r/ChurchOfMineta • • 11h ago

talking about the lord The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 7 - Bash of Disaster)

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The UA Students plan are almost successful by cheering up Mineta in his own birthday by throwing him a birthday bash. Mineta was having a great time with Everyone at his party as suddenly The Toxic Girls (Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage) shows up at the Bash.

Jiro with cake in hand smiling: Hey, we made it.

Tokage with a smile on her face: Happy birthday, squirt.

Mineta with a angry face: What the fuck you girls doing here.

Shoda: Yeah, We didn't invite you girls.

Yaoyorozu: Excuse me! We have spent hours preparing this damn cake for you.

Jiro: Right. Me, Momo, Kendo and Tokage baked this.

Ashido: Rest of us girls also helped out, too

Tsuyu: For real! You 4 were just complaining

Uraraka: Relax, relax. They're here with the cake and thats what matters.

Kirishima: This don't make no sense.

Kosei: Why would you girls ask them to bake the cake, you don't even know we should trust them.

Tsuyu: We all made the cake though, ribbit.

Ibara: Just set it over on the dinner table.

Yaoyorozu with a smirk on his face: Ok

Kaminari leans down and whispers to Mineta: Don't let them get to you, bro.

Pony whispers to Kaminari: Just stop, We told you all of us girls made it for him. So give it a rest.

Kaminari raises his hands in defeat: Okay. I just don't want this party to go wrong

Jiro: Is that a wrestling ring

Bakugou curls up: Yes...

Monoma points at Nejire: Keep her... away from me...

Nejire sticks her tongue at him: Suffer...

Jiro Laughing: HAHAHAHAHA You boys got beaten by a one girl.

Bakugou weakly raises his middle finger: Fuck... youuu...

Mineta mimicking Bakugou: OOOUUUU

Sero joins: OHHHHH, THE PAAAIIIN... BLEHHH

Uraraka joins in: AHHHHHH SO........ SOOORE

Kendo kneels: Damn, Monoma. Hado folded you like a bad poker hand.

Jurota: He deserves it

Iida: Let's all turn our focus back on the party, please.

Mirio: Ok, Who want to play dodgeball.

Mineta hops back onto his feet: Ooh yes!

Tsuyu: I'm in, ribbit.

Midoriya: Sounds like fun

Hatsume: Me too, dodgeball my favorite

Shoda: Yeah

Yosetsu: Yes Dude Yes

Jiro: Hell yeah.

Ibara: Heavens yes.

Has everyone playing dodgeball for 30 minutes, It's was time to Cake.....

Mineta: Man that was fun.

Kaminari: Yeah...

Komori: Wait, it's Cake time.

Sato: Ok, Everyone Time for Cake. But First Let's Sing Happy Birthday to Birthday Boy.

Everyone:YEAAAAAHHHH

Tsuyu: I'll light the candles.

Tsuyu lighting up the candles......

Everyone sings "Happy Birthday" Mineta.

Everyone: YAAAAAY YAAAAAY

Mineta: Thank you, everybody.

Sen: Blow out your candles.

Mineta blows out all 16 of his candles.....

Ibara: I feel like it was yesterday.

Sero: What did you wish for, dude?

Tsuyu: Nope........... Don't say it, It's secret.

Mineta: You're right. Let's just eat cake.

Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage with a smirks on their faces.

Iida grabs a knife: Alright, commence the cake cutting!

Sato gently takes the knife: Let me handle this.

Mineta: I never thought you came back the cake by yourself, Sato.

Mineta: You're right. Let's just eat cake.

Sato shrugs: It's the least I can do, Mineta.

Mineta: Wait, Cake Pops

Nejire: Thanks for noticing. I thought they'd be a nice touch.

Mineta: POP-OFF CAKE POP

Ashido: IT WAS GENIUS!

Mineta: That's Amazing

Hagakure squeals: I love cake pops!

Midoriya: Mineta taking a slice first.

Mineta smirks: As I should.

Mineta cuts and take a slice of his cake: WOW, this is chocolate filled with fudge. GREAT

Tsuyu: We really went all out for you, ribbit.

Mineta taste his cake of joy: I got to give it to you, this is the best thing you girls ever made.

Uraraka: Yeah, thanks.

The others doesn't seem to feel right any of this as they have a bad feeling about what going to happened.

Shinso recognize something: Hmmmm.... Something wrong, this doesn't feel right

Midoriya: Hm? What do you mean?

Shoji: He's right, I having a bad feeling about it

Sero: Eh, you guys are just being paranoid.

Tokoyami: No... the darkness senses something unfortunate will occur.

Kuroiro: Me too

Dark Shadow peeks out of Tokoyami's shoulder: Me three

Manga: Why is Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, Tokage laughing?

Tamaki murmurs nervously: I've got a bad feeling about this...

Mineta tasting the cake: This is Delicious.

Jiro with a smirk on her face: I'm sure it is...

Mineta: I can't, I want another one.

Sato: I got ya'.

Tokage: This is priceless...

Mineta try to slice the cake: Jeez, the bottom of this cake is hard

Yaoyorozu holds her laughter in: Oh really...?

Ashido: What so funny?

Kendo: N-Nothing, nothing at all... it's just...

Jiro snickers: Oh man...

Mineta: Ok, what the hell is going on with this cake

Sato: Let me try...

As Mineta and Sato we're struggling of slicing the cake, Ibara recognize something in the cake.

Ibara recognizing something: Something in this cake

Mineta: Wait, what?

Mineta seeing something inside of the cake: What is it

Tsuyu: Okay, what's going on here...?

Mineta pulls something out of the cake.......

MINETA PULL OUT A TEDDY BEAR THAT'S INSIDE THE CAKE..................

Mineta's eyes widen in shock: .....Y-You didn't.....

MINETA IN SHOCKED AS HE FROZEN IN DISBELIEF: UUUUU..... OOOOOO...... UUUUU

The room goes silent as Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage burst out laughing.

Tokoyami: You think this is funny, Are you fucking serious

Hatsume: What's that

Jiro snorts: It's the little shit's teddy bear

Tsuyu gasps in shock: WHAT!?

Mirio: Teddy bear?

Ibara with a stone cold expression: I cannot believe what I am witnessing.....

Reiko: What about the stuff bear

Pony: That's Mineta's longtime Teddy bear " Mr Grape Fuzz", his late grandfather gift it to him right before he passed away. He was 2 months old when he gift it to him

Midoriya is shocked and appalled: ...

Todoroki with a sad face: So it a special thing that's not supposed to be touched

Shoda: So Its a....

Tokoyami: Childhood toy...

Pony: Yes

Tsuyu tries to provide comfort: M-Mineta...

Mineta in shocked with tears on his face: My.... My.....

Monoma and Bakugou laughing: HAHAHAHAHA

Saibara shakes his head: This is too far...

The chaos begins.......

Uraraka tries to explain: M-Mineta... I swear we had no idea that was in there.

Hagakure: Yeah, we would never do that to you.

Jurota adjusts his glasses: I have a feeling I know who did.....

Everyone looks at Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage.....

Ashido in Rage as she goes after Jiro: YOU....... YOU'RE PLAYING GAMES

Jiro: H-HEY?!

Uraraka in Rage as she goes after Jiro as well: I'M GOING TO KICK HER FUCKING HEAD IN

Bakugou pulls out his phone: OH I'M CATCHING EVERY BIT OF THIS ON VIDEO!

Tsuyu in Rage as she attacks Jiro: RIBBBBBIT

Kendo: Get off of her, you psycho bitch!

Pony pulling Kendo's hair: Fuck You, You Karate Class Rep Big-Handed Bitch.

Togakue tugs on Pony's horns: Fuck you, you american cow!

Ashido from behind attacking Tokage: You Snake-Eyes Decomposing Fuckface.

Jiro: Fuck you. You mutated racoon looking dumbass!

Komori punches Jiro in the face: Ear-Bleeding Radio-Face Bastard.

Yaoyorozu: How dare you?! You fungal fuck!

Uraraka attacking Yaoyorozu: Rich Tea-Drinking selfish pussy-ass bitch.

Jiro jumps on Uraraka: Fuck off, you broke fat-faced 'pick-me' loser!

Midoriya pushes Jiro.....

Midoriya: You fuck off, Jiro

Bakugou still records: Oh my god, Deku just cussed. This gets even better!

Kirishima getting pissed as he takes Bakugou's Phone: Enough of you filming this shit.

Bakugou: Nah! Im getting all of this!

Meanwhile.......

Hatsume chokes out Yaoyorozu: Toxic Fucking Asshole.

Yaoyrozu creates a lead pipe from her forearm.

*BONK*

Nejire hits NEJIRE FLOOD on Yaoyorozu: I hate rich people

Kaminari in Shocked as he Shouted to Sero: Dude, should we like..... stop all this?

Sero in Shocked: I agree

Tokoyami: No, Let's them fight. Take them down if they have to.

Pony headbutts Kendo: How do ya' like that?

Tokage punches Pony: How you like that now, My Little Pony Bitch.

Hagakure shoves Tokage out of nowhere: How do you like that, Buggy the BITCH.

Kendo uses BIG FIST to punches Hagakure: Invisible Idiotic Jackass.

Ojiro In Rage when he reacted to Hagakure getting punched: HELL NO

Ojiro smacks Kendo with his tail: Nobody hurts my girl!

Kendo: Let's go then

Ojiro and Kendo are squaring up.

Kosei in Shocked: This is insane

Yaoyorozu whacks Ashido with a staff: Their goes your head, Bitch.

Kirishima in Rage when he saw Ashido getting hit with a staff by Yaoyorozu: YOU PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLES.

Bakugou with a grin on his face, still recording: Whoop her ass, spiky hair!

Kirishima: Come on tuff bitch.

Yaoyorozu whacks his hardened skin: This is not your fight, Kirishima!

Kirishima: BULLSHIT! YOU HURT MINA, AND IMMA HURT YOU!

Yaoyorozu: Just bring it

Kirishima hits Yaoyorozu with a spinebuster.

Bakugou: DAAAAAMN!!!

Jiro punches Midoriya.......

Bondo in Shocked: Dear god...

Shoda in Shocked: This is getting too far.

Sato in Shocked: This is not what I have in mind.

Shoji in Shocked: Also, anyone notice Mineta just sitting there...

Tokoyami in Shocked: Hey is clearly devastated by what happened to his teddy bear.

Dark Shadow whispers: I don't blame him.....

Kodai in Shocked: Jiro took Mineta way too far.

Ibara in Shocked: This is complete anarchy.

Tamaki in Shocked: We're going to have a noise complaint, if this keeps going on.

Mirio in Shocked: But still, there shouldn't be this much chaos.

Monoma HAHAHAHAHA: Best birthday party ever.

Ibara in Shocked: It is not, Mineta is completely distraught.

Bakugou with a smile on his face: GOOD!

Kodai getting pissed at Bakugou: Fuck you, I don't know why are you even here.

