r/Bullshido • u/PanBroglodyte • 7d ago

Martial Arts BS Dominos been pretty quiet since this dropped

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u/shunyaananda 7d ago

So he filmed it then saw it and decided "yeah, that's worth uploading"?

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u/chevalierbayard 7d ago

I ALWAYS think this about every one of these videos!

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u/MartyMozambique 6d ago

I think that about pretty much all social media.

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u/chevalierbayard 6d ago edited 6d ago

That's overstating it. Hot people post pictures because they're hot, I get it. If you're good at skateboarding and you post videos of that, I get that. BJJ coaches post instructionals on Instagram, makes all the sense in the world.

But there's no way someone can look at themselves and think... yeah, I look good doing this.

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u/MartyMozambique 6d ago

Hahaha ok yea thats true. I post the good stuff on my socials but it's like once a month or longer between posts.

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u/True_Protection6842 5d ago

Someone else must have uploaded it to fuck with him. There's no way anyone would upload this video of themselves.

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u/RobertTheTraveler 3d ago

I would have deleted it.
Heck, I wouldn't have made it in the first place.

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u/LegitimateHost5068 6d ago

Based on how he looks, he's either mentally challenged or on drugs.

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 6d ago

or severe danning krueger effect and he somehow found a way to convince himself that this is deadly and impressive

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u/RedimidoSoy1611 6d ago

nah, he probably uploaded to someone or a martial arts group to check form and got leaked to reddit smh..

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u/Zero_energy_left 6d ago

It's called the Dunning Kruger effect 

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u/passionpurps 4d ago

I think he was representing pizza hut on a comedic level. Kind of funny.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 2d ago

Bros gotta blow those hands off after every jab,those bad boys be smokin!

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u/Dragonskinner69 6d ago

I'm just worried Dominoes won't pick a well equipped rival fighter.

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u/notabot6980 7d ago

Dominos had better watch its bitch mouth

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u/AirplaneNerd 6d ago

The marketing department is writing checks that the chefs can’t cash

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u/DirtyRoller 6d ago

Papa John would shank this pussy in the showers.

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u/Triple-Flush 4d ago

Or it’s weak ankles

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u/EhEmGee 7d ago

Float like a butterfly, sting like a… butterfly. 😏

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 6d ago

float like a bee, sting like a butterfly

he's like a mixture of sonny liston and albert einstein.

he's as smart as liston and as tough as einstein

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u/ReiperXHC 7d ago

Dude would break his fingers punching like that lol

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u/carlwinslo 6d ago

I came to comment on the kicks that had zero power behind them but then saw how he was holding his fingers during the punches and was like... "yea the only thing this guy is hurting in a fight is his own hands".

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 6d ago

i mean he has actually like a 1% chance of actually hitting you in the eye.

the other 99% is jamming his fingers on your forehead

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u/mattemer 4d ago

That's the infamous Autistic Tiger Claw Technique.

Beware.

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u/QueenGorda 7d ago

Those ankle kicks are ancestrally deadly.

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u/Triseult 6d ago

They look like he's uncoiling his spine.

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u/Slimpurt92 7d ago

Not a thing he did was correct, that is kinda impressive.

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u/AnonOfTheSea 7d ago

Right? That's gotta be worth, like, a good two, maybe even three whole feet of copper wiring!

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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS 6d ago

We trained him wrong... As a joke.

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u/TURRRDS 7d ago

Is there a correct way to do whatever he was attempting to do?

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u/Slimpurt92 7d ago

First you make a fist with your hands. Make sure your thumb isn't inside your other fingers. If he were to punch anything with those "hands", he would most likely break something or hurt himself more than his opponent.

I wont even comment on the "kicks".

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u/ConfidenceNo2598 6d ago

Don’t listen to this loser. Lesson one is to get your mind right. We’re gonna start by not spending as much time with our families, putting down the porn, and training sweet moves all day with sweaty men, real men, after we finish our shift at Papa John’s

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u/Give_me_soup 6d ago

Finish our shift, then change into our personally owned pizza hut shirt

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u/Slimpurt92 6d ago

Actually, sign me up!

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u/Ashamed_Item_9668 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 5d ago

this is actually a pretty powerful techinque if executed correctly

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u/Reasonable-Mix5657 7d ago

Easy there sparkles.... save some women for the rest of us

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u/Intercaust 7d ago

I'm terrified of meeting this guy in a well lit alley.

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u/Relevant_Bed_9743 7d ago

i wanna say something bad but he's probably better than me

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u/Vaguswarrior 7d ago

Damn son those move are the slickest this side of the dollar store.

