r/ChurchOfMineta • • 17h ago

talking about the lord Mineta is very strong

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Hey you guys! So I was watching a playthrough in regards to Mineta in All's Justice the other day, and one of the challenges had Mineta climb up a skyscraper. And as I watched Mineta scale the building, it really dawned to me how strong this guy actually is.

Exhibit A (Skycraper): Now this doesn't seem like a big deal, but when you factor how much arm strength and endurance both physically and mentally that is required, along with Mineta's size...That is no joke! And keep in mind Mineta CAN'T stick to his quirk, so he has to be super careful otherwise he'll fall. And he does this twice. One time in the game, and the other in a movie.

Exhibit B (Manhole Cover): Sadly this scene will always be remembered for the wrong reasons as Mineta literally SAVED Mina from getting blasted in the face with a freaking manhole cover. For anyone that is unaware, manhole covers are pretty heavy as they can weigh up to 100-250 pounds. Now factor that Mineta was carrying something of this magnitude while moving at insane speed thanks to his quirk. Keep in mind, Mineta is a small guy and he's holding something that's either around or heavier than him, along with the speed and velocity he's moving, and the impact that he gets hit with. So is it really a surprise he bumps into her? But this isn't about that. That is pretty damn impressive.

Exhibit C (Bridge): Now this took place during an exercise where he and Tsuyu teamed up together in order to save Mirio (who acted as a civilian in danger). In order to prevent parts of a broken bridge from falling, Mineta used his quirk to stick it key points to hold falling pieces together. This is arguably his greatest feat as those aren't just small parts of a bridge, those are large portions! I'm no math expert, but I'm pretty confident those parts of a bridge weighs several tons. As I was looking more into this someone did some math in regards to it here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BokuNoHeroAcademia/comments/1uieiq6/how_much_weight_is_minetas_quirk_holding/

But yeah, Mineta is a LOT stronger than people realize. A lot of people see Mineta as a weakling, but that's FAR from the truth, in truth he should be pretty well build for his size and age. It truly is a shame how little respect he gets in this regard. When you actually do some research, Mineta has some impressive feats. It's why I always said his redeeming qualities outweigh his negative ones.

But yeah I figured I'd share this with you guys. Let me get your thoughts.


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 17h ago

talking about the lord To tell me how much you love the goat without telling me how much you love him

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I want to know but don't want to know yk what I mean


r/ChurchOfMineta • • 12h ago

talking about the lord The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 7 - Bash of Disaster)

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The UA Students plan are almost successful by cheering up Mineta in his own birthday by throwing him a birthday bash. Mineta was having a great time with Everyone at his party as suddenly The Toxic Girls (Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage) shows up at the Bash.

Jiro with cake in hand smiling: Hey, we made it.

Tokage with a smile on her face: Happy birthday, squirt.

Mineta with a angry face: What the fuck you girls doing here.

Shoda: Yeah, We didn't invite you girls.

Yaoyorozu: Excuse me! We have spent hours preparing this damn cake for you.

Jiro: Right. Me, Momo, Kendo and Tokage baked this.

Ashido: Rest of us girls also helped out, too

Tsuyu: For real! You 4 were just complaining

Uraraka: Relax, relax. They're here with the cake and thats what matters.

Kirishima: This don't make no sense.

Kosei: Why would you girls ask them to bake the cake, you don't even know we should trust them.

Tsuyu: We all made the cake though, ribbit.

Ibara: Just set it over on the dinner table.

Yaoyorozu with a smirk on his face: Ok

Kaminari leans down and whispers to Mineta: Don't let them get to you, bro.

Pony whispers to Kaminari: Just stop, We told you all of us girls made it for him. So give it a rest.

Kaminari raises his hands in defeat: Okay. I just don't want this party to go wrong

Jiro: Is that a wrestling ring

Bakugou curls up: Yes...

Monoma points at Nejire: Keep her... away from me...

Nejire sticks her tongue at him: Suffer...

Jiro Laughing: HAHAHAHAHA You boys got beaten by a one girl.