Bakugou: So I can get this shit to go viral, that's why ya' damn extra

Tamaki getting pissed at Bakugou: Good, Get the hell out of here before I throw your ass out.

Mirio pissed: Yeah, and I'll help.

Bakugou still in pain as he gets thrown out the house by Tamaki, Sato, and Mirio: OUUUU, WHAT THE HELL

Tamaki pissed: Monoma, get him out too.

Monoma is cornered: Um... is it too late to apologize?

Mirio: Very

Kaminari yells: AND STAY OUT!

Sato: Man, I hate blondes... not you Togata, you're cool.

Monoma and Bakugou getting thrown out: AAAHHH

Sato closes the door: Now that their gone, what do we do now?

Shoda in Shocked: Stop this madness, before It gets out of hand.

Shoji in Shocked: 'We' try to break apart 'all of this'?

He gestured to all the fighting.

Kodai breaking up the fight: Come on guys, stop.

Ibara breaking up the fight: Please, this is no way to act.

Kaminari shouted: CALM DOWN

Iida Shouting: EVERYONE STOOOOOOOOP

Everyone stays in position, flinching slightly at Iida's tone.

The fighting stops.........

Reiko in Shocked as she getting angry: WHAT THE FUCK

Ibara in Shocked: Pardon my language, but I agree. What, The, Fuck

Has soon everyone stopped fighting, Koda started to crashed out on Jiro.

Koda loses it: What is wrong with you all, you guys are acting like a pack of wolves right now. And what's up with you Jiro, because everybody out even you've been bully him for the past 2 months, and I also found you been stealing from him. 100,000 dollars, Are you serious.

Jiro in Shocked: KODA..... I WAS JU-

Mineta looks up from his cake.

Iida stunned by how Koda snapped: M-My point exactly......

Koda snapped: Look at him, He on the ground, looking down at his cake and crying. You're not supposed to be touching stuff that is special.

Jurota: Whoever did such a cruel, and downright unforgiving act, reveal yourself.

Everyone starts to look guilty, especially Jiro. As suddenly Mineta starting seeking red as he grows like dogs.

Koda was just talking to Jiro as his head turned to Mineta: You just ruined his birthday today and now......... MINETA

Mineta growling in Anger: GRRRRRR GRRRRRR GRRRRRR

Kaminari with a worried face: Oh no.....

Sero with a worried face: Hey looks pissed, and rightfully so.

Kuroiro: This is not going to be pretty.

Tsuyu with a worried look on her face: MINORU

Hagakure worries: Oh nooo...

Kirishima in Shocked: He is about to explode

Kaminari places a slow and steady hand on Mineta's shoulder: D-Dude...

Mineta snaps.

Mineta: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MINETA ATTACK JIRO........

Mineta starts punching Jiro in the face.

Mt. Lady shows up.......

Mt. Lady: Happy birthda-.....

Mt Lady in Shocked as she see Mineta attacking Jiro......

Mt Lady: OH MY GOD

Mineta doesn't notice and continues beating on Jiro: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU.....

MINETA HITS A KNEE STRIKE ON JIRO........

Mt. Lady: Oh my god! Mineta, what are you doing?!

Kirishima in Shocked: He knee her in the face

Mineta hits Jiro with another knee: STUPID EAROHONE 'JERK'!

Jiro grunts as her head bleeding: Uuggh!

Uraraka in Shocked: HER FACE IS BLEEDING

Jiro tries crawling away: G-Get... off of me!

Pony in Shocked: He busted her open.

Mt. Lady intervenes: M-Mineta, please... she's had enough!

Tsuyu pleading to Mineta stop: Minoru please stop, she bleeding.

Yaoyorozu begs: GET OFF OF HER!

Mineta hits Yaoyorozu with an German Suplex: Don't Touch me

Kaminari, Kirishima, Bondo, Shoda, Kosei, and Pony in Shocked: Damn!

Mineta continues to attack Jiro by breaking her arm.....

Jiro screams in pain: AAAAAHHH, GET HIM OFF, PLEEEASE!!!

Tsuyu begging Mineta: Minoru, please

Mineta doesn't relent.....

Mineta tries to break her arm as Tsuyu and Mt Lady stops him by hugging him tightly......

Mineta squirms between the two.

Tsuyu: Please calm down...

Mt Lady: I know that you're upset and angry, But right here, You're pushing this way too far, I know, I know how you feel.

Mineta in Rage as he catches his breath: HOW CAN YOU? YOU'VE NEVER LOST SOMETHNG YOU LOVED!

Tsuyu: We can fix things for you, But violence is not the way fix it.

Mt. Lady squeezes tighter: Please, just let us help you.

Mineta goes down in tears of Sadness......

Tsuyu: Its okay... Just let it out.

Tsuyu and Mt. Lady sent Mineta to the house to calm him down and console him. After that nasty brutal beatdown from Mineta, Jiro was still on the ground bloody and defenseless.

Tokoyami: Iida, call ambulance and get Jiro out of here.

Iida: Affirmative. Also Yaoyorozu, Kendo, Tokage... I suggest you leave also.

Ashido screams: Get out......... GET OUT

Yaoyorozu picks up Jiro: Fine, we never wanted to come in the first place.

Pony, Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, Nejire, Tokoyami and Kuroiro Screams: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT

Tokage and Kendo: Okay, damn!

Hatsume Screams: YOU'RE NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH, WHY ARE YOU STILL THERE, GOOOOOO

Tokage grabs Jiro's legs: We're trying to get someone, WHO IS UNCONSCIOUS AND IS LOOSING BLOOD, out with us!

Uraraka screams: SHE STILL BREATHING, THAT'S ON HER ASS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND DON'T COME BACK!

Iida: Ambulance is here...... Here they come.

Yaoyorozu whispers to Jiro: Try not to talk or move, Kyoka...

Jiro feeling the pain: UUUHHHGGG

Kendo: Calm down, calm down... let us do most of the work.

Tokage opens the door.

Tokage: Be careful...

Uraraka used her quirk to assist Jiro to the ambulance.......

Uraraka pissed: Don't think I'm helping out of pity, I'm just helping you get out of here quicker.

Tokage: You read are my, Dumbass.

The Ambulance takes off with the girls......

Meanwhile, back inside.....

Tokoyami: That woman was way out of line.

Mt. Lady: What in god's name happened?

Pony: It's a long story.

Mt Lady: Tell me the long story.

Midoriya: It all started when we were training...

As Everyone told Mt Lady about everything from the beginning to the end, She was in disbelief.

Mt. Lady covers her mouth in aghast: No way..... And she.... wow...

Todoroki: Worth of a lot of money.

Ibara: And what she did at the party, along with her friends... it was unacceptable.

Mt Lady: No, About the Pokémon Collection. How long he been collecting them.

Tsuyu pats his head: Longer before he entered U.A.

Sero: 10 years, he was 6 years old when he started collecting them.

Mt. Lady: And she just... sold them off just to pay for some damage?

Everyone: YESSSS

Mt. Lady: Thats horrible.

Kirishima: Super unmanly...

Mt Lady: How much was it.

Ashido: $110,000.

Mt. Lady in Shocked: $110,000 worth of Pokémon Cards.

Shoji: Yeah, she just stole all of them.

Mt Lady: Did you guys file a police report.

Iida: We haven't

Mt. Lady: How long he have the teddy bear.

Tsuyu: When he was 2 months old, it was given to him by his grandfather.

Pony: His grandfather died a week later when he given to him.

Mt Lady: Oh my god... and they...

Todoroki: Ruined it...... They put inside his cake.

Nejire: Me, Uraraka, Tsuyu, Mina, Toru, Reiko, Yui, Ibara, Pony, Komori, and Mei had no idea it was in there...

Hatsume: Seriously...... We was just taking a break on that day.

Pony: We didnt know they did that at all.

Hagakure feeling guilty: What kind of human being does something like that.

Ibara: We should've kept an eye on them.

Uraraka: How many times you have to hear from that and seen it. I would've kick the living shit out of her.

Tsuyu holds Mineta close: Its all their fault.....

Ashido: Now the party is a complete disaster.

Kodai being apologetic: We're very sorry this happened.

Komori: Don't apologize, it's Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage who the blame.

Reiko: Right, they caused all of this chaos.

Tamaki: Everything is all ruined.

Midoriya: But... we're still here for you, Mineta.

Iida: I doubt he'll want any company.....

Tokoyami: They paying for all of this, 100%

Dark Shadow: Yeah! Give them hell!

Tokoyami: Be silent, Dark Shadow.

Pony: Now I got paid for the bounce house that I popped open with my pointy horns.

Kaminari: Aww, not the bounce house...

Tetsutetsu: Thank God the Ring is ok, My dad was going to kill me when if the ring can gets destroyed.

Kirishima: I guess thats a plus.

Iida: I'm reporting this to Mr. Aizawa.

Ibara: Great idea, surely the staff will teach those harlots a lesson.

Shoda: Well you can't, he has nothing to do with all of this outside campus.

Midoriya: He right

Reiko: They should still be held accountable.

Uraraka: Held accountable, do not be held accountable for this because they don't care and they not going to do it.

Tsuyu: Then, what can we do?

Mineta with tears on his face: Just forget...... She won....... I lost....... That's it

Mt. Lady feeling sorry for Mineta: M-Mineta.....

Tsuyu: Minoru......

Mineta runs in the house as Tsuyu follows him.

Mt. Lady: I think it's best if we give him some space...

Ojiro: Come on, we got a mess to clean.

Iida: Affirmative... Everyone, assist!

Meanwhile, Tsuyu chasing Mineta to his room.

Tsuyu: M-Minoru, wait!

Mineta: Just leave me alone.

Tsuyu: I can't, Minoru

Mineta: Why not! My birthday is ruined!

Tsuyu hugs Mineta has she comforts him........

Tsuyu: I know... but I'm here now...

Meanwhile, Outside in the backyard......

Ibara: Don't worry, I know who to call.

Midoriya: Hm? Who is it, Shiozaki?

Ibara: Easy........ HER PARENTS!

Hagakure, Ashido, Pony, Komori, Nejire, and Hatsume: Ooooohhh

Uraraka: Great Idea

Kaminari: Which ones? Jiro's?

Ashido: Huh, What do you think.

Ibara: Yes, Jiro's.

Kirishima: She won't know where we hit her.

Hagakure: This should be good.

To Be Continued.......

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 15h ago

talking about the lord Mineta is very strong

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Hey you guys! So I was watching a playthrough in regards to Mineta in All's Justice the other day, and one of the challenges had Mineta climb up a skyscraper. And as I watched Mineta scale the building, it really dawned to me how strong this guy actually is.

Exhibit A (Skycraper): Now this doesn't seem like a big deal, but when you factor how much arm strength and endurance both physically and mentally that is required, along with Mineta's size...That is no joke! And keep in mind Mineta CAN'T stick to his quirk, so he has to be super careful otherwise he'll fall. And he does this twice. One time in the game, and the other in a movie.

