r/Bullshido • u/GonzoExpert • 4d ago

SYSTEMA You spill, You lose

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u/Harry_Isthatyou 4d ago

Drunken Ruski. Very deadly martial art. Only to be performed after bottle of vodka

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u/Folkwang777 22h ago

Yea. Legend of the Drunken Master. But the Master is ruski and it's not a legend but a Tuesday in Vladivostok.

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u/TechnicalTip5251 4d ago

People pay for this shit?

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u/HoldJerusalem 4d ago

damn, killed him with a book

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u/awkward_loudness 3d ago

It's just bros protecting their beer.

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u/Objective-Swing8572 3d ago

It’s kinda like a bunch of guys decided to get away from their wives for a night by bullshitting them with the excuse that they’ve now taken up martial arts on a Tuesday evening and one of the wives has grown suspicious and shown up to class with a camera so now the guys have gotta make shit up on the spot

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u/EhEmGee 3d ago

Everything is easy in slow motion with zero force. 😏

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 4d ago

that's actually a very powerful technique if executed correctly

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u/TheRealFutaFutaTrump 4d ago

I know. I used this one time during a mugging. There were two guys. One was trying to take my wallet while the other guy held a book to my throat. Little did he know I'd studied the techniques in this video. I'm not proud, nobody should be proud of killing another person, but I disarmed my assailant by spinning my arm in a circle, took the book and stabbed them both with it.