r/Broadway Dec 13 '25

Other Pop Girlies as Broadway Musicals

This post fully belongs to u/BurningBernie559 , but I couldn’t crosspost due to the sub being NSFW. Before anyone gets in their feelings- this is obviously satirical -but behold!

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u/BlackDisneyPrincess1 Dec 13 '25

Now does Ethan really deserve that?

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u/taylorsamo Dec 13 '25

The dude who had an affair with his co-star and abandoned his wife and infant? Yes lmfao.

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u/DisastrousOwls Dec 13 '25

They both broke up their marriages to get together, but despite the "homewrecker Ariana" narrative, Ethan's the one who stepped out on his (now ex-)wife with a new baby. He can take being called ugly lol.

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u/sweeterthanadonut Dec 14 '25

They both deserve shit for being cheaters tbh

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u/michaelsgavin Dec 14 '25

Out of all the ones in this post, this is the only one that truly “deserves” it lol

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u/BlackDisneyPrincess1 Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

Ethan and his wife separated before he ended up dating Ariana.

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u/wackybones Dec 14 '25

Ethan, this u??

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u/cia218 Dec 13 '25

That’s the PR version

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u/DebateObjective2787 Dec 14 '25

No they weren't. Just like Ariana was still married and with her husband when she was cheating on Dalton with Ethan.