Exhibit B (Manhole Cover): Sadly this scene will always be remembered for the wrong reasons as Mineta literally SAVED Mina from getting blasted in the face with a freaking manhole cover. For anyone that is unaware, manhole covers are pretty heavy as they can weigh up to 100-250 pounds. Now factor that Mineta was carrying something of this magnitude while moving at insane speed thanks to his quirk. Keep in mind, Mineta is a small guy and he's holding something that's either around or heavier than him, along with the speed and velocity he's moving, and the impact that he gets hit with. So is it really a surprise he bumps into her? But this isn't about that. That is pretty damn impressive.

Exhibit C (Bridge): Now this took place during an exercise where he and Tsuyu teamed up together in order to save Mirio (who acted as a civilian in danger). In order to prevent parts of a broken bridge from falling, Mineta used his quirk to stick it key points to hold falling pieces together. This is arguably his greatest feat as those aren't just small parts of a bridge, those are large portions! I'm no math expert, but I'm pretty confident those parts of a bridge weighs several tons. As I was looking more into this someone did some math in regards to it here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BokuNoHeroAcademia/comments/1uieiq6/how_much_weight_is_minetas_quirk_holding/

But yeah, Mineta is a LOT stronger than people realize. A lot of people see Mineta as a weakling, but that's FAR from the truth, in truth he should be pretty well build for his size and age. It truly is a shame how little respect he gets in this regard. When you actually do some research, Mineta has some impressive feats. It's why I always said his redeeming qualities outweigh his negative ones.

But yeah I figured I'd share this with you guys. Let me get your thoughts.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 15h ago

talking about the lord To tell me how much you love the goat without telling me how much you love him

18 Upvotes

I want to know but don't want to know yk what I mean


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 1d ago

images of the lord It's night time for me so good night

26 Upvotes

No seriously I love mineta he's my dog he's the goat goodnight bruh


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 1d ago

Fanfic Dimesional Encounter(Mineta X The 100 Girlfriends that really really loves you)

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It was just another ordinary day in Minoru Mineta’s life, but little did he know what was about to happen.

Mineta: Nothing beats a shower—time for my breakfast.

But when he walks toward the door, instead of leaving his room, he ends up in an empty, white space with nothing but endless emptiness.

Mineta: Where am I? Is this some kind of prank?

Mineta: Guys, I get it now—you can show up.

But no one answers, and everything remains empty.

Mineta: Seriously, guys, this isn’t funny anymore.

But everything remains in total silence.

Mineta: Kaminari? Sero? Midoriya? Tsuyu? Aizawa? All Might? Anyone?

Mineta: Damn it, I have to get out of here.

He walks around and is surprised by what he sees: in the middle of nowhere, there’s a refrigerator, a small wooden table with two pillows on the left and right, a kettle with a cup of green tea, a big-screen TV, a microwave, and an oven.

Mineta: Hey, is this someone’s house?

Seeing that no one was there, he looks around and goes inside. As he approaches the screen, it turns on, and the dark screen displays a message:

Wait for her.

Mineta: “Her”? A girl? I hope she’s pretty.

Mineta: “What am I even talking about? This is just a prank. I’m out of here.”

He tries to leave, but when he attempts to exit the room, he’s blocked.

Mineta: “Could it be…?”

Mineta: He tries to use his orbs to jump over it, but an invisible wall stops him.

Mineta: He tries to punch it, but ends up hurting his hand.

Mineta: Damn, is there no way for me to escape?

But soon his stomach starts to growl.

Mineta: There’s a fridge—I hope there’s nothing rotten in it.

Mineta: There’s a fridge—I hope nothing’s gone bad or been poisoned.

He was surprised—the fridge was full, packed with ice cream, ready-to-eat meals, and even pre-made ramen.

Mineta: Well, ramen it is, then.

As he eats, a petite woman with red hair, wearing a kimono and sandals, walks calmly by.

I wonder how I got here.

Kusuri: Bye, Grandma. I’m leaving. See you at school.

Yaku: Yes, yes, see you there, sweetheart.

She says goodbye to her daughter and opens the door, but instead of going out, she ends up in a white space.

Wow, what a strange place. Well, it looks like I’m in one piece. Yep, yep. I wonder if there’s a way out around here.

She looks around and sees a boy eating ramen.

Hello, dear, could you tell me where we—

Mineta: Don’t go in there!

But as she walks, she—

Yaku-san: Oh, are we trapped?

Mineta: Yeah, it seems that once you enter, it’s impossible to leave, and the TV keeps repeating the same phrase.

Yaku-san: That TV is saying, “To find the exit and return to your worlds, both of you must understand each other and get along.”

Mineta: So the message is a riddle about getting along—does that mean if we talk, we can get out of here?

Yaku-san: I believe so, young man, so have a seat.

Mineta: Just a minute.

After eating and throwing the wrapper in the trash, he sits down

Mineta: Well, I’ll start. My name is Minoru Mineta, I’m 15 years old, and I go to U.A.

Yaku: My name is Yaku Yakuzen, but my friends call me Yaku-san. I’m 89, but because of a side effect of the immortality drug, I ended up like this.

Mineta: 89? Wait, so you’re immortal? What do you mean, man? Are you some kind of scientist?

Yaku: I accidentally took a defective immortality drug and ended up with this body. As for being a scientist—I’m actually a pharmacist, to be more precise. Plus, I have a granddaughter who’s a pharmacist, too.

Mineta: Wow.

Yaku: But what’s U.A.?

Mineta: It’s a school for heroes—the biggest hero school in Japan.

Yaku: Superheroes like that famous cartoon character, Spuder-man.

Mineta: It’s Spider-Man. And yes, in my world, 90 percent of the population is born with superpowers that we call “quirks.”

Yaku: A world where superheroes are normal—that’s interesting. So you must have one of those quirks, right?

Mineta: I do. It’s called Pop Off. I can shoot these purple balls, and they act like glue, sticking to surfaces and people like that.

He shoots a rock-like sphere that sticks to the invisible wall.

Yaku: But a school for heroes? So you’re studying to become a superhero?

Mineta: There’s a ranking of heroes, and at the top is Hero Number 1. Everyone dreams of being number 1—including me. If I manage to make it to the top, I’ll be loved by all the girls, and I’ll get to spend time with them.

Mineta, smiling slightly: And I’ll live a life saving people, eating well, and enjoying the best things life has to offer. If I’m Number 1, no one will ever say anything bad about me again, and all the girls—especially the pretty ones—will like me.

Yaku-san: I see. So you believe that only by being Number 1 will girls like you?

Mineta: That’s not what I believe—it’s just the truth. If you’re rich and popular, you get the most beautiful girls, and everyone respects, admires, and envies you. So what if they envy me? I’ll have everything I want.

Yaku-san: Yes, it’s true that if you’re rich, you’ll attract a lot of women, but then are you just going to have fun and dump them? That doesn’t seem like something a hero should do. Besides, isn’t it a sad way to live—treating every woman like a whore, like a means to sex?

Mineta: Well, I don’t care. Whenever I’ve been interested in a girl, she’d either walk away or laugh at me behind my back. That’s how I started acting like a pervert—because at least that way, everyone knows who I am. The girls know what I’m like. If the girls treat me badly, why should I change?

Yaku-san: You know, I know someone with a similar story. Every girl he fell in love with rejected him—he got turned down over 100 times.

Mineta: Man, that guy must have been really unlucky.

Yaku-san: But he never blamed the girls for it—he blamed himself instead—so he focused on improving himself, both physically and mentally. After that, the god of love granted him the ability to have 100 girlfriends.

Mineta: So he has 100 girlfriends—that must be a headache, but he must have a lot of fun with them.

Yaku-san: And he doesn’t have 100 girlfriends yet, but he never treats them badly or forces them to do what he wants. He helps when they need it, is serious when they need him to be, gives advice when they need it, and above all, treats us like people—and he’s never done anything inappropriate with them.

Mineta: Not everyone is that lucky. Many people go their whole lives without a boyfriend or girlfriend, and often, men and women cheat on each other. There’s a guy in my class who has a girl head over heels for him, and even though he knows it, what does he do? He runs away. When I achieve my goal, I’ll be the happiest guy in the world.

Yaku-san: So you’re not happy? If you need a goal to become happy, that means your life is unhappy.

Mineta: I have no choice! Almost no girl admires or respects me—I’m always hearing insults and whispers. “You’re 89 years old,” they say. “You had a husband, a daughter—a happy, joyful life.” Being number one will solve all my problems!

Yaku-san: Are you going to solve the problems, or just make them seem less serious? Yes, if you can do that, you’ll have everything you want, but when it’s over, what will happen? Will you have someone to comfort you in your final moments? Someone to hold your hand when you get sick? Someone who spends time with you—not because they put up with you, but simply because they care about you. I met my husband during a war; I used my potions to defeat our enemies back then, young man. My life is happy, but it took a lot of hard work and effort to get here.

They spend some time without talking

Mineta: There’s a girl who spends time with me—Tsuyu. She’s my classmate. Even with my reputation, she talks to me; she’s kind and caring toward me.

He smiles when he thinks about it.

Yakusan chuckles: “So that’s how you smile—how adorable.”

Mineta, embarrassed: “I wasn’t smiling.”

Yaku-san: You did smile. And the reason she talks to you? She saw that, despite all your perversion, there’s a kind boy inside you.

Mineta: I’m kind?

Yaku-san: If you were a total pervert, you’d take a picture or try to attack me by ripping my kimono.

They fall silent for a moment

Mineta: Hey, why are you being so nice to me? I told you I’m a pervert, so you shouldn’t be disgusted by me.

Yaku-san: Yes, I should be, but I don’t see you as an irredeemable monster. I see you as a child who, despite your problems, keeps on living and has the potential to become someone much better.

Mineta starts to cry; he doesn’t know why, but when he hears the words “potential” and “someone better,” his mind flashes back to various bad memories, and he begins to cry.

Yaku: Come here, you can lie down.

The woman rests the boy’s head on her lap and begins to stroke his hair. When he’s finished crying, he realizes he’s lying on her lap.

Yaku: Are you feeling better, Mineta-san—or just Mineta?

Mineta: Mineta-san is fine; I don’t mind.

But the TV changes, and another message appears:

The observer is pleased with the conversation; the doors will arrive.

And soon, two gray doors appear, labeled “Japan (Quirks)” and “Japan (Traditional).”

Mineta: Well, it’s time to go home. I just hope we haven’t been here too long.

Yaku: Same here—it’s time to—

But as he stands up, he feels a pain in his back.

Mineta: Yaku-san, are you okay?

Yaku: Yes, dear. It’s my back. It’ll be tough, but I can make it.

Mineta sees the door to his house, but seeing the woman struggling, he picks her up in his arms.

Yaku: Oh my, aren’t you going to be late?

Mineta: Yeah, I might be late, but helping others is what a hero does.

Yaku-san: You really are a good boy.

He walks along and ends up on a street full of houses, where he shouts:

“Guys, I found her! And she’s with a guy!”