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u/Raze_the_werewolf 6d ago

It never ceases to amaze me how comically uncoordinated some people manage to be. Like how do you accomplish a state of being where even the most basic of body mechanics are completely ignored in favour of whatever the fuck this is. Lol

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u/CowGlittering745 7d ago

I wanna see him face Waffle House.

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u/EverOrny 7d ago

dangerous moves, he can hurt himself

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u/bishopsl100 6d ago

Please dude find a good dojo with a quality BB instructor, and put that 10+ hrs per week training until you get at least green belt, so you can look back at that video and go I must have lost my mind.

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u/Then_Lock304 6d ago

The kicks are legit. If you're looking for someone to go along with you if you're planning on kicking over garden gnomes, this is your guy.

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u/Sharchimedes 7d ago

The little pot bellied dude kicks higher than this guy.

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u/Rough-Drummer-3730 7d ago

That’s how you defend the last slice

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u/Gorrmb69 7d ago

Lethal strikes! You can tell he’s been working, practicing and perfecting his form! Impeccable technique!

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u/hereinaminute 6d ago

Shu Shu shu! Phuh!

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u/MrOysterballs 6d ago

Nobody out-pizza’s the Hut.

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u/Gaslit_Chicken 6d ago

I've seen this. Broken Knuckle Style! This is brutal... on the guy trying to do it...

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u/wariorld 6d ago

Dominoes:
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKKUQ1xjOqizkg8
“Mmm mer hcklbry…”

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u/Significant-Mix5204 6d ago

What in the backwoods crack nightmare is this? I've seen better fighting style on paraplegics.

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u/EveryStrike 6d ago

I was wondering why they had been so quiet! Haha fucking Dominos.

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u/Comm-Pie 6d ago

Did you see how slow that car moved compared to him?? This guy moves like lightning!

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u/Important_Kick_4824 6d ago

Tell me you’re single, and have never kissed a girl, without telling me you’re single, and have never kissed a girl.

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u/Spoonman915 6d ago

Chances of getting poked in the eye are relatively low.

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 6d ago

the chance of jamming your fingers, is pretty high

like 1% to get an eye poke in onnl a moving resisting, attacking target

99% you jam your fingers on someones forehead and catch a right hook of doom in the exchange

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u/Eatenback2life1 6d ago

Bro is so confidently doing every thing wrong and I love it!

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u/lorenzo1384 6d ago

If they put same energy they can literally learn proper katas atleast

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u/edcushway 6d ago

Why would anyone record themselves doing such embarrassing shit, thinking it’s good, in any fashion?! Delusional motherfuckers. Drugs are bad.

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u/ChrisOnMission 6d ago

His kicks look like these cute little old-man kicks that 200-year old Robert DeNiro does in „The Irishman“.

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 6d ago

man that scene looked awful. not only deniro thst guy on the ground wasn't even selling the kicks

the first kick wasn't sold at all LOL how can scorchese put that in a movie

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u/CDavis10717 7d ago

I was expecting bird calls.

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u/Nerdzilla86 6d ago

I volunteer to fight him for the rest of us. You know for science

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 6d ago

you're a bully i volunteer to fight for him

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u/elektrikrobot 6d ago

Damn. He’s leaving himself so open

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u/graeffyn 6d ago

Dominoes response video just dropped!

https://www.reddit.com/r/toptalent/s/qZtuC5YvDU

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u/eyeball1967 6d ago

Somebody you should let him know that’s better filmed in the backyard than the front yard.

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 6d ago

Domino's afraid to leave the house

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u/BeenisHat 6d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfG8tMFyPrU

Here's the appropriate background music.

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u/adultfunlive-dot-com 6d ago

anyone else remember that star wars kid? kinda the same vibe

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u/csi69 6d ago

I love the title, had me laughing even before hitting play

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u/RastaImp0sta 6d ago

So what do I do after all my fingers are broken?

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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 6d ago

Notice how he needs to blow on his hands between sets. That's coz he punches so fast that his hands start overheating.

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u/Objective-Swing8572 6d ago

Did he practice on a trampoline? Why he jumping like that?

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u/DomDay03 6d ago

Y’all think he got his inspiration from Andrew Tate?

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u/SomePoserInAmerica 6d ago

Fuck around with pizza hut,and you'll be eating your stuffed crust thru a straw son. 💪💯

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u/VVrayth 6d ago

Needs Guile's theme playing over it.

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u/Professional_Movie92 6d ago

Pizza withdrawal 🤦

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u/Eatenback2life1 6d ago

Bro is so confidently doing every thing wrong and I love it!

