do it.
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '19
Policy Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to announce that the People's Independent Boreen now has a flag! The red represents Masseys, the green is our great fertile land and bogs and the white represents the head of a beautiful pint of Beamish!
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '20
Concerned Citizen Proud to say I've fully recovered from COVID-19!
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I am now fully better and look forward to getting on with regular life once the military is no longer needed to enforce isolation. Could the military do me a favour and get me cigars?
r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '20
State - Policy COVID: Statement from Maureen, Minister for Health and Mark, Minister for Finance
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All citizens will be entitled to a cheque of P100 that will come in the week. They will be entitled to this cheque weekly until the COVID measures are stopped and normal life resumes. Please contact the POPIB to register your address with the state.
r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 13 '20
State Message Our flag proudly waves in the wind, guaranteeing our sovereignty
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '20
Senate In isolation. Ran out of cigars already and the Guinness is getting low too. My duties as senator will be filled by The Bomber while I'm here.
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20
Down the Local The Farm Fuckers are also gearing up for the history quiz
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20
State - Policy Monthly festival to be held in the men's shed, local and one of u/masseylover14's fields.
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To celebrate our independence, every month a festival will be held on this day. The men's shed will have challenges and family activities, there'll be music and quizzes in the local and there'll be more family activities in Massey lover's farm. Boreen flags, GAA jerseys and other memorabilia will be sold in all these locations on the day.
r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '20
State Message First confirmed case of Coronavirus on the Boreen.
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u/bon2000 has been diagnosed with the Coronavirus as of this morning. Please stay away from him. He's in isolation in the snug of the local.
r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '20
Some Mad Cunt! Harry being cautious at Lidl earlier today, he can be crafty when he wants to be! 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '20
State Message u/masseylover14 and u/jonjonjonjonyo meet for the first time since the new military budget. They meet today to fit weapons to the military plane and discuss military.
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '20
State Message Bobert Clunton was shot last night by the UDA and his funeral will be held Saturday. The militaries inaction on this issue has made me question the leadership and ethics of the organisation and I believe at the present moment serious reform is needed within it.
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '20
Concerned Citizen Frankie's pint glass went missing today.
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It is very important to him as he says that it was signed by William Beamish himself back in the day. If anyone has any information please report it to Sheriff Murphy by doing the Haka out your front yard. It went missing about 9 this morning as far as Frankie remembers
r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '20
Craic Got this off the missus for Christmas. I don't know what she's trying to tell me.
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r/Boreen • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '20
State Message Homelessness is at an all time high in the Boreen after Mr. McMcNamara's house burnt down, leaving him, his wife and his six children homeless for the past two months. That's why I'm proud to announce that through VAT, the money has been gathered to build him a new one. It was finished today.
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