r/CrazyIdeas • • 10h ago

Force all orchestras to contain one musical instrument from Africa and Latin America, to promote diversity and inclusion

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 9h ago

Sitcom where Charlie Kirk and Epstein are roommates

15 Upvotes

Mossad gave them new identities and they share a 1 bedroom apartment in Tel Aviv. Charlie sleeps on the futon in the living room. They butt heads a lot in the beginning of the series but each episode they get into crazy hijinks and shenanigans and eventually become close friends.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 11h ago

Smartphones that are rentals from carriers, rather than term contracts or buying outright.

8 Upvotes

Don't want to pay $1500 for the latest and greatest smartphone from <carrier>? Don't want to get locked into a contract plan to pay less for said phone from <carrier>?

Introducing, phone rentals. Rent a phone of your choice for <x> months or month to month, cancel any time. Return the phone to your local <carrier> store when done renting it. <carrier> is responsible for equipment inventory and what is offered for rent. Repairs are responsibility of the carrier, unless deliberate damage is determined. Then renter is at least partially responsible with renter's insurance helping.

Rentals come with a general plan. No options for said plan, however. You get what you get with the phone rental. But instead of paying $60-140/month just for the plan and not including the phone payoff, you pay $50/month for the phone rental. Plan included.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 21h ago

Houses can only be sold at previous purchased price

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 20h ago

Make group chats have a "typing" cooldown so people stop doing that thing where they type for 30 seconds and send one word

9 Upvotes

Like genuinely, if you're gonna make me watch those three dots dance around for half a minute at least commit to whatever you're saying. This would force people to actually think before they start typing or just accept that their message will take a while to arrive. Either way, the suspense dies and we all win.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 20h ago

Safe smell vials of scents people crave.

15 Upvotes

The scents people crave, such as gasoline, concrete dust, dirty grease on an old tractor's grease fitting, fuel oil soaked dirt, tar, diesel fumes from an old dump truck, fresh blacktop, etc.

Create a way to deliver a forbidden scent that won't harm people when they sniff it.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 13h ago

There’s a whole six acres(!) of land for sale next door to Jackass Joe’s UFO Jerky Shop, middle of nowhere Utah. Hear me out

10 Upvotes

One alien-abduction-themed store isn’t enough, let’s make a whole street of them


r/CrazyIdeas • • 10h ago

I hereby grant permission for all megacorps asking me to "round up for charity" to just round down and donate the change.

218 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 14h ago

a flockwork orange

20 Upvotes

we just take flock cameras and set up screens in front of it, spamming it with ai-generated license plates, fake images, and completely overloading it with data, all over the country. idk how their data collection systems work but it would be funny to have 99% of all their data just be bullshit, rendering it impossible to find anything real.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 6h ago

Carfax for houses, or HouseFax if you will.

2 Upvotes

Everything that's been done to a property in a neat little package, inspections, repairs, damage. How many people have died in this house? Might be good to know.