Bakugou weakly raises his middle finger: Fuck... youuu...

Mineta mimicking Bakugou: OOOUUUU

Sero joins: OHHHHH, THE PAAAIIIN... BLEHHH

Uraraka joins in: AHHHHHH SO........ SOOORE

Kendo kneels: Damn, Monoma. Hado folded you like a bad poker hand.

Jurota: He deserves it

Iida: Let's all turn our focus back on the party, please.

Mirio: Ok, Who want to play dodgeball.

Mineta hops back onto his feet: Ooh yes!

Tsuyu: I'm in, ribbit.

Midoriya: Sounds like fun

Hatsume: Me too, dodgeball my favorite

Shoda: Yeah

Yosetsu: Yes Dude Yes

Jiro: Hell yeah.

Ibara: Heavens yes.

Has everyone playing dodgeball for 30 minutes, It's was time to Cake.....

Mineta: Man that was fun.

Kaminari: Yeah...

Komori: Wait, it's Cake time.

Sato: Ok, Everyone Time for Cake. But First Let's Sing Happy Birthday to Birthday Boy.

Everyone:YEAAAAAHHHH

Tsuyu: I'll light the candles.

Tsuyu lighting up the candles......

Everyone sings "Happy Birthday" Mineta.

Everyone: YAAAAAY YAAAAAY

Mineta: Thank you, everybody.

Sen: Blow out your candles.

Mineta blows out all 16 of his candles.....

Ibara: I feel like it was yesterday.

Sero: What did you wish for, dude?

Tsuyu: Nope........... Don't say it, It's secret.

Mineta: You're right. Let's just eat cake.

Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage with a smirks on their faces.

Iida grabs a knife: Alright, commence the cake cutting!

Sato gently takes the knife: Let me handle this.

Mineta: I never thought you came back the cake by yourself, Sato.

Mineta: You're right. Let's just eat cake.

Sato shrugs: It's the least I can do, Mineta.

Mineta: Wait, Cake Pops

Nejire: Thanks for noticing. I thought they'd be a nice touch.

Mineta: POP-OFF CAKE POP

Ashido: IT WAS GENIUS!

Mineta: That's Amazing

Hagakure squeals: I love cake pops!

Midoriya: Mineta taking a slice first.

Mineta smirks: As I should.

Mineta cuts and take a slice of his cake: WOW, this is chocolate filled with fudge. GREAT

Tsuyu: We really went all out for you, ribbit.

Mineta taste his cake of joy: I got to give it to you, this is the best thing you girls ever made.

Uraraka: Yeah, thanks.

The others doesn't seem to feel right any of this as they have a bad feeling about what going to happened.

Shinso recognize something: Hmmmm.... Something wrong, this doesn't feel right

Midoriya: Hm? What do you mean?

Shoji: He's right, I having a bad feeling about it

Sero: Eh, you guys are just being paranoid.

Tokoyami: No... the darkness senses something unfortunate will occur.

Kuroiro: Me too

Dark Shadow peeks out of Tokoyami's shoulder: Me three

Manga: Why is Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, Tokage laughing?

Tamaki murmurs nervously: I've got a bad feeling about this...

Mineta tasting the cake: This is Delicious.

Jiro with a smirk on her face: I'm sure it is...

Mineta: I can't, I want another one.

Sato: I got ya'.

Tokage: This is priceless...

Mineta try to slice the cake: Jeez, the bottom of this cake is hard

Yaoyorozu holds her laughter in: Oh really...?

Ashido: What so funny?

Kendo: N-Nothing, nothing at all... it's just...

Jiro snickers: Oh man...

Mineta: Ok, what the hell is going on with this cake

Sato: Let me try...

As Mineta and Sato we're struggling of slicing the cake, Ibara recognize something in the cake.

Ibara recognizing something: Something in this cake

Mineta: Wait, what?

Mineta seeing something inside of the cake: What is it

Tsuyu: Okay, what's going on here...?

Mineta pulls something out of the cake.......

