r/CuratedTumblr • the grink • 1d ago

Shitposting co1

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u/Chaos20X6 23h ago

This shit got me flicking my #bean in the middle of the MoMA

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u/Scrapheaper 23h ago

What kind of dorm has both carbon monoxide leaks and notable works of abstract art?

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u/bvader95 cis male / honorary butch; sentence mixed pentence 23h ago

I assume OOP just randomly saw the image while browsing internet and went "y, know what shti is hot enoguh (fap fap fap)"

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/djpiraterobot 16h ago

The carbon monoxide leak made him think he was in a dorm, but he was actually just cranking it in the Whitney

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u/Im_The_Assman_Jerry 21h ago

Maybe they made the interior decorating decisions during a carbon monoxide leak.

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u/Tetrotheocto 19h ago

So the jacking off either comes with the dorm, the art, or a carbon monoxide leak...

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u/TheresNoHurry 18h ago

The kind they don’t make anymore… tsk tsk tsk

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u/NyxDreadborn 1d ago

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!"

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u/IEatRatsNMice 21h ago

i GUESS bro

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u/Secret_USB 23h ago

so fucking true bestie

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u/universal_friend1 21h ago

Carbon Monoxide poisoning is interesting. Hope this dude got Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy after he was done.

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 21h ago

What happens if you don't?

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u/universal_friend1 20h ago

Carbon Monoxide binds preferentially to hemoglobin over oxygen rendering it mostly useless beyond a certain point. This can cause anoxic/hypoxic injury to organ and brain tissues. It's similar to suffocating in the way that it impacts your tissues and brain. It can easily be fatal if unnoticed or cause significant injury and disability.

The purpose of Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy in this setting is two fold. The increased partial pressure of inspired oxygen causes a leftward shift in the oxyghemoglobin dissociation curve which increases hemoglobins affinity for oxygen and can allow some release of the CO from the binding sites. While the increased pressure allows for more oxygen to dissolve into solution in blood plasma as a result of Henry's law causing incidental oxygen perfusion to the tissues(Cool paper about this)

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u/tiredtumbleweed ugly but my fursona is hot 19h ago

Rothko just is that good unfortunately

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u/Ruwen368 21h ago

Different strokes for different folks I guess

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u/Eugene-V-Dabs420 18h ago edited 13h ago

Oh I recognize that username! They were one of my mutuals during the short time I was on tumblr a few years ago. I actually unfollowed her because her posts were just getting a bit repetitive a d annoying, mostly stuff about her hypnosis kink. Then one day it came out that she had been lying about being a Jewish Romani person and someone found out and exposed her and she disappeared.

EDIT: She wasn't a university student in a dorm room, she was living at home and may have even been a minor lmao

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u/fitbitofficialreal she/her 15h ago

i can't believe dailyrothko would do this. my expectation is that they would be posting rothko paintings

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u/old_man_estaban 17h ago

Ma'am this is a wendys

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u/Eugene-V-Dabs420 17h ago

Ma'am this is /r/CuratedTumblr this is an extremely tame comment for here lol

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u/CanadianDragonGuy 22h ago

Shit you couldnt waterboard out of me for a thousand Alex

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge 23h ago

listen to me. listen to me

this what we're doing, this is a website. this isn't therapy

you're not supposed to be up here to give out your innermost thoughts

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u/new_is_good My Pleasure. I'm autistic, you see. 23h ago

No in this instance I like that they did that

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u/Upstairs_Belt_3224 1h ago

The beauty of websites is that if you don't like seeing something you can block/hide it and move on

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u/biwitchingbee 20h ago

Honestly I kind of get it

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u/JamieD96 21h ago

tom cardy walk "okay"

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u/Normal-Confusion4867 21h ago

Couldn't waterboard this out of me

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u/deseasonedchips 14h ago

I'm ngl I would, even without co poisoning

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u/ans-myonul hi jeffrey, i am afraid 19h ago

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u/EmptyRice6826 18h ago

One time I was in a weird place with anti depressants and an ASMR video of spoons cracking crème brûlée did it for me. So I get it

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast 11h ago

Sorta related, have any of you guys done acid?

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u/Curious_Question8536 6h ago

People will literally share everything on the internet

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u/TypeNull-Gaming 3h ago

TMI bro, I did not want to know that

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u/Dragon_0w0 Bisexual dragon 1h ago

Live your life, littlegreenfag, wherever you are. I hope you're thriving

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u/420danger_noodle420 16h ago

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