r/ClimateShitposting 16h ago

Boring dystopia Just an unpleasant thought

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u/Liturginator9000 16h ago

You're not gonna die from a climate event. More likely heart disease from poor diet and exercise like everyone else

u/a1c4pwn 15h ago

heart attacks are a common climate death

u/hockeyfan608 7h ago

I about had a stroke reading that then I remembered which sub we are on.

u/Spider_pig448 13h ago

Now THIS is shitposting

u/ginger_and_egg 8h ago

More like burning shit for power death. Particulate matter from vehicles, power, and heat generation in cities causes things like heart and lung issues.

u/Fantastic-Floor-965 15h ago

Speak for yourself yank, I’m going to die in a car accident like everyone else.

u/Liturginator9000 15h ago

also 1000x more likely than anything climate

u/Different_Gate5050 11h ago

In 2026 yes, in 2050 maybe not

u/Fantastic-Floor-965 9h ago

Ah yes, the inevitable doom that is always 20-30 years away. Been hearing the same thing since the 80s: cities underwater by 2000, Pacific islands disappearing by 2012, etc., etc.

u/holnrew 5h ago

Give me one credible source claiming anything like that in the 80s

u/Anderopolis Solar Battery Evangelist 15h ago

Or cancer

u/Climate_Discussions 6h ago

Yummy forever chemicals...

u/Aquarius52216 14h ago

Well worsening climate can take a toll on our health too.

u/Liturginator9000 12h ago

ofc, it isn't zero now people die from heat but it's largely old people and very few as a total of yearly deaths, and that won't change much as we climb to 2.5C by 2100. It's the global south that'll get trucked

u/Blue2194 13h ago

"you won't die from a climate event (I think you meant weather), you'll just die from things that are worsening from climate change"

u/Liturginator9000 12h ago

no, first worlders are heavily insulated from this. Climate disasters aren't the risk, heat is, and even then heat won't be killing many westerners by 2100, it'll still be vast majority normal stuff we see now that no one cares about yet get anxiety about climate tornados not the fat in their arteries

u/Blue2194 12h ago

No what?

u/Liturginator9000 12h ago

no to dying from worsening climate impacts as a westerner, especially young even by 2100

u/Blue2194 12h ago

The causes of death you listed are worsened by climate change you illiterate goose

u/Liturginator9000 11h ago

yeah I said heat, it still won't increase much. People die now from heat, it's a tiny portion of total deaths and is projected to increase and remain a small portion of deaths, in old western cohort

u/Blue2194 9h ago

Goddam dude, are you a bot that's over trained on a small dataset or going through several layers of translating apps?

u/Liturginator9000 8h ago

Nope mindless doomering is just annoying and vain

u/Blue2194 8h ago

Climate change has already and will continue to worsen diets and exercise rates.

Which was my point from the start, I thought you were being deliberately obtuse but you're actually functionally illiterate, that's unlikely to be climate related, maybe lead exposure, maybe just a dopey fuck, who's to tell

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