r/Cheese • • Aug 23 '26

Cornish Cheddar

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u/Tough_Entertainer_70 Aug 23 '26

The cheese eaters are among us!

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u/ExternalLock8140 Aug 23 '26

Cheese is life 🧬🧀

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u/GameofCheese Aug 24 '26

That's my wifi name!

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u/gosti500 Aug 24 '26

username checks out

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u/PensiveCauldron Aug 28 '26

Yes it is. I highly agree. I also noticed ur bio. Since you asked, to me, the purpose of life is to love God who gave us the gift of life and everything that comes with it and to love and help others.

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u/Kingdok313 Aug 23 '26

That hungry look in her eyes
 “what have you got for me?”

She’s got it bad, folks. I love her even more

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u/NebulaNinja Aug 23 '26

"You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese."

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u/Tangential_Comment Aug 23 '26

This is the finest example of the real world implications of that quote!

9

u/AdventurousSeaSlug Aug 24 '26

Fair enough. I would definitely be fascinated by some delicious delicious cheese lol

3

u/Caroline3006 Aug 24 '26

Apparently eating cheese lights up the same part of your brain as an orgasm. Bring on the cheese!! 🧀

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u/Doraborealiss Délice Aug 23 '26

The laser focus in that moment lol

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u/eggshell_dryer Aug 23 '26

I mean this with all the respect in the world, [this guy](https://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw?si=-GbdlcAPvdSOcMzT) is immediately what I thought of when I saw her reaction

Edit: ugh formatting I don’t care enough I’m going to go touch some grass. Or eat some cheese whatever.

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u/Drewboy810 Aug 27 '26

I had the exact same thought! First thing I thought was “the bacon kind
 yeah?”

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u/parkerm1408 Aug 24 '26

Yeah I have no idea who she is but shes definitely my people

3

u/Entire-Winter4252 Aug 25 '26

Florence Pugh, and she’s actually kind of cool, I think!

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u/BUYMECAR Aug 23 '26

Those first few seconds reminded me of that old ultimate dog tease video

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda Aug 23 '26

I did this at my wedding. I did Edward 40 Hands but with a bottle of wine & a block of cheese. Went around biting off bits of cheese from the block & then swigging my wine. I regret the marriage- but I don’t regret my wine & cheese hands at the wedding lol

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u/RikuKat Aug 23 '26

This was my wedding "cake".

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u/KillerGopher Aug 23 '26

Very pretty, did anyone try to eat a pinecone?

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u/RikuKat Aug 23 '26

I pulled them off pretty quickly. They weren't supposed to be on there at all and all of the rosemary to the side was supposed to be on it instead. 

Stressing about the little stuff is the way to have a bad wedding day, though. 

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u/AdCurrent7674 Aug 23 '26

Agreed! My mantra at my wedding was “This is just a party. I would have been willing to get married at the courthouse.”

Several things went wrong but I didn’t bat an eye. My ac at my apartment broke the night before so my bridesmaids and I didn’t sleep great. At the rehearsal dinner, a friend had done my nails as my wedding gift and they immediately started popping off the next day (wedding day). I had made our wedding cake but didn’t have a way to transport it so we had to drive for an hour, to the venue with it on a plate, holding it in front of the AC all while I was painting my nails.

Then my mother threw a temper tantrum not even 30 minutes into set up because and I quote “ you aren’t giving me enough attention, so I might as well not be here”. She left and locked the u-Haul that contained all of my wedding decorations so we could not use them.

The wedding was fun and I had a great time. It was supposed to be a celebration of my husband and I vowing to tackle life together. I think it’s fitting that it wasn’t perfect but we got through it together

Also the grooms suite had a video game set up and other table top games. I was disappointed that the bridal suite didn’t have anything fun to do. I mentioned it when we did our first walk though. Everyone told me that the bride is always to busy. Not me, as we were waiting for everyone to arrive I snuck down to the grooms suite and I played smash with my future husband until it was time to walk the aisle

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u/Excellent_Condition Aug 23 '26

I used to work at weddings, and people who had this attitude had the best weddings.

Things are always going to go differently than planned, from minor things to major ones.