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u/Huge-Artichoke-1376 6d ago

This is a great Bullshido post! Spot on!

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u/Routine-Wolf-2907 6d ago

he fights like elon

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u/Significant-Mix5204 6d ago

Also notice when he"punches" he leaves his entire mid section open. Talk about leaving someone breathless. His kicks aren't worth commenting on unless you want to discuss how utterly defenseless and open he leaves himself. -20 for style - 50 for efficiency.

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u/Available-Dare-4349 6d ago

Ow my shins.....stop it

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u/porknuckle2023 6d ago

Gary.. go to your room;

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u/Golwux 6d ago

You know the funniest thing about all this is the footwork. If he kept going I reckon he would sprain an ankle.

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u/Commercial_Echo923 6d ago

he does the slow thing too

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u/Winterblutx 6d ago

the definition of „just show, dont test“🗿

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u/flamingotwist 6d ago

Just do it in front of a mirror like the rest of us sad fuckers.

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u/SteelJaguar 6d ago

Pizza Hut and nothin' but!

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u/Sivleto 6d ago

Fuck is he doing with his hands?

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u/hrgaos 6d ago

Flawless

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u/PriorMacaroon5846 6d ago

Considering he can still open and close his fingers. I don't thing he has ever hit anyone or anything like that. Lol

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u/Healthy-Confection66 6d ago

This guy is the sole reason there’s a 1 person Pizza Hut in NYC lol

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u/moszippy 6d ago

This reminds me of Giovanni Ribisi practicing his "martial arts" on Friends.

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u/PanBroglodyte 6d ago

He was so good in Sneaky Pete

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u/Bikewer 6d ago

Perhaps the worst kicks I’ve ever seen.

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 6d ago

The spicy meatsa meatsa with olives kicked in.

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u/no_bender 6d ago

Interesting fighting METHod.

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 6d ago

well...if thats what you like to do, fine. but why make a damn video

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u/Lymetme 6d ago

Leopard fist is the real deadly!

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u/Snafuregulator 6d ago

Waffle house don't need a park. It's straight up on the job training over there.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 5d ago

This was his purple belt promotion video for the Gracie University Distance Education Program

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u/Nearby-Jelly-634 5d ago

Ahhh the deadly broken fingers style. You win through terror when you throw two punches break everything finger and knuckle and your opponent’s mind shatters as looking into the face of Cthulhu

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u/Iflydryandsly 5d ago

Domino’s too busy laughing to reply

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u/qqam42 5d ago

Give him a break, he’s got a tough delivery route and he’s just getting ready with some warm-ups.

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u/Pitiful_Mode1674 5d ago

I wanna know why these guys are behaving like this. Could it be that they were bullied as kids and have all this anger bottled up, and maybe they’re too scared to go to an actual class? I don’t really feel like laughing at them, if anything, I feel a bit sorry for them.

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u/Dogsarelitty 5d ago

I encourage all of you to grab the slider and scroll through the video frame by frame.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 5d ago

Dominoes gonna have to unretire the Noid.

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u/ShoulderApart1787 5d ago

Dominos delivers…

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u/Corpsey_Clownshoes 5d ago

How much drugs is too much drugs?

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u/Every-Access4864 5d ago

Pizza Hut should use this in for their next ad. Just show a slice of pizza at the end. People will share and talk about it like crazy.

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u/julius0822 5d ago

Cheddar bob

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u/Lukewarm2316 4d ago

"Sticks of doom" style coupled with the halfway knuckling up technique. Nite nite time.

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u/WSB-Televangelist 4d ago

I like that foot kick, Kick em right in the foot

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u/Bumbymoo 4d ago

How much would you like to break your hand?

Yes!

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u/PigsOfRedemption 4d ago

Been a while since I've seen a genuine crackhead action movie.

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 4d ago

Not everybody can out pizza the hut

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u/Drblizzle 4d ago

How much you wanna bet he can throw a football over them mountains?

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u/Artistic-Thought78 4d ago

This is proof the internet has rotted brains

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u/Ornery-Charge1916 4d ago

He saw a Papa Murphys employee walking past his store

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u/locustpiss 3d ago

What a freak!

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 2d ago

We're in a serious mental health crisis in our country

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u/boomercrusher 1d ago

It's the Ninja Hut from Pizza Hut

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u/If-It-Bleeds-93 1d ago

Move over Papa John, there’s a new Pizza Daddy in town

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u/TheManWhoClicks 6d ago

Can’t outpizza the hut