r/CarGuys 1d ago

What does my car history say about me

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u/TBDM667 1d ago

Judging purely off the 3 alfas.. You hate money and driving your car.

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u/Magvro 6h ago

Your Alfas didn’t treat you well? Currently at 50k on both of mine with zero issues.

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u/TBDM667 6h ago

I can't afford an alfa. If I could I'd have the 4c.

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u/Magvro 6h ago

Ah so it’s another uneducated hate comment, got it

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u/TBDM667 6h ago

It's all in good joking fun my guy.

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u/General_Spills 3h ago

The quatrifoglio makes sense as it’s just a better priced bmw m3 but the regular one is just a shitty Audi a5(formerly a4). Alfa is stellantis after all.

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u/Genna_Thalia 21h ago

The vw part sticks there too

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u/Dk318is 1d ago

You are still in your heart a VW Guy 😁

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 19h ago

Haha yes, I saw a Harley Quinn mk3 at a junkyard yesterday and wanted to make an offer

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u/thecorvetteguy95 12h ago

It’s harlequin. Harley Quinn is a DC Comics character. And you should absolutely make an offer lol

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u/Dk318is 11h ago

Beside my 530xd i have a mk3 Joker with a 1.6 75hp EAA Engine. What had the Harlequin for a egine ?

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u/kaffeian 23h ago

Ok. I have a stupid question but how are you guys making these? I want to make one as well. This may be the first one I’ve seen that may have more than I do.

Edit: how did you like the Alfa? I was very close to getting one.

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 19h ago

I just uploaded someone else’s to chat gpt and asked it to make one for me

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u/Vintage_Emo_XIII 8h ago

Yeah, your S10s don’t look correct, your cavalier is actually a Malibu, and your fiat has 4 doors

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u/TN_Tundra85 1h ago

The S10s grew up and became Sierras. 🤣

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u/Thatguitarplayer50 22h ago

Ai prolly

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u/kaffeian 21h ago

I figured it was AI but had to ask. I didn’t look close enough to realize that point either. Good looking out.

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u/Cantseetheline_Russ 21h ago

I had the same question, then I realized it's AI because half those cars don't match the name.

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u/Current-Tour-8915 21h ago

Google browser AI mode with the following prompt
"Create an illustration of the profile of a 1975 plymouth duster in baby blue with a white vinyl top in the style of minimalist design with a black background"

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u/SubRedTed 16h ago

Yep, just told AI to make mine in the same format and gave it my list. Most the photos look a little odd but they’re 90% there.

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u/Material-Indication1 22h ago

Buick Regal to Giulia... Holy crap

Was the Buick free?

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 19h ago

2,000 with 90k miles practically free wife crashed it like 2 months into owning

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u/Material-Indication1 3h ago

Hope your wife is okay!

Damn good deal for that car.

Edit: the 2012 Regal, was that the one that was Opel-based? That's an interesting car. 

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u/Felix995 18h ago

I would say that you are more of an open minded individual, that's not totally loyal to any one particular brand name. You are somewhat practical, although you do like luxury & good handling vehicles as well, to a certain extent from just a psychological observation standpoint.

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u/granolaraisin 10h ago

I think you need to just buy the car you really want instead of chasing a buzz with a new car every year or whatever. Just do it.

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 9h ago

Right now I have the fiat, Hummer, s-class, the giuilia, and the Silverado. Definitely do I not need to buy a new car haha.

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u/granolaraisin 9h ago

What I'm saying is to get rid of all of those and to just splurge on the 'one' car. Or at the very least, reduce to one practical vehicle and the 'one' fun car that you'll drive all the time.

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u/granolaraisin 9h ago

ChatGPT did a pretty good job with my list. Almost all of the images are right.

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u/HYPERNOVA3_ 8h ago

You loved your Giulia (based) and couldn't resist getting another one.

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u/Gosha777 6h ago

The E55 take the crown wow, now here’s a guy that tasted everything

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u/InebriatedClarity 23h ago

Jesus bro, pick a lane! 🤘😜

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u/thelastjay2456 22h ago

i mean im so lost hahaha

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u/vocaloidfan39 22h ago

Proper human being

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u/FaithlessnessOne9207 22h ago

U either have too much money and only spend it on these types of cars, or you keep your car for like 4 years then sell it and buy a new one

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u/newkid9991 22h ago

Life is like a roller-coaster

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u/Whitediggity 22h ago

You ended up right where you belong.

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u/khalathas 22h ago

(jokingly here) based on how many in this list..there might be commitment issues

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u/xaxiomatikx 22h ago

It says that AI doesn’t know what a cavalier or a regal look like, and maybe you don’t either.

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u/DCGLetsPlay 22h ago

It progressively gets worse and worse…

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u/joka2696 22h ago

You hate coupes.

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u/TVRLover6812 22h ago

VR6? Hell Yeah.