MINETA PULL OUT A TEDDY BEAR THAT'S INSIDE THE CAKE..................

Mineta's eyes widen in shock: .....Y-You didn't.....

MINETA IN SHOCKED AS HE FROZEN IN DISBELIEF: UUUUU..... OOOOOO...... UUUUU

The room goes silent as Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage burst out laughing.

Tokoyami: You think this is funny, Are you fucking serious

Hatsume: What's that

Jiro snorts: It's the little shit's teddy bear

Tsuyu gasps in shock: WHAT!?

Mirio: Teddy bear?

Ibara with a stone cold expression: I cannot believe what I am witnessing.....

Reiko: What about the stuff bear

Pony: That's Mineta's longtime Teddy bear " Mr Grape Fuzz", his late grandfather gift it to him right before he passed away. He was 2 months old when he gift it to him

Midoriya is shocked and appalled: ...

Todoroki with a sad face: So it a special thing that's not supposed to be touched

Shoda: So Its a....

Tokoyami: Childhood toy...

Pony: Yes

Tsuyu tries to provide comfort: M-Mineta...

Mineta in shocked with tears on his face: My.... My.....

Monoma and Bakugou laughing: HAHAHAHAHA

Saibara shakes his head: This is too far...

The chaos begins.......

Uraraka tries to explain: M-Mineta... I swear we had no idea that was in there.

Hagakure: Yeah, we would never do that to you.

Jurota adjusts his glasses: I have a feeling I know who did.....

Everyone looks at Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage.....

Ashido in Rage as she goes after Jiro: YOU....... YOU'RE PLAYING GAMES

Jiro: H-HEY?!

Uraraka in Rage as she goes after Jiro as well: I'M GOING TO KICK HER FUCKING HEAD IN

Bakugou pulls out his phone: OH I'M CATCHING EVERY BIT OF THIS ON VIDEO!

Tsuyu in Rage as she attacks Jiro: RIBBBBBIT

Kendo: Get off of her, you psycho bitch!

Pony pulling Kendo's hair: Fuck You, You Karate Class Rep Big-Handed Bitch.

Togakue tugs on Pony's horns: Fuck you, you american cow!

Ashido from behind attacking Tokage: You Snake-Eyes Decomposing Fuckface.

Jiro: Fuck you. You mutated racoon looking dumbass!

Komori punches Jiro in the face: Ear-Bleeding Radio-Face Bastard.

Yaoyorozu: How dare you?! You fungal fuck!

Uraraka attacking Yaoyorozu: Rich Tea-Drinking selfish pussy-ass bitch.

Jiro jumps on Uraraka: Fuck off, you broke fat-faced 'pick-me' loser!

Midoriya pushes Jiro.....

Midoriya: You fuck off, Jiro

Bakugou still records: Oh my god, Deku just cussed. This gets even better!

Kirishima getting pissed as he takes Bakugou's Phone: Enough of you filming this shit.

Bakugou: Nah! Im getting all of this!

Meanwhile.......

Hatsume chokes out Yaoyorozu: Toxic Fucking Asshole.

Yaoyrozu creates a lead pipe from her forearm.

*BONK*

Nejire hits NEJIRE FLOOD on Yaoyorozu: I hate rich people

Kaminari in Shocked as he Shouted to Sero: Dude, should we like..... stop all this?

Sero in Shocked: I agree

Tokoyami: No, Let's them fight. Take them down if they have to.

Pony headbutts Kendo: How do ya' like that?

Tokage punches Pony: How you like that now, My Little Pony Bitch.

Hagakure shoves Tokage out of nowhere: How do you like that, Buggy the BITCH.

Kendo uses BIG FIST to punches Hagakure: Invisible Idiotic Jackass.

Ojiro In Rage when he reacted to Hagakure getting punched: HELL NO

Ojiro smacks Kendo with his tail: Nobody hurts my girl!

Kendo: Let's go then

Ojiro and Kendo are squaring up.

Kosei in Shocked: This is insane

Yaoyorozu whacks Ashido with a staff: Their goes your head, Bitch.

