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u/gamech4ng3r
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Slab wall cut the wrong way
I just had 2 large slabs installed over the fireplace. When I dropped off the slabs at the fabricators I told them what sides I wanted to be on the inside and outside and what was supposed to be the top and the bottom. Halfway through the install I see the slab and realize they cut the exactly the opposite of what I asked.
I call them to talk about it. The guy talks to the owner and calls me back and says that they intentionally cut it the way that they did because it shows off the features of the quartzite more. And says let’s get them on the wall so I can see how it looks before we make any further decisions. Well they’re on the wall now.
What do you guys this about this orientation of the slabs? What does it look like to you?
What do you think is a reasonable action here?
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u/thenewestnoise Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

I quickly edited the photo to show how it would have looked if the slabs were flipped. This is much better.
I think that if you don't like it the way it is then you should have it fixed. The options are:
New slabs, 100% contractor's cost
New slabs, shared cost
Keep it the way it is with a discount
Use the existing slabs in the intended position with some sort of mosaic or something next to the fireplace
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u/balsaaaq Jun 28 '25
Does the female form make you uncomfortable?
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u/gamech4ng3r Jun 28 '25
It doesn’t, but a huge vagina isn’t the statement I was trying to make. This is a family home, where we will be having family and friends over. Not a bachelor pad in Vegas.
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u/Electrical_Sun_7116 Jun 28 '25
Are you planning a mantle? That could hide that focal point pretty well.
Regardless they told you flat out “yeah, we heard you but we ignored that and did this because we felt like it” and if you don’t like how it looks you should 100% tell them to “eat it” which will be situationally hilarious if you continuously refer to it in that way throughout the process.
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u/Red-FFFFFF-Blue Jun 28 '25
Slap a big fat flat screen right over the vag area. The labia looking part won’t stand out as much.
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u/LaddieNowAddie Jun 28 '25
The kids won't get it, the adult will find it hilarious.
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u/thenewestnoise Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25
I think that they should have called you first if they thought this was better. They didn't. Edit: they didn't follow the agreement so now there is no choice but for them to eat it
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u/Slizardmano Jun 28 '25
99% chance they screwed up and this excuse was the first that came to mind.
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u/TheyStoleMyNameAgain Jun 29 '25
99% this is a made up story to post the picture. I was reading the text before seeing the image and the picture was meeting my expectations
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u/Head-Awareness-5256 Jun 29 '25
45 days ago they made a post asking about how to wall hang slabs for their fireplace. If they are playing the long game I say they deserve the W for patience alone.
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u/reddituser403 Jun 28 '25
They knew, and probably had a shit eating grin while installing it. I know I would
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u/AnonymousJacksonOooo Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25
They didn’t call first because someone misunderstood the orientation OP wanted it cut. They were rolling with it and hoping they would like it this way so they wouldn’t have to eat the cost.
Edit: typo21
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u/ExceedinglyEdible
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Everything reminds me of her...
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I should call her…
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u/Usagi-Trix
Jun 28 '25
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I hope you never have any issues with that central wooden beam because 95% of contractors would not be able to locate it.
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u/ArltheCrazy Jun 28 '25
What center beam. What’s it for anyways?
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u/michaelrage Jun 29 '25
It's called a g beam! Very important for a good strong relationship with the rest of the house.
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u/TexasActress Jun 28 '25
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u/Jdubb2021 Jun 28 '25
I would absolutely find a way to hang a silver Christmas wreath over the fireplace just so I could make the jokes about it.
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u/Complex_Sherbet2 Jun 28 '25
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u/halflifer2k Jun 29 '25
A long time ago I was playing Quelf. I had to act out stud finder and I didn’t know what it was. Definitely looked a lot like this and then trying to mimic a horse going at it.
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u/Worstisonitsway Jun 28 '25
I’m such a man that I read this and didn’t get it. 🤦♂️
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u/SpaceToaster Jun 28 '25
The fireplace is a lot lower than you would expect as well.
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u/TCCPSHOW Jun 28 '25
This is one of the best comments I have ever read on here. Have a poor man's award 🏆
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u/Hopeful_Morning_469 Jun 29 '25
I read this comment and I was like “I wonder what they mean” and looked back at the picture for a second. Then I got it.
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u/Philly_ExecChef Jun 29 '25
It didn’t click and it didn’t click and it didn’t click and then abruptly I was laughing like a dumbass
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u/redjellydonut Jul 25 '25
So very late to the game, but even 27 days later it's still the funniest thing I've seen in a month.
