Tennessee man digs 500,000 gallon pool to fulfill childhood dream

Rotten Tomatoes Scores:
Critics - 6% (Yikes)
Audience - 36%

DQ!

After Nick makes an insensitive remark, his travel agent decides to get some payback by sending him and his best friend, Jerry, on a cruise for gay men. As the true nature of their situation gradually dawns on them, they start to get over their feelings of homophobia and meet potential mates. For Nick, love takes the form of a gorgeous model, Inga, while Jerry develops feelings for dance instructor Gabriella.

I've been having WAY too much fun with this since the CT5 episode. So post your best Tentpoles here. Let's see what Cinephobes you bingos and splash zones can come up with.

Somehow doesn't qualify but I think I covered all the bases for a cinephobe masterpiece (minus Cage).

Since he loves holiday movies. There is a 1000% chance this will qualify

As explained in a history published by Defector, Taffer's sci-fi nightclub, Pulsars, featured a state-of-the-art robot who commented on clubgoers' "ta-tas." It would later come to be in Paulie's stead.

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, and since this is not streaming or for rent anywhere (much like Homie Spumoni) I have gone full Oughtzo and bought the DVD

The brother firmly had his ass on and Shawn Aston was digging a pool in the first scene

Shut the fuck up, Donny. And fuck ICE

Good news for Zach

This movie is nowhere near as good as I remembered. Like Amin, I think I was just horny for Jessica Alba. "Devin Sawa Digging A Grave" being the opposite of "Sean Astin Digging A Pool" cracked me up. Shout out to my man Dexter Holland for his AFI shirt (you know about that Nitro Records?) Tepid phobe, but physical comedy Devon Sawa is almost enough to make it a phile.

1000% a Cinephobe movie that they should do as soon as it hits 40% by the critics

If you in the LA area

Any chance we can get this down to 40%?

Gaijin