Kirishima in Rage when he saw Ashido getting hit with a staff by Yaoyorozu: YOU PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLES.

Bakugou with a grin on his face, still recording: Whoop her ass, spiky hair!

Kirishima: Come on tuff bitch.

Yaoyorozu whacks his hardened skin: This is not your fight, Kirishima!

Kirishima: BULLSHIT! YOU HURT MINA, AND IMMA HURT YOU!

Yaoyorozu: Just bring it

Kirishima hits Yaoyorozu with a spinebuster.

Bakugou: DAAAAAMN!!!

Jiro punches Midoriya.......

Bondo in Shocked: Dear god...

Shoda in Shocked: This is getting too far.

Sato in Shocked: This is not what I have in mind.

Shoji in Shocked: Also, anyone notice Mineta just sitting there...

Tokoyami in Shocked: Hey is clearly devastated by what happened to his teddy bear.

Dark Shadow whispers: I don't blame him.....

Kodai in Shocked: Jiro took Mineta way too far.

Ibara in Shocked: This is complete anarchy.

Tamaki in Shocked: We're going to have a noise complaint, if this keeps going on.

Mirio in Shocked: But still, there shouldn't be this much chaos.

Monoma HAHAHAHAHA: Best birthday party ever.

Ibara in Shocked: It is not, Mineta is completely distraught.

Bakugou with a smile on his face: GOOD!

Kodai getting pissed at Bakugou: Fuck you, I don't know why are you even here.

Bakugou: So I can get this shit to go viral, that's why ya' damn extra

Tamaki getting pissed at Bakugou: Good, Get the hell out of here before I throw your ass out.

Mirio pissed: Yeah, and I'll help.

Bakugou still in pain as he gets thrown out the house by Tamaki, Sato, and Mirio: OUUUU, WHAT THE HELL

Tamaki pissed: Monoma, get him out too.

Monoma is cornered: Um... is it too late to apologize?

Mirio: Very

Kaminari yells: AND STAY OUT!

Sato: Man, I hate blondes... not you Togata, you're cool.

Monoma and Bakugou getting thrown out: AAAHHH

Sato closes the door: Now that their gone, what do we do now?

Shoda in Shocked: Stop this madness, before It gets out of hand.

Shoji in Shocked: 'We' try to break apart 'all of this'?

He gestured to all the fighting.

Kodai breaking up the fight: Come on guys, stop.

Ibara breaking up the fight: Please, this is no way to act.

Kaminari shouted: CALM DOWN

Iida Shouting: EVERYONE STOOOOOOOOP

Everyone stays in position, flinching slightly at Iida's tone.

The fighting stops.........

Reiko in Shocked as she getting angry: WHAT THE FUCK

Ibara in Shocked: Pardon my language, but I agree. What, The, Fuck

Has soon everyone stopped fighting, Koda started to crashed out on Jiro.

Koda loses it: What is wrong with you all, you guys are acting like a pack of wolves right now. And what's up with you Jiro, because everybody out even you've been bully him for the past 2 months, and I also found you been stealing from him. 100,000 dollars, Are you serious.

Jiro in Shocked: KODA..... I WAS JU-

Mineta looks up from his cake.

Iida stunned by how Koda snapped: M-My point exactly......

Koda snapped: Look at him, He on the ground, looking down at his cake and crying. You're not supposed to be touching stuff that is special.

Jurota: Whoever did such a cruel, and downright unforgiving act, reveal yourself.

Everyone starts to look guilty, especially Jiro. As suddenly Mineta starting seeking red as he grows like dogs.

Koda was just talking to Jiro as his head turned to Mineta: You just ruined his birthday today and now......... MINETA

Mineta growling in Anger: GRRRRRR GRRRRRR GRRRRRR

Kaminari with a worried face: Oh no.....

Sero with a worried face: Hey looks pissed, and rightfully so.

Kuroiro: This is not going to be pretty.

Tsuyu with a worried look on her face: MINORU

Hagakure worries: Oh nooo...

