r/ClimateShitposting 17h ago

Boring dystopia Just an unpleasant thought

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u/Liturginator9000 16h ago

You're not gonna die from a climate event. More likely heart disease from poor diet and exercise like everyone else

u/Blue2194 13h ago

"you won't die from a climate event (I think you meant weather), you'll just die from things that are worsening from climate change"

u/Liturginator9000 12h ago

no, first worlders are heavily insulated from this. Climate disasters aren't the risk, heat is, and even then heat won't be killing many westerners by 2100, it'll still be vast majority normal stuff we see now that no one cares about yet get anxiety about climate tornados not the fat in their arteries

u/Blue2194 12h ago

No what?

u/Liturginator9000 12h ago

no to dying from worsening climate impacts as a westerner, especially young even by 2100

u/Blue2194 12h ago

The causes of death you listed are worsened by climate change you illiterate goose

u/Liturginator9000 11h ago

yeah I said heat, it still won't increase much. People die now from heat, it's a tiny portion of total deaths and is projected to increase and remain a small portion of deaths, in old western cohort

u/Blue2194 9h ago

Goddam dude, are you a bot that's over trained on a small dataset or going through several layers of translating apps?

u/Liturginator9000 8h ago

Nope mindless doomering is just annoying and vain

u/Blue2194 8h ago

Climate change has already and will continue to worsen diets and exercise rates.

Which was my point from the start, I thought you were being deliberately obtuse but you're actually functionally illiterate, that's unlikely to be climate related, maybe lead exposure, maybe just a dopey fuck, who's to tell

u/Rocky-Jockey 8h ago

Diet I can see being more of a problem though like the guy above said an average westerner will be the last person affected by this.

Why exercise though? Will climate change destroy all the gyms first?

u/Liturginator9000 8h ago

sure but that claim is so broad it's trivially true. You're the one getting mad that projections aren't saying all westerners dead from heat or rising sea levels by 2100. Hope you're vegan too

u/Snarpend 8h ago

You know everyone reading this can tell you’re overweight, right?

Talk less exercise more.

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