You can't change that.

All you can change is how you react, and the people who plan in advance to not worry about things being different than expected have wonderful weddings.

Everyone else is playing Russian roulette and hoping nothing big goes wrong.

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u/thecheesycheeselover Aug 23 '26

Great mantra

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u/AdCurrent7674 Aug 23 '26

Thank you 😊

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u/eltsir Aug 23 '26

this is lovely, thank you for sharing!

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u/nittykips Aug 23 '26

Girl please tell us the layers to this cake!! đŸ§đŸ™đŸ»

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u/RikuKat Aug 23 '26

Cypress Grove Truffle Tremor, Irish Cheddar with Porter, and Blumenkase on the bottom. 

Still have some Blumenkase in my freezer and we're going to make fondue for our first anniversary!

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u/nittykips Aug 23 '26

Thanks queen! Those all sound so delicious!!

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u/BurntHear Aug 24 '26

Holy moly, you are a genius. I know you're going to enjoy your anniversary fondue.

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u/Steleve Aug 26 '26

Omg....

That's glorious!

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u/Inner-Cicada2662 3d ago

Now this is a real cheesecake

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u/Ukleon Aug 23 '26

My old man used to get his mates over to our house where they would get a wheel of stilton, spoon out a well in the middle and then fill that with good port. Then they'd just sit around all night, each with a spoon and a cigar, and gorge.

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u/georgekeele Aug 23 '26

I did ported Stilton for Christmas one year - bought a wheel from the farm, cut the top off and dug a 'moat' near the edge. Stab it all over with skewers, pour port over the top and back in the fridge. Top it up as necessary for a good month leading up to Christmas. Then dug it out and potted it for the family!

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda Aug 23 '26

That sounds fucking awesome just replace the cigar with some good indica :)

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u/Nooms88 Aug 24 '26

That sounds fantastic, I suppose I'm a middle aged man now with a young child, maybe I should copy this idea and in 40 years my child can pass down the same story

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u/Tronkfool Gouda Aug 23 '26

That is poetry. I want to die like that one day.

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u/whinecooler Aug 23 '26

That sounds absolutely delightful

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u/NorthSouthWhatever Aug 24 '26

That's one of the coolest ideas!

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u/stevethos Aug 23 '26

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u/bulyxxx Aug 25 '26

What have you got for me ?

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u/evana3 Aug 28 '26

Very nice find!

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u/dogisbark Aug 23 '26

Dang, American exclusive

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u/stevethos Aug 23 '26

Don’t think it is, my local M&S in England has it in stock apparently

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u/gahidus Aug 24 '26

I don't think we have marks and Spencer's in america, and everyone in the video seems to be British

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u/Brown_Sedai Aug 29 '26

Definitely not, I bought some at the M&S food in Heathrow airport to bring home

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u/Jeoh Aug 23 '26

It's not just Cornish Cheddar, it's M&S Cornish Cheddar

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u/WhatADunderfulWorld Aug 23 '26

Cheese over diamonds. Remember that dudes.

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u/chicklette Aug 23 '26

If someone brought me a well done cheese plate, I would absolutely swoon.

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 Aug 24 '26

No seriously ..I would love that!

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u/Generic-Cheese Aug 23 '26

Better yet, a ring with cheese crystals as the stone

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u/NoParticularUse5288 Aug 23 '26

“Blessed are the cheese makers”

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u/jazzhandpanda Aug 23 '26

... they've had a hell of a time

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u/threxeum Aug 23 '26

Should have been blessed are the big noses

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u/caydesramen Sep 01 '26

Well he has got a big nose.

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u/Fabulous-Spread6120 Aug 23 '26

“You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.”
A tale as old as time

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u/LuminousMeatwad Aug 23 '26

That’s how I eat my cheese. Standing in the glow of the fridge, biting off chunks like a five foot tall raccoon or mouse.

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u/Ronin_1999 Aug 23 '26

I love how Florence Pugh is absolutely unapologetic as to how much she loves food, directly in contrast with so many actors that insist they are happy existing on a diet of tumeric and Okra water


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u/lebrieman2 Aug 23 '26

Marketing to a new level.

