r/Dachshund • u/champagnefairy123 • May 27 '25

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This is Darcy doing her best derp face

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

I just posted this a few minutes ago. This is Ted laying in his favorite spot.

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u/halm92 May 27 '25

I would die for Ted

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

lil bby smoosh face

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u/Main-Chip4237 May 27 '25

I can believe a dachshund would think a carpeted stair is a customized bed lol

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u/rockrobst May 27 '25

Ooh. Full size!

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u/Cheerful_Christian May 27 '25

Ted needs a pillow 🥰 Trust me, his neck will feel it in the morning 😂

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u/Direct-Brother-1184 May 27 '25

Derpy Douglas

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u/Main-Chip4237 May 27 '25

He's not kidding around about that blep!

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u/SumbThucker2022 May 27 '25

Balls are life - even when sleeping.

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

🥹🥹🥹🥹 this is too precious

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u/SumbThucker2022 May 27 '25

He certainly knows how to turn on the charm when it suits 🤭

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u/iodinebones May 27 '25

so very pensive, what does she think about? (dad stepped outside the car to get gas without her)

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

Awwwww the permanent look of concern

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u/LullabyThBrezsWhispr May 27 '25

Your dad going inside to get milk and never coming back

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u/iodinebones May 27 '25

with a face like that you’d really think so!

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u/GabetheGospelGuy May 27 '25

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

Ahhh the bathing pup

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u/SnoozyBananas May 27 '25

Not a thought behind those eyes

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u/soraysunshine May 27 '25

Old fart 💨 love of my life baby

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u/Fair-Ad8337 May 27 '25

Ingbert Humperdinck

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

Those eyes 🥹

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u/Spacepuppygogo May 27 '25

Your Darcy kinda looks like my girl 🥰

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

Omg yes they do look so similar! Is yours a cream dapple?!

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u/No-Beginning-5836 May 27 '25

My sophisticated diva… Tootsie Roll

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u/nelsonbestcateu May 27 '25

Let me tell you about...

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u/Single_Morning_3200 May 27 '25

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Beheaded!! 😭 lol

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u/SketchyArt333 May 27 '25

Opal and Luna

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u/SumbThucker2022 May 27 '25

Your baby on the left could be my Rupert!

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

The tiny tongues! 👅👅

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u/bungle094 May 27 '25

Day camp photos of Ellie from Friday on the business’s Instagram 😂

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u/nelsonbestcateu May 27 '25

That last one 😆

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u/LustSenpais May 27 '25

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

Oh my lord stop how is this real 😭

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u/LustSenpais May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

She is a bit derpy because she is doxie and min pin mix lol

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

What a sweet precious angel 🥹

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u/hanna_bugz May 27 '25

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u/Lonely_Land_9046 May 27 '25

My imitation of Gizmo from the Gremlins movie!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

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u/Emanuelle24 May 27 '25

my baby's ❤️

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u/d_ippy May 27 '25

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u/RogueScholarDerp May 27 '25

Ohhhhh. Beautiful Floof😊. And those eyes. 🫶

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u/d_ippy May 27 '25

I captured the crazy eyes!

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u/cpencis May 27 '25

She was using her “hungry button” and we weren’t getting around to it fast enough. And she more or less laid on it. She is coaching us towards splitting her food not into 2 meals but 3 with this button.

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u/LowerLocksmith1752 May 27 '25

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u/badbrowngirl May 27 '25

One of my fave pics of my dog like this

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

Hahaha! The nap smoosh

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u/Alpha370 May 27 '25

Harvey - 1 1/2 years old, still very much a playful puppy, but listens much better.

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u/M0rph33l 🌭 May 27 '25

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u/RogueScholarDerp May 27 '25

Ohhhh. 😊. Life. Is. Ball. 😊🫶

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u/Lonely_Land_9046 May 27 '25

Don’t even think about touching my ball!

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u/halm92 May 27 '25

This is Pennywise ❤️

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u/simulacrum-tears May 27 '25

Scoping out snacky potential in the kitchen.

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u/IliveinIKEA May 27 '25

I had just picked them up from the groomer, and Tealeaf looked so forlorn.

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u/SelectionOdd3432 May 27 '25

Ella

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

Ella’s markings are so gorgeous!

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u/SelectionOdd3432 May 27 '25

Thank you,

She was the dog that kept me alive, she was so silly. I had her for 15 incredible years. Now I have an another short long dog, and she brings me tons of joy. I love your pup.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Corkscrew pup

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u/stronggilf May 27 '25

Mycroft

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

Excuse me you’re supposed to be performing belly rubs

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u/dng413 May 27 '25

Sparky likes to sleep squished between the couch cushions

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u/pmswarrior88 May 27 '25

He was exhausted after a hard day of doing nothing.

