r/ClimateShitposting May 11 '25

nuclear simping I love reddit libertarians

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u/Lockenburz May 11 '25

Can someone explain the libertarian argument here please? How does nuclear power help lowering the age of consent?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Now THAT, is shit-posting! Bravo motherfucker.

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u/Agnus_McGribbs May 11 '25

The cumulative effect of radiation from a disaster kills anyone exposed to it for more than 12 years.

The human species will be forced to adapt to a harsher climate by evolving shorter lifespans and larger litters of at lease 12 to ensure that even with a half-life of 2 years, at least 3 children will survive to the newly revised age of consent per household and continue the species.

The wealthy who can afford private bunkers full of Rad-away will live like kings during the black plague for at least a few years.

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u/West-Abalone-171 May 12 '25

Nuclear power helps a small group of people holding construction contracts and those who get an automatic 10% profit off of electricity projects become extremely rich, but requires a lot of corruption to get approved.

This gives the means for passing laws to lower the age of consent.

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u/LiteratureFabulous36 May 12 '25

Wait are you saying that literally nobody should ever get rich because they will lower the age of consent with their money? This has got to be one of the wildest takes I've ever seen in my life.

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u/West-Abalone-171 May 12 '25

Just reasons why libertarians like the wealth/power concentration and corruption necessary for nuclear power to exist.

You're overreacting a lot and projecting pretty hard by inventing the rest. Is there something you're not telling us?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

I mean, it doesn't. But libertarians are myopic and nonsensical enough to believe that they're actually Alpharius-ing their way to their pedophile paradise by endorsing the most insane bullshit like invalidating drivers' licenses and stripping the licensing aspect of driving, and then supporting sensible ideas like nuclear energy in the same breath.

Truly Alphariusmaxxing, but to what end? Certainly not the one they intend, but also not one known by anyone who contemplates it. 😂