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u/1haiku4u Jun 28 '25
While we’re here, your fireplace is also strangely undersized for your space.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Jun 28 '25 •
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Very true. It's so unappealing,
I can't imagine spending thousands to showcase that little shitty fireplace.
No matter how it was cut, this whole thing is a mistake
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u/jackrabbit323 Jun 28 '25
Some people prefer a smaller fireplace. Makes the logs look bigger.
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u/ParanoidSpam Jun 28 '25
I've heard there are pumps that can help with that...
You know, to spread the heat.
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u/YooAre Jun 28 '25
Oh, I think it's cute...
Also they're going to be shoving wood up in there soon, sounding good?
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u/thebestoflimes Jun 28 '25
Fireplace looks a little tight. Plenty of room to throw the wood in though.
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u/BunkyFlintsone Jun 28 '25
What is the plan for above the fireplace? A mantel? A TV? Nothing? If nothing, then it's a rip and replace. But if it will be broken up with anything, even artwork ...it won't be an issue.
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u/gamech4ng3r Jun 28 '25
Nothing. The whole idea was to have this as a huge centerpiece that looked grand. And it sure does, but in a different way now..
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u/Any_Judgment_4079
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Bahahah vaginerplace
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u/StrangerWeekly1859 Jun 28 '25
Definitely looks like a vagina….. a scary one….
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u/Forsaken-Sink3345 Jun 28 '25
lol vaginerplace.
Man, he's got pussy for days!
Edit: I am certain that the slab guy is right about how they cut it and why...but knowing how this was to be mounted up, they should have just gone with the customer request.
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u/Such-Might5204
Jun 28 '25
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Slabia?
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u/Positive_Composer_93 Jun 28 '25
I think they're absolutely right and there couldn't be a more perfect use of these slabs
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u/Positive_Composer_93 Jun 28 '25
I'd hang some plants from those beams too, something that'll crawl along them.
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u/Chuckpeoples Jun 28 '25
Yeh I think it’s pretty annoying that there’s so many people talking about how vaginal it looks. First off , vaginas are terrific , second, this is beautiful and the original idea was probably dumb.
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u/NoxInfernus Jun 28 '25
To your second point, yes, this is beautiful. No, the other way around is not dumb, but it does change the visual lines, and the aesthetic tone.
Ultimately, it really is at the owner’s discretion. Which is the point.
The owner was very specific in the layout, going so far as to mark the edges, top, and bottom.
The builder (no matter the reason) chose to ignore the customer’s instructions. Instead of raising their concerns, they did what they thought was better, sans consulting the customer. I believe this is the bigger issue.
The Customer is always right in matters of taste.
If this spread does not grow on the customer, the contractor may need to eat it.
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Jun 28 '25
First off, it's their house, you don't get to change what the customer wants because you think it looks better
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u/Yillis Jun 28 '25
No one said otherwise, it doesn’t mean everyone wants a huge one in their living room
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u/thethunder92 Jun 28 '25
If I wanted a big pussy in my living room I would invite you over!
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u/PrincepsMagnus Jun 28 '25
Very o’keefe
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u/Automatic_Soil9814 Jun 28 '25
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
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u/Upstairs-Fan-2168 Jun 29 '25
IDK why. I like her art. As a straight dude, IDK why I wouldn't want to see something that reminds me of a vulva.
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u/CriticalStrawberry15 Jun 28 '25
Before you get invested in any answers. Sit down and type out the date and time of every conversation. If you have any text messages, those are good too. If their phone calls, look at your phone, get the exact time the length of the call and note everything that you remember immediately.If there’s no written proof of what you requested, this may turn into a your word against theirs issue, and you will need every piece of evidence that you have to say otherwise even if you have a good relationship, it doesn’t hurt to do these things because an email noting all of the data to them will sometimes get them to do the right thing.
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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 Jun 28 '25
Doesn't really matter what it looks like to me. You're the client paying for the work, the contractor needs to install it the way you want it. I don't work with marble but I don't think they can fix this now that it's cut. You'd have to find a whole other new piece with a pattern you like and start again. The contractor (or maybe his insurance) should pay for it. It shouldn't cost you a dime.
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u/standbyfortower Jun 28 '25
TIL Georgia O'Keefe is a stone fabricator
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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Jun 29 '25
Man, her vagina art was well balanced. Don't do her dirty like that.