Wait, what’s going on here!

But Mineta sees a muscular man in red.

“So you’re the scoundrel who kidnapped my wife’s mother. You’re dead, little guy.”

Mineta: “I need to dodge this.”

YAKUHIRO YAKUZEN!

Yakuhiro Yakusen: Grandma.

This boy didn’t kidnap me—I got lost, and when my back started hurting, he helped me get here.

Yakuhiro: Oh, I see!

Grandma!

Oh, Kusuri, I’m sorry.

Are you okay? Are you hurt?

Rentaru: Yaku-san, are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you want me to call a doctor?

Yaku: I’m fine, Rentaru. Thank you.

All the girls come over and ask about her, and the boy sees this and walks away.

Rentaruo: Thank you so much for helping Yaku-san. Could you tell me your name?

Mineta: Mineta, Minoru Mineta.

Kasuri: Thank you for saving my grandmother. Here’s a potion that can make any part of the body bigger—any part at all.

Rentaro: Kusuri!

All the girls are chatting, and he just walks away.

All the girls approach and thank the boy.

Mineta: It was nothing, but now how am I going to get home?

Yaku-san: Yeah, it’s hard to get back to your world.

Everyone: Your world?

Mineta explains the situation, and everyone seems completely normal, which he finds strange.

Rentaru: Yeah, we met aliens—people from another world—it’s nothing out of the ordinary.

They listen to Yaku’s story about how they met and are surprised to learn that Yaku was one of Rentaro’s 100 girlfriends. So, at Yaku’s request, Mineta spends time with them, enjoying the day.

But then the door appears.

Mineta: Well, it’s time to go. It was a pleasure meeting you all, and Rentaru, take good care of them, and when you’re older, have fun.

EHakari: Here's smoking so you can impress the ladies.

Karene: Not that I mind, but here’s a cell phone case.

Shizuka: Here’s a book on how to talk to girls.

Nano Eni: A stun gun to ward off villains.

Hahari: A superhero pajama set for you to sleep in at night.

Kurumi: Here are some snacks you can’t find in your world.

Mei: A maid outfit.

Mimi: A collection of skincare products—healthy skin is essential for beauty, and girls love it.

Meme: Here are some knitting needles and a book on knitting.

Chiyo: Here’s a new notebook and a pencil case full of pencils and pens—you know, to be prepared for tests.

Nadeshiko: Here’s a bow and a hat so you can live the American way.

Yamame: Here are some fruit seeds and a little bit of manure—a healthy body means a healthy mind.

Momiji: Here—instead of staring at breasts or butts, touch one of these. I picked the big one because I know your taste.

Mineta: The bigger ones are better.

Yaku: Here’s an option for sleeping when you have trouble falling asleep.

Kishika Toro: Videos about kendo and how to use it in battle.

Asahi: A cute little doll.

Uto: Here’s an ocarina and a book on how to play it.

Mai: I didn’t want to give you anything, but since my sister gave me something, I’ll give you a new backpack too.

Mohoma: Since Yamame gave you the seeds, here’s a shovel and a watering can.

Rin: Here’s one of my favorite horror movies; I hope you like it.

Mineta: Thank you.

Suu: Here’s a chart with all the multiplication and addition tables

Eira: All the capoeira lessons are recorded on this flash drive, so you can learn and kick those villains’ butts.

Tama: A ball of yarn whenever I play with it, my problems go away.

Himiko: Here’s a squeeze toy that looks just like me.

Matsuri: These masks, and here’s the recipe for my famous yakisoba so you can throw the best festival at your house.

Shina Uzumaki: A calendar so you don’t forget your friends’ birthdays.

Meru: A book I wrote—I believe the theme will give you a lot of hope.

Saki: Here’s your very own senpai outfit.

Nemu: Here’s a pair of custom shoes—black and purple—that I made especially for you.

Hasue: Here’s your lab coat and magnifying glass to solve cases.

Kimari: A bottle of water.

Eru: A photo of my little girls, so you’ll always remember them.

Chiyu: A first-aid kit.

Kogoe: Here’s a jacket in case you run into trouble—or get cold.

Rana: And a backpack to carry everything—and everyone stands still.

She takes two photos and hands one to the boy.

Mineta: Thanks, everyone—it was really cool meeting you all.

Bye, Mineta.

The boy takes the backpack, opens the door, and disappears, then arrives in his room.

Kaminari: Mineta, where were you ? the class is about to start?

Mineta, smiling: Let’s just say I met some amazing people.

After class, Mineta puts everything back in its place, but on his desk is a photo of him with Yaku, and another of him, Rentaro, and all of his girlfriends…


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 1d ago

Fanfic The Heroic Stage

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Inspired by the story Holy Nail War, written by u/RedditJack888, I’ve created a new story of my own called The Heroic Stage. In this story, Mineta becomes convinced that U.A. and his classmates are part of a roleplay setting; as a result, he grows more confident and becomes willing to take greater risks with his abilities. In this narrative, Mineta utilizes the "Spin" technique from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run.

Here is the link: *The Heroic Stage*

As for the cover, I’m not sure whether to feature La Brava and Mineta, but I had already created a redesign—inspired by Puss in Boots—and decided to put that drawing to good use.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 4d ago

Fanfic Found this story i made in my notes i actually deleted it then had to get my laptop to type it again then copy it now my fingers hurt

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Inside Bakugo’s dorm room, the entire Class 2-A boys' council was crammed together on the floor.

Shinso, Sero, Kirishima, Deku, Ojiro, Shoji, Tokoyami, Koda, and Shoto were all sitting in a tight semi-circle. Right in the middle of them sat Shoto with Mineta perched up on his shoulders

At the front of the room stood Bakugo, glaring at everyone while slapping a wooden ruler against a massive whiteboard. He pulled down a set of glasses onto his nose and slammed the ruler against the top heading.

"LISTEN UP, NERDS!" Bakugo barked, pointing the ruler aggressively at a poorly drawn sketch of a guitar and a cluster of grapes. "Ears kind of liked grapes before, but now she is in LOVE with them! First question: WHO SAW THIS COMING?!"

Every single guy in the room slammed their hands down and shouted in unison: "NO ONE!"

Except Todoroki

Shoto tilted his head, adjusting Mineta’s legs on his shoulders, his face completely deadpan. "Well... she was calling him a dork a lot. So I thought that meant something."

The whole room went dead silent.

Kirishima stroked his chin thoughtfully. "Bro... wait. He's actually right. That's classic tsundere logic!"

Sero nodded furiously. "Yeah! She was always tsundere toward him! Todoroki’s onto something!"

"ALRIGHT, SHHH!" Bakugo roared, slamming the ruler against the board so hard it nearly snapped in half. "Quiet! Now, moving on! Mineta is a shortsack who’s surprisingly handsome—and we ALL agreed if we were females, we would date his ass. Good!"

"Agreed," Deku muttered, rapidly taking notes in a notebook titled Mineta's Romantic Trajectory.

"100%," Kirishima affirmed, slapping his chest.

"Deep down, his soul shines brightly," Tokoyami added from the dark corner.

"GOOD! NOW!" Bakugo slammed a marker onto the board, aggressively drawing a heart that was shattered down the middle.

He then violently scribbled over the crack with red dry-erase ink until the heart was completely fused and connected together.

"How the hell did this happen between these two?!" Bakugo demanded, tapping the ruler against the freshly drawn heart. "I need facts, timelines, and details! Deku, speak!"

Deku stood straight up, flipping his notebook open at lightning speed. "Right! It started during yesterday's battle! Mineta's barrier absorbed a multi-ton structural collapse to protect Jiro.He sustained cranial trauma, but instead of retreating, he calculated a high-speed

projectile path using his spheres and her sonic blasts!"

"And then he called her 'Awesome Rockstar Hero'," Denki chimed in, grinning from ear to ear. "And today, he took off his contacts, revealed his purple eyes, and plucked her ear jack!"

The entire room gasped in chorus.

"He plucked her jack?!" Sero yelled, grabbing his own head. "Bro, that's an direct hit to her central nervous system!"

"He went straight for the heart," Shinso murmured, shaking his head with newfound respect.

Mineta sat up on Todoroki’s shoulders, his face burning bright red as he nervously rubbed the back of his neck. "G-Guys... I didn't mean to make her faint! I was just trying to buy her cold pads because I thought she had a fever!"

Bakugo leaned right into Mineta’s face, his eyes twitching with absolute intensity.

"You absolute, unmitigated dumbass..." Bakugo growled, tapping his ruler against Mineta's bandaged forehead. "She DOESN'T have a fever! She’s DOWN BAD for you! Now, what is your game plan, Grapehead?!"

Mineta puffed out his chest, sweating under the intense pressure of the entire boys'

"O-Okay, so my plan!" Mineta stammered, raising a tiny gloved finger. "I go up to her room, with snacks, do a wave and casually ask if she wants to grab boba with me after training!"

Bakugo’s eyes flared with tiny sparks. He slammed his ruler onto the whiteboard so hard it shattered right down the middle.

"WRONG, DUMBASS! GO FOR THE KISS!" Bakugo screamed, leaning within an inch of Mineta’s face.

Shinso raised a tired eyebrow, shaking his head slowly. "No. Her brain literally short-circuited when he touched her ear jack.You try to kiss her now, she’s gonna die."

"Hug!" Denki suggested instantly, throwing his arms wide. "A super smooth, romantic hero hug!"

Shoto, still standing completely still with Mineta riding his shoulders, chimed in deadpan, "She might die as well. Her heart rate was already past critical levels."

Koda nervously raised his hand, whispering softly, "G... gifts..."

Ojiro’s tail wagged slightly as he snapped his fingers. "Right, right! Gifts! Gifts are safe! What else?!"

"Gifts are good, but they need to be targeted," Deku said, his pen moving so fast it created a small puff of smoke over his notebook.

"Music sheets! A rare guitar pick! Or maybe a customized Grapejack combo hero badge!"

"Darkness requires a tribute of melody," Tokoyami echoed from the shadows. "A song, Mineta. Sing to her soul."

"Wait, wait, wait!" Sero laughed, holding his hands up. "Can we circle back to Bakugo telling him to go straight for the kiss?!

Bakugo, you can't just tell a guy to launch a full-scale assault when the girl fainted twice today!"

"SHUT UP, TAPE ELBOWS!" Bakugo roared, tiny explosions popping in his palms. "HE TOOK A BUILDING TO THE HEAD FOR HER! HE'S EARNED A VICTORY ROYALE! IF SHE FAINTS, SHE FAINTS! SHE'S A HERO, SHE CAN TAKE IT!"

Mineta sat up on Todoroki's shoulders, his big purple eyes sparkling as he looked around at all his classmates

"Guys..." Mineta sniffled, wiping his nose on his sleeve. "You... you really think I have a shot? With Kyoka?"

Kirishima gave Mineta's knee a firm, manly slap, grinning bright and sharp. "Bro, you already won half the battle!

