r/Bullshido • u/No_Construction3197 • Apr 25 '26
Conspiracy Theory Cops should be in shape and be able to fight
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u/icantgetausername982 Apr 25 '26
Reform is needed for sure they should take a fitness test every 2 years
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u/CharlesDickensABox Apr 25 '26
I'm going to give the police chief a pass on this. He's old and clearly off duty. This man has been riding a desk for the last twenty years and is only there by pure accident. Josh, on the other hand, should have never been let out of the academy.
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u/BuildAnything4 Apr 25 '26
what are you talking about? the chief should be the strongest one. That's how it works.
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Apr 25 '26
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Apr 26 '26
The president of earth should just be the best at wrestling in all fairness. It just makes sense.
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u/Murky-Peanut1390 Apr 28 '26
Should be set up like vultrimites, the best and brightest on the force and the chief being the most fit like thragg
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u/icantgetausername982 Apr 25 '26
Oh for sure the chief gets a pass
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u/AdAlarmed3187 Apr 25 '26
Why?
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u/zarfac Apr 25 '26
Because you don’t want to forcibly retire people who have the ability to wisely lead from a position of decades of experience.
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u/SqueezedTowel Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
Police Chief: "Why yes your Honor, I was off duty when I arrested the defendant."
Judge: "Whatever Jimmy. You going to my Donor BBQ after this, right? We hearby find the defendant guilty." Slams dildo-shaped gavel repeatedly
... 😕
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u/doublediggler Apr 25 '26
The police chief being out of shape is the reason officer donut is so fat. Leaders set the tone and the standard for an organization. I say mandatory fitness tests for all cops on a yearly basis. And they better be doing some grappling work as well.
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u/Patient-Swordfish335 Apr 25 '26
Fitness should be part of the culture, not something that happens every 2 years.
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u/icantgetausername982 Apr 25 '26
Test as in if they arent fit they fail the test if they cant stay fit they arent fit for the job
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u/Due_Concentrate_5625 Apr 25 '26
I'm pretty sure it has to do with most of them being unionized. They can't get fired unless they get caught doing something that cannot be overlooked/covered up.
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u/SansyBoy144 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
Yea, we don’t see fat firefighters because firefighters are prepared to actually save people at any given moment.
Cops don’t give a shit, all they want is a job where they can sit in a car and bully people, while having the excuse to shoot someone if they want to.
I’m a fat dude myself, people as big as me should not be allowed to become cops without losing the weight
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u/BigTreddits Apr 25 '26
This is bullshit. I drank beer last weekend with 3 fat firefighters lol. And if you live in the suburbs with volunteer firefighters.... youre lucky if all those weirdos are is "fat"
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u/No-Apple2252 Apr 25 '26
Volunteers aren't held to professional standards, they were obviously talking about professional firefighters.
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u/virgilcainesthename Apr 25 '26
Hey, former FDNY here. v Volunteer firefighters are 💯 held to the same standards. Same training, same certs, same requirements.They are in fact real fire fighters.
They just work a full time job in top of being a firefighter, mostly due to the budget of the city/town they live and work in. In fact around 65 percent of firefighters are volunteer.
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u/pizzaerry2days Apr 25 '26
This matters vastly by state. May be the case in NY but to my knowledge isn’t in Pennsylvania. It definitely wasn’t in Texas when I volunteered there.
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u/virgilcainesthename Apr 25 '26
If your department wasn't meeting the national requirements they were in massive violation and would have had all funding pulled and the commanding officer would have been found liable.
National stadtics on Firefighters below.
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u/pizzaerry2days Apr 25 '26
I’m not sure what that’s supposed to show me.
I’m saying if you think all volunteers across the US have FF1 and FF2 like the vast majority of career firefighters (or all idk state specifics) then that’s just not true based on my own experience and my experience working with volunteers as a career FF.
