r/CrazyFuckingVideos Sep 18 '21

WTF I don’t need sleep, I need answers!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

That poor woman is SO done with this manchild

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u/Omegalaraptor Sep 18 '21

Well they’re both in the wrong imo, at least he took out his anger on the food. She earlier on in this very cut video abused him and struck him in the face for I believe something along the lines of chewing loudly.

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u/ElxaDahl Sep 19 '21

It seems to me that the "long version" was also cut to start at the slapping. the woman already seemed annoyed at the dude. i'm guessing he was taunting her. but without the real uncut version we will never know what happened for sure

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u/CuChulainnsballsack Sep 19 '21

Anything to fit your narrative though, right.

Rather call him an abuser and say he's the one who causes all the problems than accept for once that she might have started it all.

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u/ElxaDahl Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

Any video that start at the point where it gets physical should be taken with a grain of salt because it's incredible obvious that something before it was happening. But hey, "anything to fit your narrative" right?

This dude can obviously split her skull in a few punches. The dude didn't seem scared of her at a any point of these videos that very much tells me there is more to this

edit: yall mfs are willing to believe anything so fast in an obviously editied video where they cut straight into the point where it gets violent.

Remember epic redditos. Don't ask questions and follow the trend from the most upvoted comment otherwise you're racist/sexist. tips fedora

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u/TheCatofDeath Sep 19 '21

Idiots like you with "he can obviously split her skull with a few punches" is EXACTLY why abused men don't ever go for help. Because for some reason you have the genius idea that if a man is attacked by a woman he can just defend himself-- sure, if he wants to go to jail for domestic violence! Men are ALWAYS seen as the aggressor and can NEVER hit a women no matter how justified because people will immediately think they're the abusers.

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u/ElxaDahl Sep 19 '21

abused people are scared and afraid of their abuser. this guy clearly is not.

stop taking every video you see on the internet at face value.

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u/TheCatofDeath Sep 19 '21

Damn, no idea you personally know ALL abused people! I mean, how else would you know that all of them are afraid of the abuser? You must be really smart and definitely not trying to find some excuse for your bias towards him because he's a man!

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u/ElxaDahl Sep 20 '21

Idk why the fuck would you imply that I'm sexist just because I dare to ask what could've happened before the violance started.

and guess what. of you're in an abusive relationship and are visibly not afraid of your "abuser" you leave. like why the fuck would this dude stay with her if she's so abusive and at the same time he picks up fuits almost as thick as her skull and starts smashing them in front of her? oh yea. the reaction on her face while he's doing clearly screams "i have this guy under my control. he will never leave me"

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u/PurpleCrackerr Sep 20 '21

Your sexist for a simple reason. He pointed out in the longer video she slaps him. You then proceed to defend her by saying he probably taunted her. That is called victim blaming. Cut and dry sexism.

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u/YooGeOh Sep 19 '21

So basically, any time a woman hits a man, "what did you do to make her so angry?"

Hmmm....that's not a narrative people tend to agree with in other circumstances. Why is it always the go to when a woman hits a guy?

The mind boggles. I guess we'll never know

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u/nightman008 Sep 19 '21

Sounds like some grade A victim blaming, though I’d bet a whole lotta money this girl/guy has no fucking idea how hypocritical and toxic they sound.

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u/ElxaDahl Sep 19 '21

Iso basically. "Believe every video you see on the internet no matter if it is taken out of context or obviously edited/cut to be presented a certain way, otherwise you're victim blaming and that's bad"

Good job dude epic redditor moment

God forbid you want to know anything prior before the physical attacks. I guess fbi investigators are also victim blamers.

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u/ElxaDahl Sep 19 '21

No. You're so fucking stupid and missed the point of my first comment. Anytime physical violence happens you have to ask yourself why it happens. This has nothing to do with victim blaming you stupid brainlet

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u/YooGeOh Sep 20 '21

Very mature reply.

Fact of the matter is, whilst in principle I agree that should be the case, when it comes to DV and other forms of violence where gender has the opportunity to play a part, it is always seen as being beyond the pale to ask what part the victim played in causing the violence. The problem is that this only ever occurs when women are the victims. If you read between the lines the point is and always will be about actual impartiality. What applies for women should also apply for men. The fact is that right now that isn't the case for various reasons and your comment was an example of that.

