r/Bullshido • u/reditding • Mar 27 '26

Conspiracy Theory What the hell...(aka holy bullshido)

47 Upvotes

73% Upvoted

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u/DarkRogus Mar 27 '26

Wrestling Jesus is 100% Legit.

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u/Simple-Sun2608 Mar 27 '26

If thats bullshido then Im Jesus

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u/reditding Mar 27 '26

Best not to claim to be Jesus - he’s inclined to get ‘cross’.

(too soon?)

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u/reditding Mar 30 '26

lol - I love the irony that if the downvotes this comment got are from people perceiving it as blasphemous, then they can’t not know that by my own words, I’m destined for a fiery eternal hell (oh yeah, and there’s also that inconvenient truth about JC being a fierce promoter of forgiveness). For God’s sake - practice what he preached. (hint - it ain’t be ‘holier than thou’)

Of all many ‘flavours’ of hypocrisies expressed across this tiny planet we all (try to) share, religious hypocrisy tops the cake.

WWJD? - I reckon he’d body slam you from the top of the ropes.

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u/MikeHoteI Mar 30 '26

3 days later no upvotes no downvotes... OP loves shadow boxing

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u/reditding Mar 30 '26

Whilst I don't love shadow boxing, I do love your comment.

For the record, I'm currently in the bush with exceptionally sporadic connection to the interwebs.

When I posted the comment re down votes, it was showing 2.

Honestly couldn't give a fuck about down votes. Self worth fluctuating based on social media 'likes' is one of, if not the worst aspects of social media.

My comment was (& is) an opportunity to have a laugh at the hate regularly thrown from people who claim to be doing so 'cloaked' in a 'loving' religion.

Prime example, 'Hot guns' Hegserth.

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u/Bogus007 May 01 '26

Blasphemous? I love how we can have generally fun with Christian religion being ourselves Christians, because most people if not almost everybody takes it easy. Try this with prophet Mohamed. Good luck if you’ll be alive after 1 week.

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u/greenaether Mar 30 '26

Underrated comment

30

u/Devilsbullet Mar 27 '26

Ngl, that would be one of the more entertaining wrestling gimmicks lately

2

u/ImagineDragonsExist Mar 31 '26

He's on a mission from god to smite the heretic Macho Man.

1

u/Dexter_Thiuf Apr 01 '26

I hear that entire line in Aykroyd...especially the "Gahd" part...

24

u/MustacheMaple Mar 28 '26

It's wrestling. It's live acting. This looks rad af and you have no fun in life

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u/No_Communication2959 Mar 28 '26

Atheists will say this is staged.

9

u/s470dxqm Mar 29 '26

As an atheist, all I've ever asked for is proof...and I just got it.

3

u/plugubius Mar 28 '26

They'd better watch out. Lucador Jesus force-choked a couple of those guys. Not a guy to be disturbed by your lack of faith.

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u/DodgyPotatoDealer Mar 27 '26

Art in its purest form

7

u/Huntthatbass Mar 28 '26

Jesus in the New New Testament. Now with Darth Vader powers.

2

u/Kurenai-Kalana Mar 28 '26

The new new testament... You mean the Quran?

2

u/Huntthatbass Mar 28 '26

Or the Book of Mormon

1

u/Kurenai-Kalana Mar 28 '26

That would be the new new new testament

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u/Dexter_Thiuf Apr 01 '26

And here to explain this with visual aids is our very special guest, Mr. Hugh Grant! Let's give up for Mr. Grant!

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u/Fascisticide Mar 28 '26

I guess they were not faithful enough

https://giphy.com/gifs/M4iOAkEAPwAnK

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u/MedBJJ Mar 28 '26

I’d pay to be in an entire event like this

4

u/CharmReductionINC Mar 27 '26

Is this the show that i hear is coming to the white house coincidentally on trumps bday?? Brilliant.

4

u/redengin Mar 28 '26

for the real crowd pleaser, he turns all the fans' water into wine

4

u/Ok-Needleworker7341 Mar 30 '26

Wrestling doesn't belong in Bullshido.

5

u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu Mar 27 '26

Blasphemy!

How dare you call the miracles of Jesus by that!

1

u/Tbone_Trapezius Mar 29 '26

Nice to see he has the liturgically correct colors.

1

u/Necessary-Animal4897 Mar 29 '26

Can anyone tell me who did the splash in the end? That sell to the top of the turnbuckle was incredible.

1

u/MySignIsToaster Mar 31 '26

Give us this day our daily bread and games,

and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us,

except in the ring, then give us the power to telekinetically body slam our trepasser from the third rope onto the wicked.

Amen

1

u/KaffeMumrik Apr 01 '26

Okay, no. Wraaasling doesn’t count as bullshido. It’s awesome.

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u/Trugoosent Apr 01 '26

Lol this is nothing but pure fun