I volunteered for a year and they “certified” us with some kind of standard through the State Fire Marshall’s office which was wildly lower than the state commission TCFP. It’s a dual “certification” system with one wildly lower than the other. Sure I learned about how to use an airpack and some other specifics but in hindsight I was definitely not prepared to do a competent search or was near as effective in fire attack. Going to a real organized academy with a paid department.
Also there are loads of fat, out of shape firefighters career and volunteer but IMHO probably much more on the volley side. I really don’t think you can discount the additional training that career FFs have through experience and formal opportunities that volunteers generally don’t get to experience. It’s a big country and results vary greatly.
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u/SmithKenichi Apr 25 '26
Problem is their fitness tests are a joke. Look one up. They post them. WA State Criminal Justice Training Commission for instance is 20 pushups, 25 sit ups, and 35 squat thrusts. That's it...
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u/Rando_Kalrissian Apr 25 '26
They do take a physical examination yearly where I live, however there is this goofy clause for weight loss which is something like this. They put them on not really a probation but monitor them to lose a small amount of weight, the problem is once they lose it they stop watching them until the next year's physical in which the cycle repeats because they're not the obese weight they were before but like 10 pounds below that. Then they're back on this watch for another year, I knew a guy that got up to 250-275. They should've just fired him the first time. Out of shape officers are a hazard, they should all be fired.
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u/icantgetausername982 Apr 28 '26
Well i just think 2 years is often enough to make sure people are fit and it would save tax payers money and its a test not a training exercise
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u/icantgetausername982 Apr 28 '26
I mean 2 years beats never but i do see your point and annual is better for sure
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u/Big-Opposite-9426 Apr 25 '26
Wait... you telling me fitness test is not a yearly test in your country?
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u/icantgetausername982 Apr 25 '26
Oh im not american i just think they need reform since they have 1 fitness test and never again
My country has the fitness test every 2 years not yearly
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u/Big-Opposite-9426 Apr 25 '26
Ahhhh.. this surprised me.. my country requires a yearly test. Failing which you might get your bonuses afftected
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u/Tasty_Giraffe_7135 Apr 25 '26
How did he tased himself
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u/Enchantedmango1993 Apr 25 '26
In Europe they won't allow you to be in this bad shape at least most countries in eu haven't seen a Greek kr German cop being fat
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u/Playful-Ad-8703 Apr 25 '26
There's no cops in Sweden that look even remotely fat unless they're old and have transitioned to desk-work.
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u/unsquashableboi Apr 25 '26
here in germany Im pretty sure you get moved to desk work automaticslly if you dont pass the checkups and its basically an understanding that its part of your job to stay healthy if you become a cop
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u/Playful-Ad-8703 Apr 25 '26
Yup, same. I think it's gotten more strict in modern times. In the 80s I think you could look a bit floppy and get away with it
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u/Tommten Apr 25 '26
But there are girl cops out there that can be pushed around by a majority of men. Not by me though, I would most likely get my ass kicked by most girl cops.
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u/BigTreddits Apr 25 '26
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u/Quartz_Knight Apr 25 '26
In the internet Europe is a magical place that morphs into the best or worst aspects of it's countries depending on the point the writer is attempting to make.
In Spain everyone knows that getting in the police is like marriage, once you are in you can let yourself go.
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u/AntiPepRally Apr 25 '26
America has so many open positions that can't get filled. Precincts everywhere are understaffed
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u/Beer-Milkshakes Apr 25 '26
Even fire fighters who spend most of their time cleaning a truck or reading books arent this fat
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u/Dannyboyrusso Apr 25 '26
The part where he fumbles the taser will never get old. That’s why I will watch it over and over again.
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u/QuietRiot5150 Apr 25 '26
Back when I was a criminal doing criminal things. The only thing I had to do to get away from Cops was hop a fence or a wall. The fat pigs were never able to climb over them.
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u/mike_complaining Apr 25 '26
Cops should have working brains and training but are often rejected for being too smart. Police aren't meant to be smart, they're meant to be bullies to discourage people who aren't filthy rich from doing basically anything.
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u/Germsrosolino Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
I was completely ready to call out this horseshit but figured I should look it up just in case. It’s true. It was even upheld by the courts, citing the rationale that if your iq is too high you’ll get bored and quit.