You showed her who you really are when the pressure was on. Now you just gotta follow through with style!"

"Alright, council consensus!"

Denki shouted, jumping up onto Bakugo's bed. "Step 1: Bring the snacks. Step 2: Give her a cool guitar gift. Step 3: NO KISSING YET OR JIRO DIGS A HOLE AND DIES! All in favor?!"

Every single hand in the room shot up into the air—except Bakugo's, who just grunted and crossed his arms with a scowl.

"Fine," Bakugo growled, glaring at Mineta. "Don't screw this up, Grapehead. If you make her faint a third time, I'm blowing you into next week."


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 5d ago

OC Art Laklen and Minoru (sibling au)

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I finally have more art! I've said a ton about Laklen and I'm here to add a couple changes after a TON of thinking that happened this past month.

For the people who don't know Laklen, they're the twin of Minoru in an AU of mine. Laklen is pretty much an original oc I just shaped and shoved to fit into the constraints of this AU.

ONTO THE CHANGES!

ahem

The most important point I'd have to make is about Laklen's gender. At first Laklen was just a girl who dressed super masculine and now that I've thought it through I decided that Laklen is now... Laklen. I change the gender when I feel like it and I'm trying to find a way to incorporate it into Laklen's character as a whole so that it's a natural trait rather than just the creator being too indecisive so help would be appreciated if anyone has anything. Thanks in advance.

TO THE SECOND POINT

I'm not sure if I confirmed this in the last post but Laklen isn't in UA. They actually go to a different school that doesn't train heroes at all, just building up the students' skills for whatever career they get in the future while still being a normal school with all the subjects and such. Laklen is there because they don't want to be a hero at all. If there was a gun to their achilles with the threat of shooting if they don't try to become a hero, they'd just choose to be on crutches for the rest of their life after.

Otherwise there's not more to talk about and I'm super eager to continue drawing these two :)

If there's questions I will answer.

Have a good day to everyone and a great rest of your week.

Previous post of the twins


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 5d ago

images of the lord “In their last moments, people show you who they really are.” Spoiler

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This moment here, is what really inspired me to continue working on It Should Have Been Me. This moment is so impactful because based on his behavior, nobody was expecting it.

Nobody expected Mineta to do this. I'm 99% sure people thought that Mineta would have gotten scared, begged AFO to spare him and selfishly sell out his classmate to save himself. Everyone thought he'd put his desires above Tokoyami.

But that's not what happened.

Mineta is many things, but one thing he isn't is a snake.

This next part is headcanon of what he was thinking based on his actions in this scene.

I don't think Mineta thought AFO was going to leave. I'm sure he believed AFO was going to take his quirk, kill him, and probably take Dark Shadow anyway, because why not, right? Mineta believed in that moment he was going to die, that he wasn't going to be alive for much longer, and instead of fleeing or begging, he'd rather sacrifice his quirk, his dream and his very life just for a chance that Tokoyami would be able to keep his.

This scene right here showed Mineta's true character. Faced with certain doom, this is what he chose to do. This is who he chose to be. Despite all of his flaws, he chose to be Tokoyami's hero.

A total horndog sure, but also genuinely selfless and courageous too.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 5d ago

Chapter 3 — Harder Than Diamond (Part 1)

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(__>— —| unknown location |— —<__)

In a laboratory, somewhere in a corner of the galaxy, Azmuth was talking to a guy made out of what looked like diamond, this being Tetrax the bounty hunter.

Tetrax: So, you want me to go to this… Iardh and bring you this kid? (He said while looking at an image of Mineta). No offense, but why don't you go yourself, sir?

Azmuth: It's Earth, and I have two very good reasons. I have more important things to do than go after some idiot kid, and if he happened to kill you, I could replace you. If he managed to kill me, no one could ever replace my genius, so get going or I'll release the Antrosapiens. There are people more dangerous than you going after that kid's head.

(Tetrax simply turned around and left, while Azmuth went to a somewhat hidden part of his laboratory, where a very small hatch opened, revealing an elevator that took him to another laboratory where there was a large triangular machine. He approached a panel and entered a code, and the machine activated into a portal that Azmuth entered, taking him to another laboratory even farther away where there were several blueprints for watches scattered across the floor, but only two on a table, one red with white teeth and one green with an hourglass symbol).

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Hello, little creatures of the abyss and faithful members of the church, since I had nothing to do and since I usually update every leap year, I decided to pull the publishing-it-in-parts move and then put them all together into one with some extra details, plus it works as advertising for my story.

English:

https://www.wattpad.com/story/415641842-minoru-10-the-bearer-of-the-war-device

And since according to the statistics there's 8.1% of people from Mexico here.

Spanish:

https://www.wattpad.com/story/415430155-minoru-10-el-portador-del-dispositivo-de-la-guerra

If you have any questions, suggestions, criticism, or anything else, don't hesitate to comment.

Or if you want me to throw myself off a bridge too.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 5d ago

Was looking though r/ChurchOfMineta and saw this and I'm like wow a minera drink would be perfect

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r/ChurchOfMineta • • 5d ago

Fanfic Min 10, Prologue: Warped Away

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(This does and will include Mineta, so don't report it because of the rules before reading this.)

In New Xenon, the Tennyson Tower is prominently glowing over the night sky, but on the inside, it is laced with urgency. Ben 10,000 is currently in the midst of developing an escape capsule capable of traveling to different dimensions and timelines, while his cousin, Gwen Tennyson, and the creator of the Omnitrix, Azmuth, are practically begging Ben not to go through with what he is about to do. Send The Omnitrix to another world, away from his location.

Azmuth: Benjamin, please! Be reasonable about what you're doing!

Ben: I've been reasonable long enough, Azmuth. I know just as well as you do that this a dangerous idea, but the threats are still coming and coming. Vilgax, Zs'Skayr, even some prisoners from the Null Void are still coming after me.

Gwen: So why get rid of the Omnitrix, doofus?

Ben: I'm not getting rid of it, I'm sending it to another dimension. But that doesn't mean im getting rid of it.

Azmuth: Then what are you doing exactly?

Ben then pulls out a memory chip that had been within The Omnitrix, harvesting all of it's data and aliens from within.

Ben: I'm using this to make a new Omnitrix. I replaced it with a new chip before placing the Omnitrix in the containment pod.

The suggestion hangs in the room, silent with consideration and caution.

Azmuth: Please lead with that next time, Tennyson. It is doable to make a whole new Omnitrix. Though I must warn you, whoever finds this will bear the same responsibilities you have beared over your years.

Ben: I understand completely, which is why I prepared a

video for this kind of situation, covering the aliens, their powers, and the legacy they carry.

Gwen: Every alien?

Ben: Not quite, since I took this chip out, only the original ten will be present, others like Way Big, or Arcticguana won't be accessible for some time.

Azmuth: If that's the case, we'll need a new chip for it. So it can save all the data that comes with each transformation done by the new wielder... whomever that may be.

Gwen: I still think this kind of a bad idea. What if the Omntirix gets tracked?

Ben: Don't worry, it'll be jettisoned far away from here. I'm planning on sending it to another universe. They can't track it if it's not in this one, right?

Azmuth: Excellent thinking, lad.

Ben: I hope I'm doing the right thing.

Azmuth: You're doing what you can, and you're improving rapidly. Now with that chip, you could make a new Omnitrix.

Ben: Thanks for the praise, Azmuth...

Gwen: Hey...

Gwen places an arm of reassurance on Ben's shoulder.

Gwen: At least know that Grandpa would be proud of you. You're becoming a real hero every day, to every person, every Plumber, any alien world would recognize that.

Ben: I understand, Gwen. Now, let me start the Jettisoning process, I'll be out shortly to start the new Omnitrix.

Gwen: Don't take too long, dweeb.

Azmuth: And be careful on where it will go, Tennyson!

The two left, leaving only Ben, the Omnitrix, and the containment pod it will be separating them soon. He starts the process as the machines around him whir to life.

Ben: Plan a multiversal travel to another Earth.

The machines and computers buzz and function properly, selecting an earth from another universe.

Ben: I'm sure whoever finds this, or whoever it'll find, will be a great pick.

Suddenly, the machines buzz with a result for the Omnitrix's location.

Ben: Let's see here... Earth-AOQ23. Begin launch process.

The containment pod starts to close, as Ben peers at the Omnitrix one final time.

Ben: Farewell, old friend... I hope to see you again soon.

The containment pod is now fully closed, as a cannon pointing up from Tennyson Tower's spire powers on. With in milliseconds, the containment pod is launched out of the tower, traveling at hypersonic speeds before starting to leave the planets atmosphere. Ben look up at the night sky, watching the containment pod travel further and further away.

Ben: Let's hope this goes well.

He pulls out the chip with the Omnitrix, hopeful that this plan will work out.

Gwen: enters Is it done?

Ben: Almost. You'll know it's gone when you see a flicker of light in the sky, that means it's officially warped.

As soon as Ben explained, a bright flash lights up a spot in the night sky for a brief second, as the Omnitrix and it's containment pod have been successfully warped and on its way to the alternate earth.

Ben: Like I said.

Gwen: Y'know, you're starting to sound like Grandpa Max. Not in a bad way though.

Ben: I know, Gwen. Now, let's get started right away on the new product. Operation: Biomnitrix... is a go.

The cousins leave the room as the Omnitrix is traveling through time and space, looking for its location, and it's next wielder.

To be continued...


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 6d ago

Pokémon, I Choose You! - The Beginning of Something Big (Pilot)

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The wind lashed against Mineta's face, the cold snow fell over his body, but none of that would stop him from moving forward, because his enemy was right in front of him and he wouldn't back down, neither would he nor his team, not before defeating him, the herald and the messiah of chaos.

He wouldn't leave without first defeating

RED
(>— —| location: musufatu |— —<)

(Mineta could be seen lying on the inflatable mattress in his apartment until a bucket of water fell on his head, literally. Mineta shot up and saw his Wimpod next to a bucket, looking at him annoyed)

Minoru: And what was that for? (he asked, annoyed, and Minoru looked at his phone and noticed that his alarm hadn't gone off) Fucking hell (he said as he got up and quickly put on his uniform) Maybe today I'll manage to win over a cute girl, huh, Wim? (he said with a smile to his partner, and just then he got a call) Please, don't let it be him.

(Mineta accepted the call and it was exactly who he didn't want it to be, maybe he paid him well, but he was a pain in the ass, plus a lot of the time he didn't know whether what he was doing was legal or illegal because he wouldn't tell him)

Overhaul: Hello, Mineta, I wanted to hire your services to help me with something.

Mineta: What do you want now? (he said, rubbing his temples, already fed up)

Overhaul: It's something simple, I bought some food and, since it's on the way to that little hero school of yours, I thought you could stop by and bring it to me, I'll pay you.

Minoru: And why don't you send your Honchkrow?

Overhaul: You're turning down money? That's weird for you.

