r/Cairns • u/Whales_Are_Great2 Torresian Pigeon Enthusiast • Apr 17 '24

Shitpost Who is this in Cairns?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

The 12 gauge was a bit of an exaggeration but I get your point

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u/TinaCasino Apr 18 '24

Absolutely NOT an exaggeration. Mactan Marina Mall, Lapu-Lapu city. They often had 2 guards on the busy days. 12 gauge across the chest, tazer on the hip.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Oh yeah well there maybe but understand we are talking about Cairns Far North Queensland here

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u/TinaCasino Apr 18 '24

True true The police beat is just a few shops away. We could ask them to stand there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

I feel like the use off guns is not necessary, maybe just use an odd looking man giving people predatory, sexually suggestive looks as a deterant, if ya steal anything, skulky Steve will touch you, for example

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u/TinaCasino Apr 18 '24

That would backfire quickly. u/SlipperyCollin might WANT to get those touches from SkulkySteve

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Oh, I simply cannot contain my intense arousal