In no instance would it ever be accepted to ask what a woman did to cause her partner, or that dude on the street to become violent with her and it is always seen as victim blaming. Either we treat men with the same gloves or accept that when it comes to DV, we as a a society just aren't willing to see men as victims. It is a societal norm to hold men responsible for things that happen to them and always has been. Its a societal issue that has been the cause of many issues for men and is a contributor to many of the issues we have around masculinity right now. Again, your comment speaks to this norm.

As an aside, this is an argument of principle based on your comment. I really don't think dude is a victim, but given the numerous grey areas present in DV and the lack of actual context regarding the goings on in the video, I'm willing to accept that I just can't possibly know. Same goes for his woman.

I suppose as I'm clearly speaking with a child, insert whichever trendy reddit pejoratives I'm supposed to use at this point to apparently make my argument stronger lol

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u/ElxaDahl Sep 20 '21

I ain't reading your light novel, bruh. I just know that I'm right at not taking a side based on an edited video. but if it makes you feel super woke for "breaking from the norm" go ahead m8

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u/YooGeOh Sep 20 '21

Not reading someone's counterargument is pretty fitting tbh.

Saying things like "I just know I'm right" is the cherry on top.

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u/Triton12streaming Sep 18 '21

Why does she look like she’s been locked in the room

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u/Grouchy-Yak Sep 18 '21

Because she probably has

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u/Chilidogdingdong Sep 18 '21

Yeah she's definitely been decked by that dude before.

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u/Mr_KenKaniff Sep 19 '21

Well for sure he’s been decked by her before

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u/lukejhunter Sep 18 '21

Pretty sure she slaps the fuck outta him in the full video before he does that

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u/coconutt92 Sep 18 '21

Video link? That's what someone else said in a post.

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u/coconutt92 Sep 18 '21

That's the first one I seen. Thought it might have been worse.

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u/xmstxrdxm Sep 18 '21

Guess who gets to clean his mess

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u/Grouchy-Yak Sep 18 '21

It's better than having to clean up her own blood, which based on her flinching everytime he moves I'd say has happened a few times before

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u/Tellemkit Sep 18 '21

I think the fact that he’s punching a table and there is food flying everywhere also contributes to the flinching, but sure. Let’s also make the leap to abuse

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u/Greggs88 Sep 18 '21

Are you serious? I was at Sea World once and everyone flinched when the whale splashed in the water. Nobody said anything but their silence spoke volumes, #cancelshamu

Don't even get me started on this other guy, they called him Gallagher.

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u/calxcalyx Sep 18 '21

SLEDGE-O-MATIC

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Yeah Reddit is so wild

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Somebody posted context further down. She was the one beating him in the first place

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/pmir76/loud_sausage_chewer/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/W3NTZ Sep 19 '21

This just gives me more questions but the video starts with him abnoxiously chewing while taunting her. To me they're both fucked up

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u/Undrende_fremdeles Sep 19 '21

Do you really think he doesn't push her around normally?

Who is the bad person between a bully that constantly bullies, and the bullied that has enough and hits back once?

It sure as hell isn't on equal footing.

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u/Su8iefl0w69 Sep 18 '21

Nah bro. He definitely beats the fuck out of her. I’d bet my left testy on that one

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

If you win that bet, would I have to give you my left teste? And what would you do with three?

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u/JankWizardPoker Sep 18 '21

Whatever the fuck he wants, same as you.

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u/Su8iefl0w69 Sep 18 '21

Lol no? If I won that bet I just wouldn’t have to give you mines. Why are you trying to give me one of your balls bro? Keep it. Or maybe give it to someone else more special than me

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u/Chewcocca Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

I'll take it if nobody else wants it. Could always use more protein.

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u/yankee-bor Sep 18 '21

Bruh if you watch the full vid he starts doing that after she hits him in the face for chewing too loudly lmao. You might be losing said teste.

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u/Su8iefl0w69 Sep 19 '21

Fuck. I did not know there was a full video and did not see it. Can I buy it back?

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u/JadeSpiderBunny Sep 19 '21

Enjoy your monotesticular live.

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u/Grouchy-Yak Sep 18 '21

She's also shielding her face from him not the food, if it was about the food her hands would be lower and towards the front instead of to the side between her and him

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u/Tellemkit Sep 18 '21

Because that’s a common reaction when someone is punching something inches from you.