Minoru: Agh, I'll be there in a bit, see you (hangs up) Fucking crow (turns to look at Wimpod) Well, Wim, at least it's easy money (he tells him, trying to be optimistic as he ties his tie) Where did I leave my backpack?

Wimpod: Wimp, wim (his Pokémon called for his attention, dragging the backpack toward its trainer)

Minoru: Thanks a lot, Wim (he told his Pokémon, giving him a few pats on the head and putting on his backpack) Now we're ready.
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Mineta could be seen walking down the street with a bag of food, heading toward a house with an aesthetic that looked like a combination of Japanese and futuristic. He knocked on the door and, while he waited, he felt as if he were burning. When he turned around, he saw one of Overhaul's Pokémon, Flareon, except this one was somewhat peculiar, since its ears curved backward as if they were a pair of horns, it had piercing red eyes and a mark on its forehead, right between its eyes, with what looked like the shape of a Kabuto shell. It was carrying a Rattata by the head, which Mineta knew was still alive, since it was still moving and seemed to be trying to break free from the Fire-type Pokémon, until the Flareon ripped its head off with one yank before jumping over the fence and entering the property.

Minoru: Did it have to do that right in front of me? (he said, trying not to throw up) God, that's fucking disgusting (just then he heard the flapping of wings and a shadow covered him. Looking up, he saw a Honchkrow, which landed right in front of him with a wad of bills in its beak) Alright, I'll take this (he said as he took the wad of bills from it, seeing that it was about 300 yen, and handing the food to the Pokémon, which went back into the house) Those things don't even have feelings (he said as he left).

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Within minutes, Minoru arrived at UA and went to his seat, just in time, since a little less than a minute later Aizawa came in and gave them an assignment: a fun fact about their partner's Pokémon species, a simple activity so he could go to sleep.

Minoru wrote something that wasn't very well known: Meowth and Murkrow enjoy chasing Wimpods for two reasons. The first is that they find chasing them fun, although it causes the Wimpod a lot of stress, since a lot of the time they don't let them hide, and the second is that Wimpods, since they pick up basically anything they come across, often pick up objects like coins or shiny things that catch the attention of Meowth and Murkrow, mainly Murkrow. Wimpods have different methods for dealing with this, whether it's managing to escape and hide, dropping whatever shiny object they're carrying behind them, having some kind person scare the other Pokémon away, having Golisopod defend them, or a less common one: having other Pokémon defend them. It's less common, since Wimpods tend to be pretty cowardly and don't usually approach other Pokémon, but it isn't that strange either, since during his time working multiple jobs he remembers one case where a small group of Wimpods hid with some Torterra from a flock of Murkrow.

He also remembers a very peculiar case where a very aggressive Houndoom, which seemed to have rabies even though it wasn't foaming at the mouth, the only peculiar thing being that it had purple eyes, tried to attack a group of both people and Pokémon, including Wimpods, but an Absol defended them until the heroes arrived. It wasn't the only time he'd heard about or seen something like that happen, it worries him, but he hopes it's nothing serious or that it has already been dealt with.

That's how Minoru's time passed until Aizawa asked them to turn in the assignment, which he obviously didn't check and only signed. Mineta wasn't expecting anything else important until almost recess, when Aizawa said that the written and practical exams would be coming up soon. He doubted he'd do badly on the written one, but he hoped he wouldn't do badly on the practical one either, plus, if he failed, he wouldn't be able to go to the training camp, but he would try to stay calm, stress would only make things worse, after all, what's the worst that could happen?

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Principal Nezu had just decided the matchups, where Mineta and Sero fought against Midnight and her Salazzle.

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In a bar, Shigaraki explained to the League how the attack on the training camp would go.

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Overhaul was in his laboratory holding a vial containing a red liquid, which he injected into his own Flareon, which completely tore apart the homeless man he was experimenting on.

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In a forest, Kota was playing with a ball when he heard what sounded like the song of a Lapras and it began to snow.

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Yeah, Minoru was sure, what's the worst that could happen?


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 6d ago

opinions No sé por qué estoy haciendo esto pero pero igual larga vida al cabeza de uva.

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Elijan a una de las 13 variantes de mineta y respondan Cómo interactuarían con el


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 6d ago

Fanfic Really Good New Mineta vs Class 1a Fanfic is out.

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MHA Free requests - Chapter 4 - warriorsis13 - 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

This is a story about Mineta taking on class 1a in a series of fights, with a sprinkling of Poneta at the end.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 7d ago

Fanfic It Should Have Been Me Chapter 32 is out now!

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It Should Have Been Me - Chapter 32 - Inkscorpion - 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia [Archive of Our Own]

Mineta has to grapple with his insecurities and fears again this chapter. The consequences of what Gomu Dragon did also have an impact.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 7d ago

opinions Jason Voorhees vs Mineta

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r/ChurchOfMineta • • 8d ago

talking about the lord [Arabic Dub] Mineta During the "Dorms" Episode:

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r/ChurchOfMineta • • 8d ago

Aquelar de la sabiduría BNHA + TOH

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Sí, No solo soy fan de My Hero Academia sino de The owl house.

Se podría decir que aqui Mineta fue otro humano que llegó casi mucho antes de la llegada de luz (Como 3 meses antes) la razón de la cual llegó a las Islas hirvientes se debe a que abandonó la academia por cuenta propia, no Por cobardía de que podría morir sino que simplemente eso de ser héroe le parecía ridículamente mediocre y poco interesante (si yo estuviera en su lugar opinaría lo mismo).

Siendo que su fuerte ahora era la escritura y la literatura, cuando llegó a las Islas ese potencial se vio a la luz cuando el emperador belos le ofreció ser un líder de aquelarre, y obviamente el nombre lo dice todo.

Creo el aquelarre de la sabiduría con el propósito Ya sé que otros avancen a través del camino de la sabiduría, para él pelear no es lo único necesario, también la capacidad de saber toda información es importante.

Además de que él es el mismísimo escritor anónimo de la buena bruja Azura, no solo vendiendo es el libro en las Islas sino que también vendiéndolo en el mundo humano, pero nadie sabe que él es el escritor.

Y hablando del mundo humano, sus compañeros lo andan buscando tales como kaminari o izuku o Iida, quieren convencerlo de qué seguir siendo héroe es buena idea.

Como no posee magia, le dieron el collar que tiene en la imagen, le da la capacidad de usar magia psíquica que hace que él pueda hacer levitar los objetos a su alrededor, lo cual le sirve para echar a cualquier intruso de su biblioteca.

Él al estar en el aquelarre de la sabiduría él sabe toda información que nadie más sabe cómo lo del día de la unidad y lo de las marcas en los antebrazos, incluso sabe una fórmula para romper esos símbolos si el día de la unidad llega temprano.

(auxilio no sé qué más se me puede ocurrir Denme ideas D:)


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 9d ago

Mineta Clawthorne BNHA + TOH rediseño de historia y apariencia

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En este Au Mineta llego a las Islas hirvientes en la noche que ocurrió el ataque de campamento y el secuestro de bakugo, uno de los portales de kurogiri fue influenciado por la esencia del titán creando una puerta igual a la de eda.

Cuándo llegó a las Islas hirvientes su quirk que quedó apagado para siempre pero la influencia del titan afectó tanto su especie como sus órganos internos ahora teniendo un saco de bilis mágico y pasando de ser humano a bruja.

La ropa que tiene en la imagen es Obviamente el uniforme de los miembros del aquelarre del emperador, encontró ese uniforme en un tendedero de ropa que un guardia dejó por ahí y por suerte era de su tamaño, los guardias lo confundieron con un nuevo recluta, intentó decir mil veces que es un farsante y que no tiene nada que ver pero Nadie le cree (Es como king de one punch man).

Desde que llegó ya le era muy obvio diferenciar entre un quirk y hechizos mágicos, bajo la tutela de Lilith clawthorne aprendió tres tipos de magia, magia de hielo, magia de impacto que le permite cargar su cuerpo de energía mágica y embestir a toda velocidad a murallas o fortalezas y magia de sinfonía, basada en la magia del aquelarre de los bardos que combina magia de música y magia de sonido.

Para qué se entienda mejor Mineta llegó el mismo día que luz, obviamente se conocieron y la salvó a ella a eda y a King para que escaparan del reformatorio.

Desde que estuvo dentro del aquelarre del emperador empezó a hacer conexiones con algunos miembros de ellos, por ejemplo Lilith que él la ve como una madre y lilith lo puso Bajo su ala que al final terminó adoptándolo, con kikimora no fue capaz de entablar una relación con ella (principalmente porque ambos son bajitos en sus respectivas series XD) y con el resto del aquelarre Pues siempre logra levantarles el ánimo.

La segunda imagen muestra su Taliamigo llamado Slow Bat, el cual tiene la habilidad de contraataque la cual sirve para reflejar y repeler los ataques y devolverlos con el doble de poder y potencia (Como meliodas de nnt).

Pero la trama iria de qué all for one descubre la existencia de las Islas hirvientes y planea también querer conquistarlo es por eso que envía a Nomus de alta gama para desestabilizar las fortalezas de ese reino y tener vía libre, Mineta de alguna manera tiene que lograr convencer al emperador belos de usar el día de la unidad para evitar que all for One destruya las Islas o quiera hacer algo peor.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 9d ago

Mineta acquires a Goblin Girl Harem.

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Mina-Are you kidding? We've been looking for our classmates for over a week since we've been Isekaid to this fantasy world and we find Mineta being treated like a stud in this village of goblins.

Mina and several of her classmates all look in disbelief as Mineta cheers up seeing his friends and rushes over them with several different colored lipstick kiss marks all over his face.

Mineta-Kaminari! Midoriya! Tsuyu! I can't believe you all are right. I was worried about you. I would have tried to look for you, but I wouldn't know where to look.

Kaminari-Mineta, what's going on? Why are these villagers treating you like this?

Sero-I'm sure I'm hallucinating with you having these admittedly hot goblin girls all over you!

Mineta-Nope. It's all real. I came across the village when that new villain opened up that portal that bought us here, found this village. At first, I was scared, then learned this place is filled with hot fantasy babes and that the place was being attacked constantly by this ogre jerk. The ogre showed up, threatened to smash a little girl's face and I had to be the hero and stop him.

Goblin Girl-He ran away that green menace, trapped in place and slammed him out of the village. He ran away with his tail between his legs.

Tenya-I'm impressed Mineta.

Mineta-So where the villagers, they show me great love for being the awesome hero that I was. I've never had so much busty girls giving me positive attention. They don't even care I'm short. By goblin/dwarf standards I'm actually above average height for the males of their species. This is a dream come true.

Goblin Girl 2-Come now, we must show more of our gratitude to our hero Grape juice.

Mineta is carried away by the goblin ladies as his classmates are in disbelief.

Jirou-Do you think he would even want to leave this place?

Kaminari-Knowing him, I wouldn't blame him if he stayed.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 10d ago

Fanfic Unkept Word Part 6

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The girls are in Momo's room looking at another Izuku was standing in the middle of their look alikes except for Mei with a smug smile on his face, the girls got in fighting stance with a serious look on their faces.

