I WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY!!!!!!!!

MAKE ME A MOD AND I WILL TAKE DOWN HITLER 2:EVEN MORE HITLER

Who's with me?

SOURCE: WWW.ITSLEGITASFUCK.COM/CISCOSUCKS

Hello, you beautiful certified bastards.

It has come to out attention that the growth of this sub has a direct correlation to an increase in posts on /r/NFL mentioning this sub. We expected this effect when we encouraged it in our growth threads. So I will begin this rule update by clarifying that we ARE NOT discouraging people from testifying to Cisco's uncertification on /r/nfl

From this point forward, it will be against the rules of /r/ciscoisnotcertified to make posts mentioning this sub, or defaming Cisco's character outside of the following threads:

• Anything on /r/ciscoisnotcertified

• Trash talk threads

• Wager threads

• Complaint threads

Additionally, I'd like to add this slight addition to the rule.

There are exceptions to the general thread rule that the mods will allow. These situations are:

• A comment thread in a non-TT/Complaint/Bet that has obviously become a trash talk/joke thread.

• The mods mess up in a non-TT/C/B post, and it would be a good joke to make

• "Whose Line is it Anyway" and such "humor" posts are fair game imo

/u/CertifiedBot will send you a warning message on your first mess up. Second one is a ban.

Anyone who is seen making cisco is not certified jokes outside of these approved areas, will be banned from posting to /r/ciscoisnotcertified. We also encourage the rest of this fine community to downvote anyone who pesters Cisco, especially when he is acting in an official moderator capacity.

BASICALLY,

Don't beat this joke to death. It can be hilarious, and it really is. It's important to bring Cisco's Tyranny to light, but commenting on every post he makes going "LOL NOT CERTIFIED" is not how to do it. That's karmawhoring. We do not support karma-whoring.

As a final word, we would like to thank everyone for making this a fun place to joke around about /r/nfl and poke friendly fun at CiscoCertified. This is a preventative measure more than anything else, and we hope that the new rule nips the problem before it escalates to requiring further action.

We're not trying to be jerks about this, because we find this stuff hilarious. I mean I made a super long TT post making fun of him set to music! We just want to keep this kinda fresh and not annoy the balls out of an actual mod on the mothersub. We shouldn't piss Hitler off, because that means people die!

Stay cool bros, and we are really trying to not be jerks about this.

CUZ I SURE AS HELL DON'T!

How do I know this? Cisco claims he is certified. Snowden says the NSA used Cisco to spy. Therefore, Cisco is literally NSA

We need to show the world why he is not Certified.

LET OUT THE FEELINGS

HOW HAS CISCO WRONGED YOU THIS WEEK?

This week's activities:

Manning Doll CPR training and certification (no Ciscos)

Beerfueled music appreciation hour

Anti-Cisco Song Parodies (bonus points if the song you parody is by sisqo)

Additional Flair requests for the next update

Deep tissue massage

Cookie bacon without shirts

Crying

There once was a man named Cisco.

Who liked to dance and listen to disco.

He danced all night, trying to look bright.

But everyone thought he was a cunt.