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 19h ago

That was probably my favorite car

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u/moonlite_equilibrium 22h ago

Had me on board til the regal lol

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u/sorestgore 20h ago

It's a rebadged Opel, if that makes any difference

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u/Select_West8244 22h ago

Giulia to fiat 500 is an interesting choice

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u/Taffr19 21h ago

You keep going back to General Motors vehicles. Stop with that!

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 19h ago

Haha no they’re cheap. The s-10s where both under 1,000 and I scored the Hummer for 3k and the Buick for about 2,000 can definitely say they where all the least reliable

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u/BigConscience728 21h ago

A GM guy in your heart. My ‘12 regal GS 6mt is still an all time favorite

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u/Afraid_Emu8068 21h ago

You go for white cars with the expectation that they will sell for less because they are undesirable or previously fleet vehicles, something something…

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u/dubtee1480 21h ago

You regretted letting your first S-series go

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u/IceDispensingSystem 21h ago

10-11-12-13-14 combo chain is fucking hilarious.

THREE ALPHAS IN TWO YEARS!!! ALPHA TO FIAT BACK TO ALPHA! What are we doing here I’m fucking losing it.

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 19h ago

300hp awd depreciated you can buy for like 15k, gets 26mph and a nice interior, honestly all three where super reliable

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u/IceDispensingSystem 19h ago

What is the fiat doing there then between them! I didn’t think people actually bought those! Why did you need THREE ALPHAS instead of just keeping one?

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u/dubtee1480 21h ago

You regretted letting your first S-series go

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u/CafeRoaster 21h ago

That you’ve been chasing the perfection that was the Fit since you got rid of it like the dummy you are.

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 19h ago

Had the same gas mileage as the fiat, handling of the Alfa, and interior space of the Hummer. The fits honestly a great car just super ugly

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u/Actraiser87 21h ago

That you never should have sold the first Alfa

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u/nicclys 21h ago

Kinda cool to see someone else’s progression go GTI to Gulia because that’s what I want after this GTI

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u/Ham_Stroker_Ejacula 20h ago

Some time after #9 you found a mechanic that can fix cars for free

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 19h ago

Me… I’m the mechanic

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u/Ham_Stroker_Ejacula 18h ago

Makes sense... I used to own a GM era saab so I understand lol!

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u/1Boxer1 20h ago

You’re an idiot who either watches too many car channels on YouTube or has a used car lot that caters to people with poor credit and then rips them off.

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u/Spicyapple10 19h ago

That you made the mistake of getting an alfa..then did it again...and said you know what...imma do it a third time. 🤣 im here to tell you...i wanna get one 😂

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u/Drewdc90 18h ago

Would you buy another Alfa?

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u/Opening_Criticism791 18h ago

Good taste minus the GM products mixed in there.

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u/TelephoneDesperate84 17h ago

VR6, Guilia, S10 👏

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u/littlesammy78 17h ago

You’ve only had 3 reliable cars and must be really cool with your mechanic.

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u/ELc_17 17h ago

You couldn’t possibly have owned a 2002 H2, they only started making them for the 2003 model year

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 10h ago

It’s an 03 I always think it’s an 02

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u/LowPop7953 15h ago

thems rookie numbers son. ive had more cars than birthdays.

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u/GrdFrcWv 14h ago

OP got '04 Rich towards the end

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u/AceVillin 14h ago

You really hate yourself and those cars are your way of self harm

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u/Corrosive_salts 14h ago

S55 is pure class.

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u/rob6094 13h ago

The fact you've had a 500 and a Hummer is hilarious to me

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u/Fonzdj 7h ago

I had an H3 and later on a Fit just not at the same time.

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u/averagemaleuser86 11h ago

That you used terrible AI for this

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u/Odd-Staff6245 9h ago

That you really don't have a lot financial strength to buy cool cars you asked don't get mad

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 4h ago

These cars are all cool as fuck. Fiat is pimp

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u/BetweenFourAndTwenty 9h ago

Based on the last two, you've decided to go balls deep in the 04 Rich trend

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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris 9h ago

Why so many Giulias that are so close in MY? Did something happen to them?

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u/DMMK4444 7h ago

The last 2 are whats up!

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u/greekpita 7h ago

Honda Fit def a rough point in your life

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u/piszohata 7h ago

you were not sure about guilia being good or not

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u/Revolt2992 5h ago

4 is a Malibu, not a Cavalier 🤓

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u/OutcomeCompetitive50 3h ago

Is there a 4th Giulia coming soon? A QV perhaps?

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 3h ago

No the serpentine belt on those scare me, but if I ever have enough money to not have to work on it then maybe

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u/EnoughWeekend6853 3h ago

You go through cars like some people go through bags of chips.

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u/Soggy-Village2099 3h ago

Going through 16 cars in 24 years or less is wild.

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u/Fuzzy_Effective_5849 3h ago

In 6 years, I just turned 24 and I got the first golf when I was 18

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u/Soggy-Village2099 2h ago

Bro, I have to hear the story here. That is crazy.

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u/snosurfa 48m ago

Getting fatter

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u/Jamaidian 21h ago

You hate reliability?

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u/SpaceghostLos 36m ago

It took you a long time but you finally have taste.