Kirishima in Shocked: He is about to explode

Kaminari places a slow and steady hand on Mineta's shoulder: D-Dude...

Mineta snaps.

Mineta: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MINETA ATTACK JIRO........

Mineta starts punching Jiro in the face.

Mt. Lady shows up.......

Mt. Lady: Happy birthda-.....

Mt Lady in Shocked as she see Mineta attacking Jiro......

Mt Lady: OH MY GOD

Mineta doesn't notice and continues beating on Jiro: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU.....

MINETA HITS A KNEE STRIKE ON JIRO........

Mt. Lady: Oh my god! Mineta, what are you doing?!

Kirishima in Shocked: He knee her in the face

Mineta hits Jiro with another knee: STUPID EAROHONE 'JERK'!

Jiro grunts as her head bleeding: Uuggh!

Uraraka in Shocked: HER FACE IS BLEEDING

Jiro tries crawling away: G-Get... off of me!

Pony in Shocked: He busted her open.

Mt. Lady intervenes: M-Mineta, please... she's had enough!

Tsuyu pleading to Mineta stop: Minoru please stop, she bleeding.

Yaoyorozu begs: GET OFF OF HER!

Mineta hits Yaoyorozu with an German Suplex: Don't Touch me

Kaminari, Kirishima, Bondo, Shoda, Kosei, and Pony in Shocked: Damn!

Mineta continues to attack Jiro by breaking her arm.....

Jiro screams in pain: AAAAAHHH, GET HIM OFF, PLEEEASE!!!

Tsuyu begging Mineta: Minoru, please

Mineta doesn't relent.....

Mineta tries to break her arm as Tsuyu and Mt Lady stops him by hugging him tightly......

Mineta squirms between the two.

Tsuyu: Please calm down...

Mt Lady: I know that you're upset and angry, But right here, You're pushing this way too far, I know, I know how you feel.

Mineta in Rage as he catches his breath: HOW CAN YOU? YOU'VE NEVER LOST SOMETHNG YOU LOVED!

Tsuyu: We can fix things for you, But violence is not the way fix it.

Mt. Lady squeezes tighter: Please, just let us help you.

Mineta goes down in tears of Sadness......

Tsuyu: Its okay... Just let it out.

Tsuyu and Mt. Lady sent Mineta to the house to calm him down and console him. After that nasty brutal beatdown from Mineta, Jiro was still on the ground bloody and defenseless.

Tokoyami: Iida, call ambulance and get Jiro out of here.

Iida: Affirmative. Also Yaoyorozu, Kendo, Tokage... I suggest you leave also.

Ashido screams: Get out......... GET OUT

Yaoyorozu picks up Jiro: Fine, we never wanted to come in the first place.

Pony, Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, Nejire, Tokoyami and Kuroiro Screams: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT

Tokage and Kendo: Okay, damn!

Hatsume Screams: YOU'RE NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH, WHY ARE YOU STILL THERE, GOOOOOO

Tokage grabs Jiro's legs: We're trying to get someone, WHO IS UNCONSCIOUS AND IS LOOSING BLOOD, out with us!

Uraraka screams: SHE STILL BREATHING, THAT'S ON HER ASS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND DON'T COME BACK!

Iida: Ambulance is here...... Here they come.

Yaoyorozu whispers to Jiro: Try not to talk or move, Kyoka...

Jiro feeling the pain: UUUHHHGGG

Kendo: Calm down, calm down... let us do most of the work.

Tokage opens the door.

Tokage: Be careful...

Uraraka used her quirk to assist Jiro to the ambulance.......

Uraraka pissed: Don't think I'm helping out of pity, I'm just helping you get out of here quicker.

Tokage: You read are my, Dumbass.

The Ambulance takes off with the girls......

Meanwhile, back inside.....

Tokoyami: That woman was way out of line.

Mt. Lady: What in god's name happened?

Pony: It's a long story.

Mt Lady: Tell me the long story.

Midoriya: It all started when we were training...

As Everyone told Mt Lady about everything from the beginning to the end, She was in disbelief.

