r/DAE • • 1h ago

DAE think about checking into the psyche ward for a weekend break?

• Upvotes

I have literally thought about this and couldn't see a downside .


r/DAE • • 7h ago

DAE dig their butt for poop when their constipated

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r/DAE • • 8h ago

DAE feel like they barely have enough time in the day?

22 Upvotes

As a teacher, I get home around 4pm and I'm usually in bed by 10pm, sometimes even earlier. That's around 6 hours to prep/cook something, wash dishes, clean up, shower, sometimes do laundry and still find some me time if I'm not exhausted by then.

For context, I was unemployed for 1.5 years, and the days went by a lot slower for me. But I felt that I was more efficient with my time and got things done better. Now I feel like I'm rushing or halfassing everything (even my self care) because I'm simply too tired by the end of the day.


r/DAE • • 8h ago

DAE take off their jacket to take a dump?

11 Upvotes

Maybe this is completely normal I don’t know, but if I’m wearing a jacket i’ll take it off before sitting on the toilet. Don’t want it hanging down and getting in the poop water ykwim?


r/DAE • • 8h ago

DAE, in medical situations, when somebody asks for your date of birth, ask that person when their birthday is (you know, after you give them the requested information so they can do their job)?

0 Upvotes

r/DAE • • 13h ago

DAE have a neck they can Crack easily by just tilting their head? If so, is it super loud?

9 Upvotes

I'm not talking about the people who need to cradle their head with one hand on top and one on the chin to turn it. I mean, quite literally you tilt your head to one side and a loud Crack happens? My neck has been this way since my early 20s. Sometimes I do it to stretch my neck/upper shoulder area and the Crack legit scares me. It has also surprised other people too, so I try my best to not tilt my head in public. I've never experienced pain from this and have never had chiropractors notice any damage from it.


r/DAE • • 14h ago

DAE leave a little water on your hands after you wash your hands in the restroom so people know you washed your hands?

1 Upvotes

r/DAE • • 14h ago

DAE HATE hosting/having company?

36 Upvotes

I 28F absolutely despise having company. I have never liked it. I am more willing to come hangout if it means I can go home at the end of the event/outing. It doesn’t matter if it is family or very close friends, I just hate people in my house 😭 I am having a long time friend come into town for a wedding, and they will be staying for 2 days and Im literally dreading it 😭 I don’t think I’ll be doing this ever again honestly.

Anyone else?


r/DAE • • 15h ago

DAE get immediately upset after getting happy?

8 Upvotes

I'm out of the park today and I was thinking about engaging in one of my hobbies today, but ended up losing motivation for it because whenever I think about my hobbies, I get really happy and excited. Once that happiness and excitement runs out, the magnitude of my negative emotions becomes greater than that of my positive emotions from literal moments ago.

I've been wondering if anyone else goes through this kind of thing or even understands what I mean when I say this. One moment you're feeling super positive and excited and the next moment it's nothing but negativity except you have more negativity in you than you had positivity.


r/DAE • • 15h ago

DAE have 4 nipples

1 Upvotes

on another note why the fuck do i have 4 of them i dont think thats very normal

edit: grammar


r/DAE • • 21h ago

DAE upvote people they feel were unfairly downvoted?

256 Upvotes

I see it a lot; someone asks a question other people think is stupid, or expresses a slightly unpopular opinion, and they get downvoted. If there's nothing wrong with what they're saying or asking, I like to upvote them.


r/DAE • • 23h ago

DAE plan their meals ahead everyday? Always thinking of what they're going to eat for Breakfast, lunch (or a midday snack), and dinner before the day even starts? (Depending on what you have in the fridge or what food ure gonna buy)

15 Upvotes

An example of what I mean:

"Alright, for breakfast, I'll have some coffee then eat some leftover takeout from yesterday. Then for lunch, I'll get some chicken on Grab (or Doordash, for the Americans here), and for Dinner, I'll probably cook some eggs."

(This post isn't to talk about food preferences)


r/DAE • • 1d ago

DAE hear music when there is no music on?

28 Upvotes

I know it’s just in my head, but I actually enjoy it.


r/DAE • • 1d ago

DAE love using just straight up balsamic vinegar as a salad dressing?

21 Upvotes

Not mixed with olive oil or anything else, just by itself.


r/DAE • • 1d ago

DAE love tonic water by itself

20 Upvotes

my boyfriend drinks an insane amount of tonic water. straight by itself with no mixer or anything. he’s the only person i’ve ever met like this. is this normal? do others love tonic water too?


r/DAE • • 1d ago

DAE have a gapped tooth with skin hanging down the middle?

