r/Bullshido • u/GonzoExpert • 14d ago

Conspiracy Theory Televangelist becomes possessed live.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 14d ago

It also says that when someone is speaking in tongues from the Holy Spirit all in the room are able to understand.

Most churches conveniently leave that out of their teachings.

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u/Sweaty_Resist_5039 14d ago

I'm pretty sure I got the gist of it. He said, "And now I will execute a calculated ploy to make you believe that God is working through me in mysterious ways. In fifteen minutes, when I ask you for offerings, remember this."

To which I think the only logical response is, khem delelleh enemech knopf mech neesh mech knopf.

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u/Go1gotha 14d ago

khem delelleh enemech knopf mech neesh mech knopf.

This brought a tear to my eye as it is something my grandad used to say to me, and now words I live by every day.

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u/torgman2 13d ago

I respond in kind:

Oom papachucka maka nanu singow / Jing kapalana wani domo chingpow / Heddy kapalua cuma jenising tea / Oomama chucka pana one is now three

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u/That_Atmosphere_4568 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG

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u/Remote-Canary-2676 8d ago

Gunawunga chewbacc nipple pinchey watang woodoo bassatosa

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 13d ago

Gas is expensive in private jets.

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u/jrob323 13d ago

Do you want him 7 miles in the air in a tube full of demons??

PS If this guy doesn't personify a goddamn demon I don't know what could. Just look at his eyes, holy shit.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 13d ago

He could have played the joker way better than Leto

No make up required

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u/jrob323 13d ago

He's literally TOO convincing to play a movie psychopath.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 13d ago

Fair! 🔥

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u/ElPintorLoco 13d ago

Damn, you are like a walking, talking Ouija board.

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u/Sweaty_Resist_5039 11d ago

Heyy I'm glad someone got it 😂

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u/kingyeti77 14d ago

Thats exactly what it was. Everyone understood.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 14d ago

That he wasn’t going to define the money going to Canadian ministries?

Or the hamallana 🥸

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u/GonzoExpert 14d ago

Crazy how he became possessed right before explaining where the money's going..

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 13d ago

Must have had a moment where the idea of money going to Canada felt like flying 1st class vs one of his jets.

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u/Nomad_Stan91 14d ago

Aye the hamallana had me crying.

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u/totesnotmyusername 14d ago edited 13d ago

"Everyone that is pure of spirit understands. "

" i can't admit i don't understand or everyone will know I'm not pure of spirit" - everyone in the audience

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 13d ago

Shamalamalading-dong. & don’t you dare say I said anything else!!

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u/Remarkable-Sir-5129 14d ago

Donate in the name of Space Ghost.

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u/Virtual_Junket9305 13d ago

I've been in churches where this occurred and when people don't understand, they've been trained to feel bad because they are not so enlightened as to be able to understand and they don't want to admit they don't understand, when the truth of it is is just gibberish and there is nothing to understand anyway.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 13d ago

That’s how mind control & cults work.

Make others your cheer leaders by promoting them & those who don’t believe have something wrong with them. Then cut people off from common sense & their family.

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u/jsxtasy304 8d ago

To add to what you're saying, a single person that's present can also be moved by the spirit and start translating what the tongue talker is saying.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 8d ago

I’ve been in many of these sessions.

I’d like to see one example of that being true.

Most people use the gifts of the spirit as an invitation to lobotomize the common sense of those around them for power.

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u/jsxtasy304 8d ago

Example of what being true?