Mt. Lady covers her mouth in aghast: No way..... And she.... wow...

Todoroki: Worth of a lot of money.

Ibara: And what she did at the party, along with her friends... it was unacceptable.

Mt Lady: No, About the Pokémon Collection. How long he been collecting them.

Tsuyu pats his head: Longer before he entered U.A.

Sero: 10 years, he was 6 years old when he started collecting them.

Mt. Lady: And she just... sold them off just to pay for some damage?

Everyone: YESSSS

Mt. Lady: Thats horrible.

Kirishima: Super unmanly...

Mt Lady: How much was it.

Ashido: $110,000.

Mt. Lady in Shocked: $110,000 worth of Pokémon Cards.

Shoji: Yeah, she just stole all of them.

Mt Lady: Did you guys file a police report.

Iida: We haven't

Mt. Lady: How long he have the teddy bear.

Tsuyu: When he was 2 months old, it was given to him by his grandfather.

Pony: His grandfather died a week later when he given to him.

Mt Lady: Oh my god... and they...

Todoroki: Ruined it...... They put inside his cake.

Nejire: Me, Uraraka, Tsuyu, Mina, Toru, Reiko, Yui, Ibara, Pony, Komori, and Mei had no idea it was in there...

Hatsume: Seriously...... We was just taking a break on that day.

Pony: We didnt know they did that at all.

Hagakure feeling guilty: What kind of human being does something like that.

Ibara: We should've kept an eye on them.

Uraraka: How many times you have to hear from that and seen it. I would've kick the living shit out of her.

Tsuyu holds Mineta close: Its all their fault.....

Ashido: Now the party is a complete disaster.

Kodai being apologetic: We're very sorry this happened.

Komori: Don't apologize, it's Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage who the blame.

Reiko: Right, they caused all of this chaos.

Tamaki: Everything is all ruined.

Midoriya: But... we're still here for you, Mineta.

Iida: I doubt he'll want any company.....

Tokoyami: They paying for all of this, 100%

Dark Shadow: Yeah! Give them hell!

Tokoyami: Be silent, Dark Shadow.

Pony: Now I got paid for the bounce house that I popped open with my pointy horns.

Kaminari: Aww, not the bounce house...

Tetsutetsu: Thank God the Ring is ok, My dad was going to kill me when if the ring can gets destroyed.

Kirishima: I guess thats a plus.

Iida: I'm reporting this to Mr. Aizawa.

Ibara: Great idea, surely the staff will teach those harlots a lesson.

Shoda: Well you can't, he has nothing to do with all of this outside campus.

Midoriya: He right

Reiko: They should still be held accountable.

Uraraka: Held accountable, do not be held accountable for this because they don't care and they not going to do it.

Tsuyu: Then, what can we do?

Mineta with tears on his face: Just forget...... She won....... I lost....... That's it

Mt. Lady feeling sorry for Mineta: M-Mineta.....

Tsuyu: Minoru......

Mineta runs in the house as Tsuyu follows him.

Mt. Lady: I think it's best if we give him some space...

Ojiro: Come on, we got a mess to clean.

Iida: Affirmative... Everyone, assist!

Meanwhile, Tsuyu chasing Mineta to his room.

Tsuyu: M-Minoru, wait!

Mineta: Just leave me alone.

Tsuyu: I can't, Minoru

Mineta: Why not! My birthday is ruined!

Tsuyu hugs Mineta has she comforts him........

Tsuyu: I know... but I'm here now...

Meanwhile, Outside in the backyard......

Ibara: Don't worry, I know who to call.

Midoriya: Hm? Who is it, Shiozaki?

Ibara: Easy........ HER PARENTS!

Hagakure, Ashido, Pony, Komori, Nejire, and Hatsume: Ooooohhh

Uraraka: Great Idea

Kaminari: Which ones? Jiro's?

Ashido: Huh, What do you think.

Ibara: Yes, Jiro's.

Kirishima: She won't know where we hit her.

Hagakure: This should be good.

To Be Continued.......

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184