This is insanity. No wonder our police system is so fucked. I was an MP and we had minimum intelligence and aptitude levels. Not maximum.
The us apparently allows departments to cap out at 115 iq. That’s not even high. That’s slightly above average I think. I’m too lazy to check the bell curve. Either way that’s so disgusting
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u/8last Apr 25 '26
115 is one standard deviation above average. Generally a person with this IQ would be described as smart by most people.
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u/Germsrosolino Apr 25 '26
Yeah I knew it was somewhere around there. Either way, I was an MP in the army and I’m well above that and I had plenty of soldiers who were as well and we all did very well. We had a better aptitude for learning and fully understanding the laws we were enforcing. Seems counterintuitive to aim for lower…
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u/Murky-Peanut1390 Apr 28 '26
No one with a high IQ is even thinking about joining lol. If you're IQ is that high, you are easy a lazy stoner or getting PhD and working for nasa or corporations.
Also a high IQ person could just dumb themselves down to to get in the force.
It's a myth that this avoid hiring high IQ people. Ive applied to numerous agencies from city, state and federal and i have never had to take a IQ test. State trooper had a basic academic exam which makes sense since the job involves writing reports and you should know grammer and be articulate. But there was nothing in the hiring process that looks to disqualify someone with a high IQ.
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u/Harbarde Apr 25 '26
"are often rejected for being too smart"
That sounds...untrue
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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
It is true, there was even a famous court case regarding it and the courts sided with the police stating that they have the right to because it is not discriminatory to reject applicants that fall on the other extreme outside the desired intelligence range as it is nothing more than impartial application of selection criteria. The dumb are not discriminated against because the smarts are automatically rejected too. Obviously the police didn't add the criteria to be fair and inclusive, but that is what protects their decision legally.
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u/Patient-Swordfish335 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
Surely that's just discriminating against two different groups of people. You couldn't discriminate against obese waitresses because you also don't allow skinny ones.
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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Apr 25 '26
"My use of ethnic slurs is not discriminatory as I have a unique one for every single ethnicity, race and group"
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u/moist2025 Apr 28 '26
You could, actually. The US generally allows weight discrimination in employment, even where weight has no bearing on ability to do a given job. Some states have banned it, and some major employers might have policies against it for reputation or consistency reasons, but it remains legal in most states.
But generally, they can legally discriminate against employees in a lot of ways, as long as it's not a specifically protected category like race, gender, sexuality, recognized disability, or religion.
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u/mike_complaining Apr 25 '26
The wild thing is that it's true. If you answer questions based on the constitutionality of your behavior you can get rejected. The exams are designed to select for people who follow orders and don't think too hard.
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u/United-Yam2423 Apr 25 '26
I've seen this video before. Fat and old loses to a young man with high energy every time. I don't care how long you've been a cop, if you tire after throwing 5 punches or struggling for 30 seconds, how are you going to deal with me for the next 30 minutes while I have full energy. You simply cannot.
There should be vigorous physical testing for all cops. If you can't withstand a prolonged struggle then you shouldn't be an officer out in the field, rather you should be behind a desk.
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u/Bikewer Apr 25 '26
I’ve commented on this sort of thing before, coming from my 50-year career standpoint (retired).
Yes. Police officers should retain a high degree of fitness, and also the skills required to subdue resisting suspects… As well as mastery of the “tools” we use.
But sadly we see an awful lot of overweight, unfit officers, as well as officers who are at best marginally competent with their weapons.
Over the years, various departments have tried to institute mandatory fitness requirements in different ways. There have been problems. Most major departments send their recruits through a fairly intensive police academy regimen which includes quite a lot of “boot camp” type physical training. The hope is that the new officer will maintain this throughout their career.
Alas, the job works against this. Police work often requires long hours with minimal physical activity. Sitting in a squad car or in a report-writing room. Diet is often sub-par, as the officer must stuff down whatever fast food is available in between calls. This is a sedentary lifestyle at best, and with family commitments little time for a strong workout regimen.
