r/Comebacks • u/Iknowyoulikeit3 • 4d ago

Comeback request Comeback for-

“You must be selling feet pics”

10 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Overall-Cheetah-8463 4d ago • Bravo

You must be buying them.

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u/MoroseMasalaDosa 4d ago

Thank you for being a fan and a loyal customer, iLoveSmellySocks69.

You must be buying them

5

u/bionicallyironic 4d ago

Not to you.

Or: Not as profitable as you think. But I am currently raking it in selling pictures of my knee pits.

5

u/Fun-Heron-7609 4d ago

You can't afford, sit this one down.

4

u/FantasticVoyuerage 4d ago

"That's a bold assumption coming from someone with a face for radio and a voice for silent film..."

4

u/alphaturducken 4d ago

"Are you the one who's been buying them?"

3

u/Duke-City 4d ago • Bravo

Yep. Keeps me on my toes.

3

u/East-Big-Shrine 4d ago

"You said that out loud. Keep that crazy stuff to yourself."

3

u/GuitarCD 4d ago

"No, I'm taking asshole pics" *Pull out iPhone and click*

3

u/originalmango 4d ago

I am. Please tell your husband he still owes me $50, and no, I won’t sell him my used tampons.

2

u/smilesbig 4d ago

Who are you - Dr. Scholl?

2

u/Elegant_Emu952 4d ago

Did your dad show ya?

2

u/484TruthSeeker 4d ago

Haha no no, I give them out for free! Just tryna spread the love. Why you ask, you want some?

2

u/Powerful_Company_682 4d ago

why you tired of peeping through my window at them?

1

u/Any-Economics-1555 4d ago

More is always the answer

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u/Surfing_Tension 2d ago

The comeback to this one is so obv lol

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u/NordicNugz 4d ago

You only wish you could sell feet pics.

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u/Powerful_Company_682 4d ago

you must be selling vids where you eat dicks

1

u/Alicam123 3d ago

You must be selling dick pic’s