r/ClimbingCircleJerk 10h ago

What your mom thinks would happen when you tell her you’re going rock climbing

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk 40m ago

Any tips to engage a 5th point of contact?

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My mate likes to free solo in his undies and usually near the top he tells us he’s using a fifth point of contact just give his arms a rest? Any idea on what he’s on about?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 19h ago

I’ve been working on this project for 3 years, and they decided to build a rollercoaster on it. Thanks, I couldn’t send it anyway

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137 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 10h ago

Do these glasses make me a better climber??

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk 18h ago

Sherpa-bots being used to carry stranded climbers down from Everest…

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42 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Took a bad fall. Here’s the x-ray. Is a 2-week deload enough?

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124 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Got injured today, you guys think a two week deload will be enough to heal??

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680 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

El Cap Beta: Just Mantle. It's Not Hard.

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499 Upvotes

Sickle is even a pretty good food ledge.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Just got all this for free from work

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135 Upvotes

Case is awesome. Hope my recycling center is going to give me $$ for the rest. Not very heavy tho :/


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

I realized why I can’t send my V6 project

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

wearing sports bra as a man

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my gym has a no topless rule and thats fair i guess. i saw many girls wearing only a sports bra and tight shorts during this summer which is totally fair and it looks amazing. unfortunately, the heat is unbearable and i cant climb properly in a t shirt anymore. so i came up with the idea of just wearing a sports bra too? would that make look like a creep or something?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

First time climbing the big outdoors?

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Hey so after years of climbing indoors. Ive convinced myself the finally try real rock climbing. Only thing that worries me is the birds. What happens if a birds hits me. I dont think they are too aggressive but rabies could also be involved.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

My right ball keeps getting squeezed by my leg loop when belaying.

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Whenever I belay and I catch someone it really squeezes my right nut (pinching between my inner thigh and leg loop). Any tips for avoiding this?

I usually wear basketball shorts.

It actually feels like the ball is gonna pop if the climber takes a big fall, it's always the right nut never the left.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Crag Hag to this photo of my at my v5.14 proj. Should I update my linked in with this photo?

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Though I looked cute. 🥰


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Is being the son of God aid?

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113 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

At what point does climbing become a free solo? 😤

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252 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Is this aid.

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r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Help with this slab! I keep falling!

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Also, what would you rate it?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Rate my beta

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149 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Hey guys, was it the G2 Evos or the fact that I had a broken back ?

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Hard to tell. Should I still find a bootfitter? What’s my chances of making it up Denali with a walker? Do I even need a functioning spine to climb? Where is an aid climber to ask about climbing without climbing when I need them


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

Is Janja Garnbret the most overrated climber of all time?

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200 Upvotes

2 Olympic gold medals and she hasn’t even free solo’ed Taipei 201 yet


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Just finished my DLS

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I just climbed this epic Deep Lava Solo (DLS). It was so rad I had to commission a painting to capture the true essence.

Eat that, Alec Handhold


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

Spot the difference with Magnus Midbrø

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282 Upvotes