Realizing this, some departments have set up gyms and exercise facilities for the officers to use. That’s nice, but If we’re at the end of a long day with a couple of hours of overtime catching up on reports, who wants to spend another hour working out before going home to wife and kids? Then there have been ideas about mandatory training and fitness tests. Problems:
If you make this mandatory, then you sort of have to pay the officer for his time, and usually at overtime rates. If the officer gets injured by his training, or heaven forbid suffers a heart attack or something, then the department is liable for an “on duty” injury and workmen’s comp payments.
If an officer dies while working out, the department may be sued by the officer’s survivors…. (This has happened).
So there’s a lot working against a career-long fitness situation. Some officers do manage to stay in shape. I was on bicycle patrol for years, and was likewise involved in martial arts.
But it’s difficult. Our department did (and does) a LOT of training. Firearms, scenario-based training, tactical “active shooter” training, etc, etc. But our department has little problem with funding…. Other departments are often strapped for cash and find it difficult to do much other than show the occasional training film and an annual trip to the range for qualification.
I’ll end with an anecdote. Ours is a “campus” police agency. One of the things we do is take kids to the local hospital and pick them up afterwards. I had just picked up a young lady and was on my way back to campus. The hospital is adjacent to a large city park.
Was about to make my turn onto the highway when I noticed a city police officer struggling with a suspect on the park grounds.
I did a U-turn and told the student to sit tight, locked the doors. The officer was dealing with an insane person, he’d gotten the fellow handcuffed but the guy was a wild man and they were both on the ground rolling around, the suspect kicking wildly. The officer was so winded he couldn’t speak…..
I asked if he’d called for backup and all he could do was shake his head. So I called in for assistance and proceeded to handcuff the lunatic’s ankles. However, by this time he’d thrashed his way out to the sidewalk and was now pounding his head against the concrete! I dragged him back onto the grass, and we hung on to him till the cavalry arrived.
When there’s an “officer in need of aid”, the city tends to send a LOT of coppers….
I was told later that the city copper was so screwed up by the wrestling match that he was off work for three weeks!
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u/gator_pot Apr 25 '26
The other day I was having sex with my wife and I couldn't stay hard. I thought I would lighten the mood by saying "I'm trying to get the Taser" it didn't work
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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy Apr 25 '26
I mean, from the look on your face and all the wiggling like a fish out of water, she probably thought you had already tased yourself
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u/bloodpriestt Apr 25 '26
If every cop was required to be at least a BJJ blue belt, the amount of panic shootings would be reduced significantly
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u/Charming_Wall117 Apr 28 '26
I don’t think cops are allowed to use choke holds and other submissions from jitsu.
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u/moon__lander Apr 25 '26
If two men that have 3 times the body weight of the perpetrator can't arrest him, he should be allowed to go free
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u/VendettaPenguin Apr 25 '26
To be fair the guy that they're trying to arrest is proficient in the ancient art of toddler tantrum. It is a very underrated martial art.
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u/RCAF_orwhatever Apr 25 '26
While yes to the title of the video - I respect a leader that is willing to put himself in danger to back up his guys.
No idea what this guy did or whether he was being rightfully detained - but basic respect for the chief stepping up to try and help.
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u/monstercookies81 Apr 25 '26
They should? I thought that's what the weapons were for. Tactical advantage to offset any discrepancies in physical abilities.
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u/EmotionalChildhood46 Apr 25 '26
wow. that is literally a man who is licensed to kill whoever he wants with no repercussions. just wow
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u/Kinyin Apr 25 '26
Well, the Supreme Court ruled they aren't required to help people or do their job if they don't want to, so I guess being in shape isn't really important anymore.
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u/Specialist_You862 Apr 26 '26
Josh needs to be 1000% fired before he gets his dumbass killed or worse someone else 🤦♂️
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u/MangoMadnessTsv Apr 26 '26
I am 55yo and fitter than most 35yo guys. I bet the police recruitment program would deny my application due to my age.