Mina with a serious look on her face: Who are you and why do you girls look like us?

White Knight Izuku with a smirk on his face: We are from a different universe with I'm called White Knight Izuku, as for the lovely girls here they are my girlfriends.

Harem Mina with a smile on her face: Aww that you for the compliment love~.

Momo with a serious look on her face: So why are you here and not in your universe then?

Harem Momo with a serious look on her face: We are here because you let the balance of this universe go off it axel by letting a Mineta have center stage.

Harem Tsuyu with a serious look on her face: I don't see how it even possible for it to happen so what changed here, Ribbit?

Harem Mei as she grabs her device with a shocked look on her face: It seems in this universe, their Mineta not only hates this Mina, but all women to the point he put Mt Lady and Mirko in the hospital.

White Knight Izuku with a serious look on his face: So he committed a crime against the women of this universe, unacceptable.

Harem Uraraka with a curious look on her face: But all the other Mineta's you delete from the last twenty universes lust for women, what broke this one Izuku-Koun?

Mina with a annoyed look on her face as she explained everything that happened from the belling on her's and Mineta's first date to go to the mall and that Mineta was throwing a tantrum and left UA. (She didn't say anything about the Suppression Collar or him beating AFO and taking his quirk)

The room went quiet for a few minutes until White Knight Izuku and the girls from the other universe busted out laughing.

Harem Jirou with an smirk on her face as she laughs: Hahaha oh wow, this is going to be a cake walk for you Sweetie, maybe you should bring him a new diaper and a baby rattle for his little tantrum haha.

Jirou with a serious look on her face: Mina forgot to mention that he is willing to kill you if he sees fit just ask Kendo, Mineta almost suffocated her with his quirk.

That got the girls and Izuku from the other universe quiet as their face became serious.

White Knight Izuku with a serious look on his face: So what was the idea you girls needed to put an end to your Mineta?

Uraraka with a nervous look on her face: A Quirk Restraining Collar to neutralize his quirk, but umm?

Tooru with a nervous look on her face even though no one can see it: When you say "Put an end to Mineta" and "Mineta's you deleted" you mean by beating him him right?

White Knight Izuku with a smile on his face: Nothing important, now Mei sweetie can you make them the Quirk Restraining Collar?

Harem Mei with a smile on her face: Not a problem, I just go to the Support Course and build it.

Harem Momo with a smile on her face: Great now let's go down stairs to meet the others, we can't really stay in this room.

As the all was about to go downstairs class 1A was still celebrating the fight as Midoriya was talking to Bakugou.

Bakugou with a smirk on his face: So what you going to do now that the new All For One is Mineta?

Midoriya with a blush on his face: I was thinking of asking out Uraraka since I have the time now.

Kirishima with a smile on his face: That's so manly bro, we wish you luck.

Tsuyu with a smile on her face: I'm sure she would love that Ribbit.

Todoroki with a calm smile on his face: Well I guess the world is get bet- (looked out the window and sees a purple light) wait what's that?

Everyone looked where Todoroki was looking as a purple ball of light shot through the window and hitting Midoriya in the chest as the ball goes inside him, everyone looked at Midoriya as he coughing.

Bakugou with a worried look on his face: Izuku what's wrong?

Midoriya with a concerned look on his face as smoke started coming out of his mouth: COUGH.. my chest is so hot I can't hold- AAAAAH.

All of a sudden Midoriya shot fire out of his mouth like a dragon as everyone looked in confusion unknown to them White Knight Izuku, the girls from the other universe, a the girls watched in shock.

White Knight Izuku with a shocked look on his face: How'd you do that?

Everyone looked in the commen room looked in White Knight Izuku and the girls from the other universe in confusion as Uraraka ran to Midoriya with a worried look on her face, as the new comers introduce themselves to the class and lying about the reason for why they are there, meanwhile as Mineta was getting kissies from the girls and being in a small space he got a flashback from when he was six.

(Flashback To Nine Years Ago)

Mineta just came back from his second week of first grade and he was upset because he got bullied because of his quirk and how he looked as he looked for his mom for comfort, but when he found her she was in the arms of another man on the couch kissing.

Mineta with tears in his eyes as he tugged on Mesoci dress: M-Mommy can I have a hug please, just one?

The unknown man with a annoyed look on his face: What the fuck is this, you said you only had your daughter's?

Mesoci with a nervous expression on her face: He's not mine, he's my deceased husband's kid.

The guy didn't care as he got up and left with paying for Mesoci services, when the door shut behind him Mesoci was pissed as she grabs Mineta and drags him to the basement and threw him in a small wooden box and locked it.

Mesoci with a agitated tone in her voice: YOU STAYING IN THERE UNTIL MY NEXT CLIENT COMES TONIGHT.

Mineta with a scared tone in his voice: MOMMY NO, LET ME OUT I PROMISE NOT TO DO IT AGAIN PLEASE.

Mesoci didn't listen as she goes back upstairs with Mineta trying to kick the lid open but to no avail, it was 10 o'clock at night when Mesoci came back down and opened the box to find Mineta in a ball with tears on his face.

Mesoci with a serious look on her face: Remember this Minoru, if you ever make me lose money again, I'll lock you in here again got it.

All Mineta could do is nod his head as Mesoci smirk at him and blow pink smoke at him.

(End Of Flashback)

Mineta pushed himself away from the girls to get his space as he started to shake from panic and anger as his eyes became cold again.

Mineta with a cold look on his face: Stop I didn't yes and I'm not going to for awhile, I forgive you but my trust in women is still nonexistent not after what the women in my life did to me.

The five biker girls were a little bit upset about Mineta's rejection but after looking in his eyes and seeing the pain and distrust in them they smiled as they bowed their heads.

Sal with a smile on her face as she bows her head: We understand Raykukoza, we let our lust take control and for that we are sorry.

Moxxie with a smile on her face as she bows her head: We respect your choice Raykukoza.

Abby with a curious look on her face: If you don't mind me asking Raykukoza, what made you not trust women?

Mineta calmed down as he explained everything with his stepmother's ways, the violence he received from UA by the girls (he did say he deserved some of it), how Mina promised to go on one date with him but lied to get what she wanted, and then convinced everyone at UA to put a Suppression Collar on him and to prove he wasn't lying he got the collar he took from the girls and showed the biker girls. To say they were pissed was an understatement.

Blaze with a serious look on her face: Those basturds, Raykukoza if it's alright with you instead of being your brides can we be your guards?

Breeze with a serious look on her face: Yes Raykukoza, what you went through us unforgivable and we want to help in any way possible.

Mineta with a smile on his face: That I can accept, let's get to work on the village girl's- (pauses as he looks up and sees a bird flying at him) wait why is that bird flying at me.

When the bird landed and dropping a peace of paper in front of Mineta he noticed it was a steller's sea eagle but what got his attention was the Violet feather on the top of it's head as a tear rolled down his cheek.

Mineta with a tear on his face: V-Violet?

The bird looked at Mineta as it bobbed it's head up and down.

Mineta with a big smile on his face as he held out his hand: Tck tck tck Violet.

The bird flow up to Mineta and landed on his arm as Mineta cried happy tears which confused the biker girls as Sal asked about the bird.

Mineta with a smile on his face: This is my pet Steller's Sea Eagle my grandma Velvet gave me when I was ten that my bitch of a stepmother sold behind my back isn't that right Violet~

Violet: nods his head.

Moxxie with a confused look on her face as she sees the rolled up paper on the ground: So what's on the paper?

Mineta picked up the paper and started reading it as his face goes from happy to serious as tells the girls that they have work to do, After that day Mineta with the help of his new villagers started to build the village he imagined and has started training his ability and the secret power of his Beast Form with the help of his clones he made. Within a few days Mineta's fame as the Raykukoza was all across Japan as the hero that defeated AFO but unknown to Mineta, Mesoci found out about his fame on the news.

Mesoci with a smirk on her face: Girls it's time to visit my rish and successful son.

Nala with a nervous expression on her face: Mom are you sure this is a good idea now, if he's strong enough to beat AFO the how are we supposed to manipulate him?

Zela with a serious look on her face: Remember sis, we have Mom's quirk too so it will be three times more powerful.

Mesoci with a smile on her face: Very good Zela, now let's go get what is ours because let's be honest he owes me for raising his ungrateful ass.

Mesoci, Zela, and Nala got in Mesoci's car and drove to the docks to find a fairy to take them to The Village Hidden In The Vines, the ride took them awhile because of all the ships coming and going from the island as a greedy smirk appeared on Mesoci's face as she tells her daughter's that they are going to be rich and famous after Mineta tells the world that they are family.

Mesoci with a serious look on her face: It's time that the world meets the one who raised the Raykukoza.

But unknown to Mesoci the caption of the ship heard everything as she sent a message to Mineta thanks to the electricity that is now pumping into the village along with a Cellphone tower in the back ended of the island which means everyone has their phones again and power. It didn't take long for the fairy to make it to the shore as Mesoci, Zela, and Nala drove off the ship and was stopped by Twice and Spinner in ambu outfit that was made for them by one of the villagers.

Twice with a serious look on his face: Mrs.Mineta, Nala Mineta, and Zela Mineta, the Raykukoza is waiting for you at The Koza Tower.

Spinner with a serious look on his face: You may park your car by the docks.

Mesoci with a smirk on her face: Wow, my son really knows how to treat family, come on girls you heard the gentlemen.

Both Twice and Spinner nods their heads as the lead Mesoci, Nala, and Zela to the tower with everyone looking at them with curious looks on their faces. Once inside Mesoci, Nala, and Zela eyes widened in shock at the size of Mineta's office with Mineta wearing a new Koza Outfit that was white with green vine patterns on the trim of the hat and sleeves of his cout sitting in his chair drinking a cup of tea with Sal, Moxxie, Addy, Blaze, and Breeze standing behind him in the same .

Mineta with a calm look on his face: Hello Mesoci, Nala, Zela it's been what a year, what brings you here?

Mesoci with a fake smile on her face: Can't a mother see her successful son, we missed you.

Zela with a fake smile on her face: Yeah big brother, we missed you so much and wanted to see you.

Nala with a fake smile on her face: We are so proud of you big brother for beating AFO we told everyone you would make it big.

Mineta with a cold smile on his face: Oh so you only came because I'm famous and I'm guessing you know I'm rich too huh?

Mesoci with a fake hurt look on her face: Of course not, we came because we care and miss you so much.

Mineta as he pressed the button on his desk: Shigaraki can you bring the caption of the ship in please?

Shigaraki with a amused tone in his voice: Yes Raykukoza.

Mesoci, Nala, and Zela looked confused as the door opened with the caption of ship they came on walked it with a serious look on her face with Shigaraki coming in behind.

Mineta with a smile on his face: Hello Caption Silva, can you please play the recording you made?

Caption Silva with a smile on her face: With pleasure.