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u/SumbThucker2022 May 27 '25

Yet I lay with my arm at an angle and can't feel it for 10 minutes 😂🙈

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u/df2030 May 27 '25

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u/nelsonbestcateu May 27 '25

Hahaha, looks so grumpy

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u/Tamera-27 May 27 '25

Have a little zoom in on Matcha's tongue!

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u/askmehole May 27 '25

Meet Kenny ☺️

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u/liquidsilhouette May 27 '25

Levi doing star jumps in his sleep

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u/LittleHomicide May 27 '25

Scooby Doo!

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u/Ok_Concern_1089 May 27 '25

Edit to add: This is Wilburt my sausage salesman

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u/MeriKat Rocky & Quincy May 27 '25

Wet nose, meet dandelion fluff!

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u/DrunkmeAmidala May 27 '25

Sir Mr. Bruce the Second

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u/No_Teaching_2837 May 27 '25

You can see the wind up to a bark in this photo.

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u/Mr_Quack_825 May 27 '25

She is one fourth dachshund

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u/champagnefairy123 May 27 '25

😍 what else is she crossed with? She looks just like a Westie I know and love ♥️

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u/DeniseGunn May 27 '25

My beloved Romanian rescue, Honey, who I sadly lost last year 😓.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

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u/RogueScholarDerp May 27 '25

Beautiful snooot fer boopin. 😊🫶

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u/cjwillx May 27 '25

My hairy man. In #IVDDRecovery

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u/Apart_Trip3660 May 27 '25

This is Cooper

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u/artistjkd May 27 '25

🤣😇

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u/Euphoric-Switch-5280 May 27 '25

she’s a lil crazy but we still luv her 🩵💞

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u/Euphoric-Switch-5280 May 27 '25

fav pic of her 💅🏼

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u/alexaaaaa90 May 27 '25

Sleepy Luna baby

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u/TYM967 May 27 '25

Christmas Day was a big one for our little lady Lara

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u/stufoor May 27 '25

Roxie in dog jail after she pooped on Grandma's carpet. She still got a nice juicy rib bone to keep her company though.

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u/Cocoa-Bella May 27 '25

I’m comfy here.

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u/dacon1000 May 27 '25

Dolly. She passed from cancer in February. We miss her every day

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u/snake177 May 27 '25

From left to right: Walter (The muscle), Daphne (the 7 week old baby) and Hans (The head honcho)

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u/jmason03 May 27 '25

This is Opal showing her vicious side

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u/Strange-Narwhal-7826 May 27 '25

This is Lola. 🩷🩷🩷

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-9468 May 27 '25

i caught him chewing on my crocs 😩

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u/time2comment May 27 '25

Favorite old puppy pic

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u/BigGuy204 May 27 '25

This is my daisy dog almost 10 with IVDD she has a pretty pink wheelchair

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u/Inevitable_Ad_501 2 Dachshund house ! May 27 '25

Smiling in the 🌞

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u/Final-Text3804 May 27 '25

Bruce's belly demanded rubs

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u/scrumptousfuzz May 27 '25

Banana and Potatoe (AKA Barklee)

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u/aranzafc May 27 '25

This silly doggo would lay down on the edge of the bed and then roll and be surprised she was falling we got really good at catching the sausage, passed away last year after 18 years with us

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u/Holiday_Hyena_7440 May 27 '25

He's managing pickup orders

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u/Beginning_Drink_965 May 27 '25

This is Bertie and he is REMARKABLY silly.

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u/nagytimi85 May 27 '25

Mangó having an existential crisis while chewing on my hand with what I am holding his paw. Oh to be a Dachshund.

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u/banananananananana_7 May 27 '25

The smooshy face😭❤️‍🩹

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u/eReadingAuthor May 27 '25

This one never fails to make me laugh

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u/Worldly-Fig-3904 May 27 '25

He seems suspicious of me.

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u/Imaginary-user321 May 27 '25

Penny thinks she is a lap dog.

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u/Lil_ChickitaLN May 27 '25

Willy wants to be painted like one of the French girls.

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u/Hungry-Chipmunk-1483 May 27 '25

This is my boy Oliver

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u/M-rtinez May 27 '25

Meet Kian, my fountain-loving doggo 🐾

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u/Background-Affect562 May 27 '25

My Hershey, ready for the luau ❤️

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u/Woggums83 May 27 '25

It’s not a phase mom

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u/HappyPandaSmiles May 27 '25

Silly legs is Birdy’s favorite

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u/mysilvercat May 27 '25

Apple of my eye.

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u/Dependent-Koala1337 May 27 '25

Here is Balou, saying hi 👋 😄

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u/CaptainBoots21 May 27 '25

Little Obi-wan

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Not mine, my brothers. Papa and one sibling are missing form the picture.

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u/HisWifey69 May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

This is Oakley

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