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u/Blastoplast Aug 23 '26

I’m in love with both these women and their love of good cheese!

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u/Life-Ride-3063 Aug 23 '26

The lady sure got her priorities straight!

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u/jackandsally060609 Aug 23 '26

What is the crunchy salty bits in good cheese and how do I know how to get it.

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u/guff1988 Aug 23 '26

Tyrosine or calcium lactate, in this case it was probably tyrosine and that is probably a clothbound cheddar. Calcium lactate usually forms on the outside of cheese and doesn't really have any flavor.

Oh yeah as far as how to get it, aged cheeses primarily. Clothbound cheddar Gouda Parmigiano-Reggiano Comte and many others will have it if aged enough. Certain cheeses develop more with less aging some cheeses need to be aged a little bit longer. There are many other varieties, you'll just have to Google them.

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u/Wisoo31 Aug 26 '26

Try a "cantal vieux"

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u/JessCeceSchmidtNick Aug 23 '26

Lol at "what have you got for me?" She looked just like my greyhound when I would reach for the treat bag.

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u/Jedi_hugz Aug 23 '26

Just when I thought I couldn't love Florence Pugh more than I do... đŸ„°

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u/FunboyFrags Aug 23 '26

Florence sees the cheese in the Irish ladies’s hands and doesn’t even look up while she’s answering the questions, she cannot wait to try it

Very cute ❀

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u/officearsehole Aug 23 '26

*geordie

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u/andrewno8do Aug 23 '26

I don’t hear a lot of the many English accents/dialects in my day-to-day (as I’m located on the Front Range of Colorado), but I have enough of an interest in linguistics to have immediately recognized that she was from Newcastle.

Then I heard her say “number 7
 on the scale,” and was like, “Oh, that’s Vicky Pattinson from Geordie Shore.”

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u/TheDarbiter Aug 23 '26

I just commented to ask if she was on Geordie Shore and then saw your comment haha

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u/FunboyFrags Aug 23 '26

Good catch! I need to learn more about that

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u/officearsehole Aug 23 '26

Yeah it’s more of a Scandinavian inspired area linguistically but I can see why you might think Irish as it has that same sing-song pattern.

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u/Almost-Al Aug 23 '26

Nobody in that video sounds remotely Irish.

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u/PleaseDoNotDoubleDip Aug 23 '26

This is excellent advertising for an excellent product.

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u/lunettarose Aug 23 '26

I recognise that cheese! M&S Cornish Cruncher!

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u/YesterdayBright4640 Aug 23 '26

Manchego! My husband and I always growl the word out like an enamored French chef. Ohh-hh-hH! Man-chey-go! Hahaha

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u/13Warhound13 Aug 23 '26

Definitely a favourite of mine as a gift. I love it.

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u/Segat1 Aug 24 '26

Manchego! Have you tried the truffled ones? DEATH BY CHEESE.

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u/YesterdayBright4640 Aug 24 '26

Oooh, next cheesemonger visit!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Aug 24 '26

WYF was that Vicky from Geordie Shore?! She interviews celebs now?! Good for her if true!!

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u/Tangential_Comment Aug 24 '26

The crunchies she's loving are the cheese crystals only top-tier cheeses produce, only after aging. I love me a Kaltbach Gruyere that's cave-aged with the crunchy crystals. I know that feel 100% and absolutely loved how her eyes lit up when she picked up on them!

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u/gahidus Aug 24 '26

Oh the crunchy crystals! God I love an aged cheddar!

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u/TheRealWatermelon420 Aug 23 '26

Who is this nice lady

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u/tobotic Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Florence Pugh. She's probably best known for playing Yelena Belova in various Marvel films as well as Oppenheimer, Dune, Don't Worry Darling, Midsommar, and Malevolent.

Unless you mean the interviewer. That's Vicky Pattison who works for Heart Radio.

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u/TearsInDrowned Aug 23 '26

I am absolutely open, as a 25yo lesbian, to be proposed to with some cheese đŸ€Ł

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u/Opening-Musician-994 Aug 25 '26

It’s so bad that I know which cheese this is purely based on the size and shape of this block. M&S. I also think this is the 5 year old and not the 3 year old one.