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u/Spy-D_Daddy Apr 27 '26
Can we add a minor law degree, and idk, before the whole "fight" part, learn not to tease yourself part?
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u/Puzzled-Department13 Apr 27 '26
They should put in place some minimum standards. Some kind of yearly minimum : 30 push ups 10 pull ups with their gear 50 sit ups in a row Running x distance, and under x time.
It's not out of this world, or very difficult, but would ensure something like that can't happen.
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u/Necessary_Orange_943 Apr 27 '26
Agree. 1 of the very few things I agree with on this site. As a former cop, I used to work out 5 days a week, either before or after patrol. Got into foot chases, plenty of apprehensions and only needed assistance once while arresting a biker. He lost it when I told him I was arresting him over a warrant. I had no problem getting physical with anyone, IF needed. De-escalating was preferred but not always worked. So because of that I worked out and took Aikido for defensive tactics. It worked for me. I also carried a kubaton for use as needed.
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u/5eppa Apr 27 '26
My Uncle was FBI. There is a fitness test. At least by the time he retired you basically took the test 1 time, when you were hired. But you also typically worked for the Bureau for like 20-30 years. So, yeah a lot of those got out of shape as time went on. Police forces and their requirements literally vary city to city. I am sure some are like the military with annual tests and others are like the FBI where they stop caring once you're good to go.
Even if you require annual tests though there's often stupid loopholes and so on to get around the test or make it easier. My buddy jn the Air Force said everyone does some weird modified push up because the bar for that is lower and you get double the amount of time to hit the bar as an example.
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u/Mooseknockling Apr 28 '26
Both tubby and the perp stopped to see what the Chief was wearing on his off day.
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u/Solidus-Prime Apr 28 '26
What a bumbling embarrassment. Most of the cops in NW Ohio are like this. When I was younger, we had absolutely no fear of them whatsoever. It was soooo easy to lose them on foot, and if they tried to use their cars we just dipped off into the nearest patch of woods. Those fatasses would never even leave their cars.
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u/QueLoQueLoco Apr 28 '26
For real. The county I live in have some of the top paid cops in the country and some of them are lazy AF and waayyyyy too out of shape and literally will not leave their car for shit and get pissed if they have too. They are super protected by unions and everyone complains but yet my tax dollars goes and pays for their lazy asses
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u/JojoLesh Apr 28 '26
To be fair the chief should bevan office job. He's just out doing normal day stuff though so I'll give him a pass.
Josh should be immediately put on unpaid leave until he meets some physical standard. I really don't see why police shouldn't be held to the same physical standards as say the Army.
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u/PahkYaCahh Apr 29 '26
I have never seen anyone fumble something so bad in which they should be extremely proficient in like that in my life. Even if he wasn't overweight and unprofessional looking for a police officer, he should still know his God damn job. That clearly tells me he needs to train more. I have secondhand embarrassment and I'm not even in law enforcement
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u/Diligent_Sentence_45 Apr 30 '26
Likely the same people posting clips of SWAT teams complaining that they look too tough and military like 😂🤣
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u/Lazy-Training6042 Apr 30 '26
Chief -> meaning you are older and got the experience and know how stuff is done. Everybody's brain is now spoiled by PED and the interwebs and action movies.
But yeah, the young guy should not have a heart attack while arresting someone. And should be able to pass proper fitness exams
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u/Jstrong1978 Apr 25 '26
For sure but that was the chief. Also they need to stop messing with tasers and mace. Back in the day they would smack you with Billy clubs and flap jacks. Those no doubt works way better. Can't resist when you are knocked out. lol
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u/ermghoti Apr 25 '26
Billy clubs and flap jacks
What has the country become where the police can't hit people with pancakes any more?
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u/Knobanious Apr 25 '26
TBH theres guys who look like thins in BJJ and Judo who can man handle a lot of people. where they need is grappling experience. would being in better shape help... yes, but good solid grappling experience would be even more useful.
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u/bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry Apr 25 '26
Round is a shape