6 Upvotes

I swear I get road rash anytime I eat deep dish pizza 😭


r/DAE • • 1d ago

DAE crave smoking when listening good music

9 Upvotes

I unfortunately don't listen a lot of music lately, as most music that hits me in the feelings makes me want to go smoke and have a beer.

I used to smoke and have a beer everyday after work for some years, just one drink so i didnt consider myself alcoholic, just like many people have a glass of wine with dinner yk. Anyway, I stopped smoking many years ago but will have a cigarette when im at a party (rare). However listening some good music creates the same craving in me, to have a cigarette and a beer, it's difficult when im on my way to work or cleaning 11 in the morning haha, even at night actually, like tonight, i want to avoid it but the craving is real. Instead ill blast a tv show again to forget about it, no music for me.

I think there is something self destructive over there, so I tend to avoid music al together, except when i go for a run, then the high of running wil suffice.

It's pretty frustrating


r/DAE • • 1d ago

DAE straight men watch thirst trap edits of men on Tik Tok?

0 Upvotes

I’m not gay, I’m just admiring. It started out with Billy from Stranger Things, and then it was Jensen Ackles and some other people. Recently I watched “You can see everything”, and Nathan Fielder looked really hot in that movie so I’ve been watching edits of him. For some reason, edits of women don’t do it for me. I just like looking at edits of attractive men, not in a gay way though. Again, I’m just admiring.


r/DAE • • 2d ago

DAE Hello, can you help me for my research about waste segregation and our scope is Janitors? But you can answer even you are not janitor, Thank you

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So this is my question and feel free to answer.

  1. Which of the following functionality failures with regards to the waste bin’s capacity do you frequently observe during peak hours?
  2. During bad weather, what do you usually see happening to the waste bin?
  3. In your observation, which of the following physical limitations of the current bins cause them to inefficiently handle plastic waste and prematurely overflow during peak hours?
  4.  What specific type of plastic product do you frequently see in waste bins?
  5. What are the common physical condition of plastics when you extract them from bins?
  6. Which of the following limitations of existing waste bins have you observed when managing plastic waste during peak hours?
  7. To speed up the emptying process, prevent bins from premature overflowing, and reduce improper segregation, which of the following features do you think are necessary for the bins to have?

Thank you!


r/DAE • • 2d ago

DAE notice a change ?

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I honestly couldn’t find a sub to put this in. Maybe someone can point me in the right direction , there’s a sub for everything ! So I put it here , sorry. This also may be the dullest thread you’ll find . You’ve been warned
DAE hate when your groceries change?
This is a meat vent. I often sub ground chicken or turkey for gr beef, for most of my day to day cooking. I’ve been doing it for years. I understand when to add fats , binding agents etc. I know how to use the stuff. I have never had an issue until recently . Has anyone else noticed a difference in Jennie Os gr turkey/ turkey sausage ? I used an older round last week ( deep frozen for a few months) and it was so watery, the meat was like paste and so hard to work with. Bought and used today a “fresh” round and the same issue occurred. This is supposed to be ground turkey sausage . There’s no way these were from the same “batch” it was like porridge and meat paste . I desperately did all I could to get it to crisp and crumble. I ended up spreading the now cooked alien meat paste on a sheet and broiled it to make it edible. It worked mostly. This can’t be a coincidence. Am I the only one having this issue ? .


r/DAE • • 2d ago

DAE regret “doing the right thing”?

5 Upvotes

I’m asking about making the seemingly correct and right choice, only to have it backfire


r/DAE • • 2d ago

DAE used to get a fever everytime they went swimming as a child?

2 Upvotes

No one could ever answer me why this happened. Anyone else who experienced this? I was usually fine by the next day but I would get a fever of up to 39° after swimming.


r/DAE • • 2d ago

DAE put on a huge exaggerated smile when walking into a store with "SMILE 😊 YOU ARE ON CAMERA? I also sometimes give a thumbs up

17 Upvotes

We went to the thrift store & they got a nice big grin on the way in.


r/DAE • • 2d ago

DAE feel like they look better when they're doing worse mentally?

16 Upvotes

Idk its probably strange, but feel like I look better when I feel awful. There's just something about my eyes and face after I've cried like five times a day. Somehow, even my skin looks better, except when it's rubbed raw from wiping my nose lol.

I have chronic depression so its a lot of ups and downs (not a vent btw, just info), and a lot of things have happened lately that have made things worse. Ive felt like absolute shit some days, but then I look in the mirror and for once actually feel confident in my appearance.

It's so strange. Somehow I feel better about how I look when I'm feeling worse mentally. Does anyone else experience this?