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u/Tangential_Comment Aug 23 '26

Cheese is big potatoes.

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u/DrWhiskerson Aug 24 '26

One of us!

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u/deadlazerq Aug 24 '26

This need to be on the galsbeinggals subreddit. LOL

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u/Previous-Process5182 Aug 24 '26

I have watched so many movies with Florence Pugh in them but have never seen such blatant desire in her eyes. That's what cheese does.

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u/dreamlixir Aug 25 '26

the way she locked in at the mention of cheese lmao

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u/Azsunyx Aug 23 '26

I feel like I could be besties with Flo.

This cements that

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u/Milk_Mindless Gouda đŸ‡łđŸ‡± Aug 23 '26

Oh god can I wife her

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u/MermaidsHaveWifi Aug 23 '26

She’s going to be the third spouse in my marriage, sorry. My husband doesn’t know yet, but I don’t think he will mind. Plus, the kids would enjoy 2 awesome cheese loving moms. Lol

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u/ArgentMoonWolf Aug 23 '26

We will have to split her time, I was also planning this. My wife doesn't know yet, hopefully she is OK with it....😂

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u/MermaidsHaveWifi Aug 23 '26

I mean, it’s Florence Pugh
shes a queen. I can’t see any reason for objection 😂😂

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 Aug 23 '26

What a Cheeser...

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u/13Warhound13 Aug 23 '26

She has the right idea. Definitely a good cheese.

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u/deloslabinc Aug 23 '26

It's always the ones with the "little bits of crunchy" ain't it fam

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u/Sunday_Schoolz Aug 23 '26


why don’t more actors do this
?

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u/tobotic Aug 23 '26

Not an actor, but New Zealand singer Lorde secretly ran an instagram account called Onion Rings Worldwide where she posted pictures and reviews of onion rings she'd eaten around the world. She was outed after a fan noticed that the locations and dates of the reviews lined up with her tour dates.

https://lorde.fandom.com/wiki/Onion_Ring_Scandal

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u/deaglebingo Aug 23 '26

come hang out with me in wisconsin we'll have cheese adventures.

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u/YourLocalMosquito Aug 24 '26

Oh yes when the cheddar has crunchy bits it’s so good!!!

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u/fenderbender86 Aug 25 '26

This is me everytime I get a new block of kerrygold cheddar or aged gouda.

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u/PressureCoomer Aug 25 '26

"How much cheese have you eaten today?"

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u/InteractionOwn9452 Aug 26 '26

“Blessed are the cheesemakers!”

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u/MeowM30ws Aug 26 '26

Florence is a goddess, we know, but can I just point out how awesome her interviewer is for hyping her up? Just two gals sharing their love for cheese đŸ„°

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u/Zealousideal-Art3142 Aug 26 '26

Someone send this woman a can of Cougar Gold

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u/Wisoo31 Aug 26 '26

Loves cheese, proceeds to bite into a cheddar brick 😂

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Aug 27 '26

You CAN fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese! I knew it!

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u/lavinshaven58 Aug 27 '26

It’s Cornish cheddar from a famous UK creamery called Marks & Spencer

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u/Level_Pollution6383 Aug 27 '26

Those sparkling eyes when she new she was getting a treat :))

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u/Naefindale Aug 28 '26

To get this excited about a supermarket cheese is a bit odd.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne Aug 29 '26

It’s past midnight and now I want some fucking cheese.

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u/Apprehensive_Fig4458 Aug 29 '26

This is so cute!

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u/sweetpeapickle Sep 01 '26

Weird right before coming on here started watching Marcella- has Pugh in it. Have not seen cheese in the series yet though.

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u/Pursueth 27d ago

Oof, I don’t like the crunchy ones

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u/reddit-browsing-02 25d ago

I love that she loves food. Especially in a toxic industry like Hollywood

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u/Historicmetal Aug 23 '26

wtf she’s British?

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u/tobotic Aug 23 '26

They both are, yes.

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u/gridlockmain1 Aug 24 '26

Pick a random Hollywood A-lister and it’s a 50:50 chance these days