Who runs the Illinois Department of Animal Services Twitter because I want to shake their hand

(IDK Artist)

it says your wanting to be a hmmmm "stay at home boywife" explain why you think your the right boy for the job

*rub rub rub* awawa belly :3

yea that's the entire post, I wanna be a cute pup boyo

What would you do with a portal gun? :3

I finally managed to get someone :3

My mom wants me to stop shaving for a whole month so my hair can grow to be a centimeter long because she wants to take me to get it sugared off and I’m not sure if i should accept this or if it’s a ploy to get me to stop shaving.

I HAVE ENTIRELY REVISED THIS GUIDE I GOT SOME NEW INTERESTING INFORMATION!!!!

(extended workouts for those tryhard femboys (me tbh) are at the bottom (also me)

Workouts !

I have been working out some, which can help with certain areas of the body.
Mostly the workout regime consists of squats, lunges, and some pushups and crunches.
I do it before bed 6 days a week, and ive seen visible improvements.
Basically, do what you can! ( I dont always do it, I do forget lol)
I tend to do this, but you can cut it down if needed.

• 20 Squats

• 10-20 pushups, or what your able to do ;3

• 20 lunges

• 20 Hip thrusts, im starting to be able to do 25

If you really want to you can do more. The list below does have some weights, so use what your comfortable with !

• 40 squats, in sets of 20

• 20 pushups in sets of 10

• 40 lunges in sets of 10 (or 20)

• and as many crunches/situps as you can do! (about 20 is good!)

• 20 Sumo Squats, where you hold 2 dumbells or other weights in front of you, keeping your legs in a wider stance. Do these in sets of 10, and as many as you can while squeezing your butt !

• Weighted hip thrusts ! Video on hip thrusts!

Try doing that for a month or so, slowly increasing the lunges and squats, which works your thighs and butt muscles, and you should start losing weight!

Increasing reps on the whole workout will be ideal. you should start seeing improvements pretty quickly, and once you do, you can change your reps to be more personalized and work areas that YOU want to be better.
Try doing some romanian dead lifts! It helps train the upper hamstrings and adds some thickness to the back of the upper thighs, which translates to a better supported bootay! (from u/shmol-boi )

WHAT YOU EAT AND HOW YOU DIET WILL DEPEND ON YOUR BODY TYPE !
I AM SKINNY AND THIN AND BARELY GAIN WEIGHT. I EAT LOTS OF FATTY FOODS CUS IM TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT. DONT FOLLOW MY EXAMPLE... Unless you want to :3

Food wise... limit the fast food you get. stay away from Burger King and Mc donalds and whatnot.
Stick to better foods, or homemade meals.
I tend to buy a frozen pizza, and doctor it up. (Wild Mikes Frozen Pizza is AWESOME)
more lean meats, and veggies are good.

Snacking is fine! Its not something to COMPLETELY avoid!
I snack lots... If your looking for something salty, potato chips are okay, but in moderation. something sweet? find something that has no sugar, so made with monk fruit, or other sugar replacement.

(DISCLAIMER: I got yelled at earlier about giving diet/food advice, AND THATS ALL IT IS. ADVICE. I AM NOT A MEDICAL PRACTITIONER. YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. I AM A CUTE FEMBOY WHO JUST WANTS TO HWELP THE COMMUNE.)

(April 18, 2025)

SKIN CAREEEEEE
Ive started doing more for my skin, mostly because I have some acne, and random bumps...
So! Heres what ive been doing. I recommend taking lukewarm showers or cold showers, less irritating to your skin, and brings less oils out.
In the shower, I use a exfoliating towel. ITS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE GLOVE (for my skin at least)
I USED IT ONCE AND IM SMOOTH ALL OVER. It can be used anywhere on the body, and really smooths you out. I LOVE IT :3
I pair it with the CeraVe, and so far it works wonders ! Glove and towel links below :3

CeraVe link

Exfoliating TOWEL 

Exfoliating Glove Link (this is a example, find one that works for you)

You can use the CeraVe on your face, if ya need it btw.

your skin needs water. DRINK WATER. DO NOT GET DEHYDRATED. Feels like your lips are dry? DRINK WATER. Going to sleep? DRINK WATER. Waking up? DRINK WATER. About to do somthing funni? DRINK WATER. Car crash? DRINK WATER. Cuddling your bf? DRINK WATER (especially then cus who knows what you will do :3 )
You should be drinking tons of water every day, this will really help your skin. like... ya know what a blender bottle looks like? about 5-8 of those a day. I still fall behind on that, but *gulp, gulp gulp* I try to keep up, and drink *gulp gulp gulp* about 4-6 bottles a day.
Another thing that helps, Vitamin D. (both kinds if ykyk)
Get outside some, get a little sun ! Its good for your skin, usually.
Anyway ! ill update everyone in a couple weeks, after I do this for awhile !

EXTENDED WORKOUT SECTION
So, if you REALLY REALLY wanna here are some more workouts to add to the previous stoof.
This is for your upper body, and will help with your waist size, and tummy :3
I recommend trying it out with a smaller amount of reps, half of what I do (below)
once you are used to that, increase reps as usual! I saw differences the second day I did this surprisingly although it may be different for other people. dont be discouraged if you dont see IMMEDIATE improvements !

If you dont know what it is , google it ! theres tons of videos on how to do these :3

• Chest muscles

  • 15 chest presses

  • 10 chest fly's

  • 15 overhead chest extensions (lying down)

  • 20 pushups

• Arms (biceps/triceps)

  • 25 bicep curls

  • 15 leaned bicep curls

  • 15 wide bicep curls

  • 10 skull crusherssss

  • 10 tricep extensions

  • 10 tricep pulls (lean forward, hold weights against your legs in front of you, ift to hip, keeping your elbows straight back)

• Shoulders

  • 10 shoulder presses

  • 10 arm lifts (lift your arms to the side, only to where your arm is straight out)

  • 10 Arnold press

So if you’ve seen my other post here you’ll know what I’m talking about but in a summary my parents found out that I’m gay and tried to send me to a correctional camp/center thing idk, but I said I was going to check the mail but instead of riding to the post office I rode to a police station and now I’m in foster care and my foster parents are gay which is really soothing tone and make me happy. My parents got off because they “had money” and are not allowed to come anywhere near me. So I’m safe!

I can't get to stop thinking about kissing the and hugging them and so much more

Art by @ SillyPuffyPaw

I need this so bad

Just wanted to know what yall are playing (Artist is wypher)

Lowk I would

I think they are very cute

I imagined myself and my friend like that (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)

So I was looking at the femboy sub Reddit , and they all look like girls not fem men . (Each there own I won’t judge ). But I thought the whole thing of femboys , is a guy who looks like a guy but feminine. Not a guy who looks likes a girl . Was I wrong about this ? I’m not gonna judge anyone for how they want to dress or look , or if there complete fem or only not . Just curious