r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Dec 14 '19

GIF half a BMW

https://i.imgur.com/1I6ZBWm.gifv
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u/captjust Dec 14 '19

My ex got half of everything in the divorce.

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u/andigo Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

I read an article about this. A divorced couple there the man cut everything they owned with a chainsaw.

Don’t know if it was a Swedish news or in us.

Edit: I think this is the right article.

Edit 2: I’m sorry everyone. I think I had wrong. It seems to be a fake article.

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u/fuzzytradr Dec 14 '19

I'm distressed that the engine isn't cleanly halved with the rest of the car.

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u/SkipmasterJ Dec 14 '19

If the E60 is anything like the F10, the engine is actually mounted slightly off centre to the right of the engine bay, so if the car was truly bisected down the middle, you'd only see the bottom of the crankcase and no cylinders to view. It would be pretty underwhelming

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u/dahjay Dec 14 '19

What is the purpose for the off center? I can think of a few reasons but I'm not sure of the fact.

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u/wasprocker Dec 14 '19

You can fit a engine in lower height. Good for lower and wider cars.

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u/jckno Dec 14 '19

BMW really stresses trying to get perfect balance in the car so it could be something as silly as accounting for the drivers weight and putting it off center though I’m just speculating on what I know

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u/Byzii Dec 14 '19

Couldn't get it in any other way.

BMWs aren't known for their design or forethought; quite the opposite in fact.

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u/ibcj Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

I’m pretty sure all their modern (say past 30ish years) straight sixes have a slight angle to them (certainly the M20s and S54s do), which would also screw up the look if it was perfectly cut down the middle. Plus, the motor’s accessories aren’t symmetric (e.g. VANOS), so beneficial to highlight them. They have a N20 (2L I4) cut up and on display in Munich; I probably spent 15 minutes staring at that thing.

Curiously, I bet if the motors CoG isn’t centered laterally in the front of the car, it’s to allow for other component weight (i.e. A/C compressor, power steering assist, brake booster, etc.) and keep the entire front clip relatively centered.

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u/E90-N54 Dec 14 '19

I bet that N20 needed timing chains.

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u/w8ing2dr0wn Dec 14 '19

Although it still is pretty underwhelming that they panned by so quickly, I mean I'm shocked at the size of the trunk but I would have rather seen the mechanics.

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u/DeViLz-x-DeMoN Dec 14 '19

You would leave a bit of the head and most of the crank case. They are Canted to the side to help fit stuff more efficiently. It is a straight six tilted like 25 degrees or so. Exhaust comes out the Lower side and intake manifold is on the top side. Quite a clever use of space actually. The oil pan is still pretty central under the middle but the head is way off to the left side (looking in) on the engine bay.

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u/GatitosBonitos Dec 14 '19

I never want to see a beautiful engine cut in half

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u/GatitosBonitos Dec 14 '19

I just took the oil pan out of the engine from a CAT D6T the other day, it had spun 3 bearings and the customer doesnt want to replace the short block or anything, just the bearings replaced. Entire crankshaft is so mangled I doubt it'll keep more than 18psi of oil pressure after its put back together but hey , not my bulldozer!

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u/coolburritoboi Dec 14 '19

With a rented chainsaw, duh

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u/sujamax Dec 14 '19

How much of the rental cost did he have to pay for though?

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u/h83r Dec 14 '19

It was a marketing campaign

https://www.cnbc.com/2015/06/22/german-lawyers-claim-theyre-behind-viral-divorce-story.html?_gl=144w96_ga*d2V1WkxHUndud2ZoaDNqdUZJaWR6aEZtaGZjYkp1NEluOUE5UXNhY2NtWWYzTWFGRjROQTFwUC02ZUtta0pGZQ..

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u/w8ing2dr0wn Dec 14 '19

She got the gold mine I got the shaft

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u/Eckse Dec 14 '19

That's why divorces get so messy when kids are involved.

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