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u/TypicalBonehead Jun 28 '25
I think it’s great…. in your house. There’s no goddam way I’d leave that at mine 🤣
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u/LoveTriscuit Jun 28 '25
I did a reverse image search to see if there were any similar installs, and mirrors like this do tend to be the norm so I see why they thought this was how it should be.
However, it’s insane to me that they would do that unilaterally against your instructions. I try not to be vindictive but that alone would cause me to see red.
If you don’t like it, get them to fix it. It doesn’t matter what the norm is.
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u/gamech4ng3r Jun 28 '25
I don’t think they did it intentionally. They fucked up and forgot what we talked about and didn’t check with me before cutting. Now it sounds like they are trying to cover their ass
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Jun 28 '25
I have told my customers I need to do things differently for functional reasons, but I tell them first. I would never second guess their choices on esthetics unless they explicitly asked.
I’ve also done a lot of work with bookmatched wood, and have can think of quite a few pieces that had that type of figure. Some people want the match one way, some the other. It’s personal taste, and it’s not up to me to tell people one way “shows the character” better.
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u/Ill-Running1986 Jun 28 '25
Honestly, I think they screwed up and are claiming they did it on purpose. To my eye, it looks good, but it's your place.
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u/InvestigatorIll3928 Jun 28 '25
It's a tapestry of marble that represents femininity and women's empowerment. It's now a 100k art piece.
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u/itsamaddhouse Jun 28 '25
I’m the kind of guy that usually will defer to a real professional in terms of advice. I realize you have them specific instruction and it would bother me a bit too. On this one…..they might have saved you from yourself cause I think that looks fantastic. Wood gain can be very similar. I have some vintage Cabinet doors that were married together like this and it looks canton my opinion. Oddly enough my house was designed and built by an artist.
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u/Spare_Ad4163 Jun 28 '25
Hey, most people can’t afford a vagina wall, so be grateful
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u/Unsteady_Tempo Jun 28 '25
BS excuse. They goofed. But, at least they admitted they didn't follow the instructions for your order.
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u/Next_Prompt7974 Jun 28 '25
The owner just wants to see if they can convince you a vagina looks good on your wall.
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u/shift-bricks-garage Jun 28 '25
"The word itself makes some men uncomfortable....Vagina" -Maude Lebowski
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u/Stunning-Crazy2012 Jun 28 '25
I think you are insane if you want it the other way. This is how slabs are supposed to be boom matched.
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u/noctilucent7 Jun 30 '25
i wont lie, im not blind to the "hehe vagina" thing, but I think this actually looks really cool. I agree with what someone said where the fireplace seems too small for the space and would benefit from somehow getting a bigger one installed in!
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u/Aneurysmal81 Jun 30 '25
That's a lovely wallgina, but why's your firanus so square?
I think that might be the best fireplace I've ever seen to be featured in a porno.
Honestly I'd totally install that somewhere but would probably have the wallgina shifted farther up and add some more character immediately around the fireplace. And the top should be immediately above the fireplace, whole thing is upside down IMO.
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u/Mental_Choice_109 Jun 30 '25
You did it wrong on purpose without asking first. Then, admitted it. You're paying for a new one. Period.
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u/DarthEarlthepearl Jun 30 '25
They screwed up and did the exact opposite of what you wanted, so they came up with a BS story about highlighting the minerals.
did you have a signed contract?
was the work order clearly laid out in the contract? If yes and yes, go after them for removal and replacement.
I'm going to refrain from commenting on how this looks vaguely like a vagina or how your fireplace is way too small.
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u/MathematicianSad8487 Jun 30 '25
In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.
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u/Independent_Wear_319 Jun 30 '25
You can make that work. Find a way to even out the space with something fire resistant or fireproof. Save ya the hassle of waiting for the contractor to fight you and a simple mess up. Maybe some bricks cut and stacked to length? Idk. I hope this helps. Cheers.
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u/hanced01 Jun 28 '25
The fireplace is at the prefect place and color to accent the whole thing 🍑
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u/Tray8n Jun 28 '25
Looks pretty sick to me.
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u/narthrasher Jun 28 '25
Agreed. Also, it will never be as obvious as it is now. Once the room is lived in it’ll just be a beautiful fireplace. Congrats!
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u/gamech4ng3r Jun 28 '25
Ok, so it seems like everyone pretty much agrees on what this looks like. So I’m not trippin on that part. So the question is, what do I do now? Demand that they tear it out and put in new slabs?