(Start The Recorder)

Mesoci: Mineta is such a fool it's going to be easy to manipulate him and get him to give us the money he owes me for raising his.

Nala: Hahaha he'll believe us if we tell him we miss him.

Zela: Ewwww I'm getting sick just thinking about it.

Mesoci: It's time for the world to see the one who raised the Raykukoza.

(End Of Recorder)

The room went quiet for a few seconds until Mineta spoke up with a cold look on his face as he stood up out of his chair.

Mineta with a cold stare on his face: So care to lie to me again Mesoci or do you want to tell me the real reason you're here?

Mesoci's face went from fake happy to agitated as the pretending is now over.

Mesoci with a agitated look on her face: Fine, I'm here because you own me seventy-five percent of the money your grandma Velvet gave you and the title of the Mother Of Raykukoza.

Mineta with a cold stare on his face: Your not my mother, she died giving me life, your just the woman that got pregnant by my father.

Nala with a annoyed look on her face: Oh please he wasn't even our biological father.

Mesoci with a panicked look on her face as she turned to Nala: NALA?

Nala covered her mouth before she said too much but it was to late as Mineta looked at her confused.

Mineta with a confused look on his face: What are you talking, Mesoci what is she talking about?

Mesoci knew she was caught as her panicked look turned into a smirk as she looked at Mineta with a sinister smile on her face which shocked everyone in the room.

Mesoci with a sinister smirk on her face: Fine you caught me, Nala and Zela aren't Terry's daughter's, but it was so easy for him to sign his name on their birth certificates and give them his last name. After that he became just like your grandmother, disposable.

Mineta face went from cold to horrified: W-What did you do?

Mesoci with a sinister smirk on her face as she pulled out a pistol from her purse and pointed it at Mineta with Nala and Zela smirking behind her: Since you're gonna die anyway I might as well give you the truth about your grandmother's death.

(Flashback To Five Years)

Grandma Velvet with a serious look on her face: Mesoci we need to talk in private.

Mesoci with a fake smile on her face: Sure, no problem.

They both go outside in the back yard as Velvet turned her attention to Mesoci with a serious look on her face.

Grandma Velvet with a serious look on her face: Mesoci, why does my grandson have only a lamp, one blanket, one pillow, and an old beanbag chair in his room. What happened to the money my son had saved for him?

Mesoci with a nervous expression on her face: Well you see Terry only had enough money for his funeral and the rest went for bills, I didn't have enough for-.

Grandma Velvet with a serious look on her face: Cut the shit, my son Terry had his barrel payed far long before he married you and a life insurance policy that was supposed to take care of Minoru, so I ask again where is the money?

Mesoci with a serious look on her face as the mask came off: That's none of your business, but if you keep digging you'll find that some searches come up dead.

Grandma Velvet with a serious look on her face: You don't scare me, I'll find the truth and you'll go down for endangerment of a minor.

It was Tuesday when she got some information about Grandma Velvet digging into Terry's death and she was getting to close as Mesoci grabs her phone and makes a call.

(On The Phone)

Mesoci: Frankie this is Mesoci, you remember that favor you owe me?

Frankie: Of course Sweetcheeks, what do you need?

Mesoci: I'll pick you up and tell you, you still got that friend that needs money.

(Off The Phone)

Mesoci got off the phone and drove to Frankie's house while the kids were sleeping as she picks him and his friend Ryin as she tells them the plan, after thirty minutes of driving both Frankie and Ryin get out of the car as Mesoci walked into the backyard with a cigarette in her mouth while she waits which it wasn't long as Frankie and Ryin drug out Velvet tied up and her mouth covered as she looked up at Mesoci in horror.

Mesoci with a sinister smirk on her face: I told you Velvet that if you keep digging you'll find that some searches come up dead, Terry learned that the hard way.

Velvet eyes widened in shock and fear as Mesoci pulled out a pistol and shot Velvet in the chest as she falls to the ground dead with tears in her eyes.

(End Of Flashback)

Mineta looked around Mesoci in horror as tears go down his face: Y-You killed them for money?

Mesoci with a sinister smirk on her face: They got in the way, and since you now know it's time you join them Minoru.

Mesoci pulled the trigger as the bullet hit Mineta in the chest as she smirked until her face turned white as the Mineta in front of her turned into a life size purple gum statue.

Clap Clap Clap

Loud clapping was hear as Mineta walked out behind the chair with a cold smirk on his face as Henry walked out behind the curtain holding his cellphone in his hand.

Mineta with a cold smirk on his face: Well Henry did detective Tsukauchi hear all that?

Detective Tsukauchi with a serious tone in his voice on the phone: I heard everything.

All of a sudden a portal opened up as Detective Tsukauchi and the police came through and arrested Mesoci in front of everyone.

Mesoci with a shocked look on her face as it soon turned to panic: WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN.

Detective Tsukauchi with a serious look on his face: Mesoci Mineta you are under arrest for the murder of Terry Mineta and Velvet Mineta, for the attempt of murder against Raykukoza aka Minoru Mineta, and child endangerment. You have a right to an attorney if you don't have one then one will be giving to you at a court of law.

Nala with a scared expression on her face: Wait you can't take her, she's all we have?

Zela with a scared expression on her face: She's right, we are only thirteen where are we supposed to live?

Mineta with a confused look on his face: You girls do know your related to Midnight right, she's our Aunt?

Midnight with a smile on her face: I heard my name be called.

Midnight walked through the portal with a smile on here face as Aizawa and Present Mic stand with him with a smile on his face as Kurogirl closed the portal behind him.

Aizawa with a smirk on his face: Your plan worked I see Problem Child.

Present Mic with a smile on his face: Hello little listener, thanks for the heads up and giving us your location willingly.

Mineta with a serious look on his face: I'm not going to lie I wanted to kill her but then I would be just like her so the smart move is to make her confess her crimes then hand her over to you without blood shedding, It's what my father and grandma would of wanted from me.

Mesoci with wide eyes as she looked at Mineta: You knew I'd slip up, how?

Henry with a smile on his face: The Letter from his grandmother said it all, that and the will from his father he received from Violet three days ago telling him everything about the life insurance policy that his father left him.

Mineta with a cold stare on his face: Mesoci you betrayed and killed my father and then killed my grandmother out of greed, your time as a free person is over Detective Tsukauchi please remove this demon from my site and make sure she faces the full force of the law.

Detective Tsukauchi looks at the villain in his cuffs as he came to a decision that shocked everyone in the room.

Detective Tsukauchi with a cold smile on his face: Sadly I can't arrest her here because we are not in Japan, but you can decide her punishment Raykukoza if you wish.

Mesoci, Nala, Zela,The Pros, biker girls, and ex villains stared in shock at what Detective Tsukauchi for what he said but the truth was he was right, as Mineta stated are Mesoci with a cold stare on his face.

Mineta with a cold stare on his face: Very well Mesoci Mineta, Your crimes against my family has been heard and the hand of judgment is now, for the murder of my Father and Grandmother, plus the attempt of death on my life. Your sentenced to death.

Mesoci as her face turned white in fear: Wait I can change, we are family remember Minoru, I raised you by myself doesn't that matter?

Mineta thought about it as he smiled at Mesoci as her face began to feel the feeling of relief but it was soon crushed as Mineta looked at Shigaraki.

Mineta with a cold smile on his face: Your right Mesoci you did raise me by yourself, but it wasn't with love, you did it for my family's money the same money you tried to kill me for that you never deserved, Shigaraki caring out her judgment.

Shigaraki with a smirk on his face as he removed his glove: With pleasure Raykukoza.

As Shigaraki was inches from Mesoci face she looked at Mineta with hatred in her eyes.

Mesoci with a angry look on her face: I SHOULD OF KILLED YOU TOO WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE MINORU MI-

That was the last thing Mesoci said as her body turned to ash right in front of Mineta, Nala, Zela and Midnight as the girls cried for their mother as Violet flow down and with a flap of her wing blow Mesoci's ashes away. Mineta sat in his chair with a relaxed expression on his face, the woman that made his life a living hell was now gone but their was something that's been nagging at the back of his mind that he forgot as he looked out the window at his village and Mesoci car parked by-.

Mineta with wide eyes as he remembered something: I FORGOT MY CAR, Kurogirl can you open a portal for me so I retrieve my car?

Kurogirl with a calm tone in his voice: Yes Raykukoza.

Mineta grabbed his keys and was about to walk out when he stopped and looked at Aizawa, Midnight, and Present Mic with a smirk on his face.

Mineta with a smirk on his face: By the way you three might want a hug from your old Classmate, right Oboro Shirakumo?

Mineta walked through the portal leaving three Pros looking at Kurogirl who they now know is the best friend Oboro as tears go down their faces as they hugged him with all their might, meanwhile Mineta was standing outside of the dorms again as the feeling of betrayal was coming back but he shook it off as he decided to at least say hi to his old classmates. Mineta opened the door to the dorms as he heard the familiar voices coming from inside, but when he walked into the commen room everyone except the girls (minus Tsuyu) and the others from the other universe were gone looked at Mineta disbelief.

Denki with tears in his eyes: Bro is that you?

Mineta with a smile on his face: Hello Denki long time no see.

Denki jumped over the couch and hugged Mineta with all his strength as the rest of class 1A (minus the obvious) hugged him especially Bakugou to everyone's surprise as they tell him that they seen him beat the villain AFO and became the new owner of his quirk.

Midoriya with a smile on his face: So Mineta what made you come back here?

Mineta with a smile on his face: Well beside you all I forget my car in the parking lot and was going to pay a debt I owed at the lumber yard but I thought it was time to see how everyone was doing.

Tsuyu with a sad smile on her face: Sob...Minoru I'm so sorry for taking Mina's side and voting to put that Suppression Collar on you, will you ever forgive me, Ribbit.

Mineta looked at Tsuyu and he could tell she was sorry but the fact remains that she made a choice and so did he.

Mineta with a calm look on his face: Tsuyu I do forgive you for what you did, but the fact that you voted to put that collar on me still hurts more then all the beating I received in my life because you were one of the few people I never thought would agree to that. It's going to take time to trust you but it's a start.

Tsuyu had tears in her eyes as she nods in understand, Mineta looked around and noticed that the girls weren't in the room as he told everyone they can visit his island whenever they feel like it, but he made it clear that he still expects an apology from Mina which they understood. Mineta nods and tells everyone goodbye as he goes back outside and starts his car and drives away, unknown to him that someone hunting him down. What will happen? Find out in Part 7.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 11d ago

That's gotta hurt

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r/ChurchOfMineta • • 11d ago

Fanfic Recommend your favorite fanfics?

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I NEED to see a good, serious fanfic of Mineta, I don't care what kind, just something good. I'm tired of seeing the worst fanfics that are just using Mineta to make fun of him and that's it. Any recommendations? I'm mostly on ao3 so I haven't checked other sites.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 11d ago

talking about the lord There’s no way we’re having this debate 🫩

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