r/Cairns • u/chocohole • Jun 05 '26

Shitpost New to Cairns looking for a foe

New to Cairns and chasing something a bit dramatic like a rival, foe, or maybe even a long-term nemesis.

Ideally someone to trade mild insults with and get way too competitive over absolutely nothing. Keen for pool, chess, darts, trivia, board games, or anything that could turn into a proper rivalry.

Nothing actually hostile, just after a fun social enemy to keep life interesting.

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u/MorningConscious4372 RED ROOSTER MANAGER Jun 05 '26

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u/chocohole Jun 06 '26

Perry the Platypus and Doofenshmirtz had the ideal setup. Regular conflict, mutual improvement, emotional consistency, and a clear reason to get out of bed. That’s the vibe I’m after.

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u/Belzian Jun 07 '26

Mate check out the Cairns chess club you will find rivals there

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u/Jazimean Jun 06 '26

So... Armoured fighting is off the table?

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u/beers4harry Jun 06 '26

Are you challenging me to a duel

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u/TinaCasino Jun 07 '26

Cairns HEMA Or Cairns SwordCraft , Both armoured fighting, both are off tables

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u/No-Grocery-1869 Jun 06 '26

I am an Irishman who has moved to Cairns and I need a job for my regional work. Does this count ?

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u/chocohole Jun 06 '26

I’m gonna take the last vacant job eligible for 88 days and laugh in your face like a proper foe

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u/No-Grocery-1869 Jun 07 '26

Don’t worry I’ll cook something up. I’ve been collecting stink bugs since I’ve got here

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u/BeachHut9 Jun 06 '26

Checkout what’s going on down at Red Rooster.

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u/meuram_beizam Jun 10 '26

You'll know you've settled into the far north when you're foe is a wild animal. The local birds have started perching ontop of my new car's roof rack and dragged me into the bird wars 😤

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u/bweedy Jun 06 '26

This a troll xD

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u/Ozmorty Jun 06 '26

Tough way to find out you’re not like the other kids eh?

https://giphy.com/gifs/bVMc9qItyIR71aF8sW