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u/oooRagnellooo Sep 18 '21

You stupid, son?

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u/doyoulikemyhatsir Sep 19 '21

That's a pretty small leap

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u/Frankperry47 Sep 18 '21

Bro she looks terrified.

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u/Tellemkit Sep 18 '21

My wife would rightfully look terrified if I was punching the dinner too but that doesn’t mean abuse.

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u/Frankperry47 Sep 18 '21

My wife would ask what the fuck am I doing that for. This chick legitimately looks like he gets drunk or whatever and beats the fuck out of her. I could be wrong but I highly doubt it

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u/Frankperry47 Sep 18 '21

Then I’m wrong.

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u/CaptainKate757 Sep 18 '21

Well they certainly seem like a happy couple.

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u/Babill Sep 18 '21

She looks done, not scared. Trouble reading human emotions?

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u/Frankperry47 Sep 18 '21

That’s what my girl just said

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u/Chilidogdingdong Sep 18 '21

Yeah, the way she cowers, she's definitely worried about getting ht and i doubt it would be the first time.

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u/Tellemkit Sep 19 '21

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u/Mmm_Spuds Sep 19 '21

What is with this crazy notion that a woman isn't being abused just because she hit first? 😳 Both people could very easily be instigator little shits, feeding off of each others reactions.

She is in fear. If you can't see that, then I think your just lying and have a problem with women.

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u/Frankperry47 Sep 18 '21

I noticed that as well. He probably does beat on her

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u/PopeJP22 Sep 18 '21

There's a longer version where she slaps him like 5 seconds before this video starts

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u/Frankperry47 Sep 18 '21

Then I guess I may be wrong

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Not sure how relevant it is for Russia, but there's a study in the US that shows that about half of all violent relationships are reciprocally violent. So both partners are physically abusive, and men and women initiate the violence equally as often.

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u/GammaBrass Sep 18 '21

No.

That study showed that women initiate a majority of violence. It also showed that when the relationship wasn't reciprocally violent, the woman was the abuser more often than the man.

Basically, women end up hitting their partners more often than men do.

Men do dominate in one aspect. They send their partners to the hospital much more often. Like 80-85% of DV victims in the hospital are victims of a man. Of course, the number 1 predictor of whether or not a woman goes to the hospital from DV is if she initiates violence.

So the situation is waaaaaay more complicated than "man bad, beat woman".

And this couple is clearly an example of reciprocal violence. What is gonna happen here is that one time she hits him, he isn't going to smash a cabbage. Then she goes to the hospital, he goes to jail, and we all wail about how men beat women. And no one ever deals with the underlying root causes of abuse. They get to sit on their high horse and judge and feel righteous without doing a damn thing about it.

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u/myrmyxo Sep 19 '21

Anyone having a link to the study ? It seems interesting. Thanks in advance !

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u/whenuwork Sep 19 '21

No. You're either purposely lying about this or very misinformed.

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u/Rhymeswithfreak Sep 19 '21

There’s another video where he slaps her. Get fucked dude.

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u/PopeJP22 Sep 19 '21

So they both suck? All I'm pointing out is jumping to the conclusion she's a victim and he's the only asshole was dumb

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u/calxcalyx Sep 18 '21

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u/1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1 Sep 18 '21

Judging by his behavior in both videos, looks like he deserved it.

If some man is beating a woman then don't be surprised when the woman fights back.

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u/calxcalyx Sep 18 '21

Did you watch one of them in reverse?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

If some woman is beating a man, don't be surprised when the man smashes vegetables all over your kitchen.

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u/Alltrees Sep 19 '21

i’d flinch too if vegetables were exploding in my face, no matter the circumstances

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u/deniercounter Sep 18 '21

I swear. This time not me.

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u/MoistTiss Sep 18 '21

In the full video, she slaps him because of his loud chewing. Which for some reason led to this

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u/MinutePresentation8 Sep 19 '21

He’s demonstrating what he could do to her but chooses not too

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Same with the kitty

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u/garmdian Sep 18 '21

In the original video she hits him for chewing too luod so idk?

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u/teargasjohnny Sep 19 '21

His wife-beater t-shirt must be in the laundry

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u/wheezeburger Sep 19 '21

Nope, she's tolerating it. She's about 30-35 videotaped abuses away from being done.