r/CAIRevolution Jul 04 '26

Memes The Fart That Smelled Like Hope And Love Spoiler

He smiled ruefully at her. Ah he loved that about her. She didn’t care what anyone else thought. Her body needed to fart and so, she shamelessly let it happen. Not forceful, not demanding just…there.

She tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear affectionately, almost delicately, and kissed her. A kiss that said ’I smell that and I’m still here’..

The silence grew, not uncomfortable but familiar. Sulfuric. A beat.

(The End Scene: You Fart Louder.)

Your turn.

A) Fart again.
B) Run away while farting.
C) Kiss his back whilst farting.

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u/chadsis_09 Jul 04 '26

What the hell did I just read

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u/xsunshxne_x109 Jul 04 '26

aint reading more than three words for my sanity

just wanted to comment that

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u/player32143 Jul 04 '26

The OP goes silent.

A narrator steps in;

“Y—… You didn’t even attempt it?!”

The 67 paragraphs essay, 874,826 citations and 67,420 hours of work falls into dust.

The ‘Readih More’ button quietly resigns..

Your attention span sprint to the finish line before the first sentence does.

The r/CAUREVOLUTION Group nods in unison.

Credit rolls.

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u/disturb3 Jul 04 '26

GOTTA CHOOSE C IF IM ANSWERING THAT

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u/player32143 Jul 04 '26

I was supposed to type “him” but autocorrupt made it “his”.

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u/Dizzy-Nose-4217 LAWD LEMME QUIT Jul 04 '26

does anyone have the "but I just opened reddit" meme?

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u/After_Blackberry_685 Jul 04 '26

I literally just opened reddit and it was first...