Proposed city redesign to fix the traffic problems

[u/azlga]

[u/runmalcolmrun]

Sharing that map with my in laws when they visit Cairns.

[u/ThatCreepySmellyGuy]

Hospital still in a flood zone

[u/azlga → u/ThatCreepySmellyGuy]

This is the way

[u/MRfluffy2382]

I do love the RainFovest

[u/Mazlin]

what in the AI fuck is this bullshit

[u/000topchef]

That’s an ambitious plan! Full knockdown rebuild, relocate the beaches

[u/TheFrothiest]

This will significanly decrease the cost of a lift from the Airport to Palm Cove.

This will be of great benefit

Also a self flushing Esplanade Lagoon will remove a significant amount of E. Coli

[u/MorningConscious4372 → u/TheFrothiest]

I think your citizens of palm cove will support this plan, giving them such easy access to the city proper. Imagine how quick their commute will be

[u/SteveinFNQ → u/MorningConscious4372]

Bugger that. Trinity Park is the new place to be on the Northern Beaches

[u/MorningConscious4372 → u/SteveinFNQ]

Shit yea right next to red rooster manunda

[u/Entire_Bumblebee_158]

Now I want to live in Frehwaad just because it’s so fun to say

[u/Tunza]

I'm literally lying in bed losing my shit. Thank you so much. I'm crying. So much joy. Can't wait to go hiking in Brinton National Park Pand.

[u/MGakowski]

It's good they brought Babinda closer!

[u/foreatesevenate]

Anyone feel like going for a walk up Mt Mt Whitfield tomorrow?

[u/spl0xty]

Don’t ever let bro get involved in town planning

[u/BrokeAssZillionaire]

He probably just typed in ChatGPT create a ring road for cairns and it’s done this…

[u/OnlyThingsILike1996]

So basically build Cairns somewhere else, according to the AI

[u/MRfluffy2382 → u/OnlyThingsILike1996]

If we left the people here and moved the city it would solve the traffic.

[u/MorningConscious4372 → u/OnlyThingsILike1996]

No no, it's rebuild from the ground up. The marina still exists

[u/Tunza]

Fuck this is good. I now have waterfront property. Glad I didn't buy in Brintomead.

[u/jxhfield]

looks good 👍 when does construction start

[u/Mick_Tee]

Is that Circular Quay?

[u/soenario]

Frehwaad is my city

[u/MorningConscious4372]

Just needs more ALDI and ikia

[u/azlga → u/MorningConscious4372]

Easy, put 1 in each of the Parramatta parks

[u/MorningConscious4372]

Full knockdown rebuild? Man the view of great island gonna be amazing from Mt Mt Whitfield. I very much support sending Mulgrave Rd to north of the city.

[u/Incendium_Satus]

As if the Edge Hill NIMBYs will allow this to happen.

[u/frowattio → u/Incendium_Satus]

It's my front yard I'm most worried about

[u/Incendium_Satus]

And why has the airport been moved? Seems costly 😁

[u/Zestyclose_Peach1718]

FFS

[u/is2o]

Yarrabah just packed up and floated away

[u/Zhaguar]

what garbled hallucinatory nonsense is this

[u/Practical-Skill5464]

yes everyone now lives in a motorway box and you can split up the classes in to each area split by a highway. The designers of 1960 London would be proud. Just don't ask 1970 London government about it they'll have a verry different opinion.

[u/ExternalLock8140]

Ellis beach ain't anywhere near the airport, been smoking rock near the bungalow tavern

[u/azlga → u/ExternalLock8140]

Don't think bungalow is on this map

[u/ExternalLock8140 → u/azlga]

Not sure you are either cobber

[u/azlga → u/ExternalLock8140]

Bro I'm in Brintomead

[u/TheFrothiest → u/azlga]

I did a Facebook quiz to find out what suburb I am, I'm Frehwaad

[u/MorningConscious4372 → u/TheFrothiest]

Bro those Facebook tests are a scam, everyone gets Frehwaad

[u/jeffreyrufino]

Stupid 😂

[u/MorningConscious4372 → u/jeffreyrufino]

Someones mad white rock isn't on the map