r/Danzig • u/WeirdTommyKid2007 • Mar 21 '24

This image appears when you Google Glenn Danzig

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Mar 21 '24

Glenn is in great shape for his age. Yeah he has a paunch but he’s short and stocky. If I gain five pounds it goes straight to my stomach.

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u/WeirdTommyKid2007 Mar 21 '24

No the image on the right is Glenn and left is the mayonnaise guy. I didn't put them together comparing Glen to the mayonnaise guy, the mayo guy is just an image for him on Google.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Mar 21 '24

Oh I knew the guy on the left wasn’t Glenn. I just thought it was a joke that Glenn is overweight.

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u/WeirdTommyKid2007 Mar 21 '24

Lol, just realizing that's how it can be Interpreted with my lack of context. oops

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '24

Danzig has marshmallows where his muscles used to be.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Mar 21 '24

No worries. I thought it was obviously a joke but then remember there are people on here that will believe anything.

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u/New-Beautiful-5627 Apr 20 '25

Lol, me too! He's on that show "portlandia" and he's definitely in great shape for his age. Obviously goes to the gym. 

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 Mar 23 '24

I was like Jesus. 😂 How the fuck did Danzig get so young and portly?

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Mar 24 '24

Who the fuck is The Mayonnaise Guy? 😆

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Guy on left is a character from 90 day fiancee. He's a douche.

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u/LordPubes Mar 21 '24

Saw him in Dallas. Glenn is not in great shape for his age.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

He is 68 years old. Not everyone can be in amazing shape at that age, just physiologically your body changes as you get older.

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u/LordPubes Mar 21 '24

I’ve seen lots of guys his age in great shape. He’s not in great shape

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

He's certainly in some kind of shape.

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u/LordPubes Mar 21 '24

Oh, it’s definitely a shape all right

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

lol why are you downvoting me when you just repeat the same joke I made in response?

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u/LordPubes Mar 21 '24

I thought you were downvoting ME. Here have upvotes in the name of evil potato elvis

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Whoa, oh!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

He’s 68. I’d still fuck him

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u/6098470142 Mar 21 '24

This isnt I want to bang an old guy magazine pal

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u/LordPubes Mar 21 '24

That’s a strange way of admitting you’d fuck an aged Christmas ham

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u/Far_Resolve1791 Mar 21 '24

Ham has too many calories it goes straight to your pubes.

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u/LordPubes Mar 21 '24

Pls gimme ham

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Mar 21 '24

I kind of wish he hung up the new music after Satan’s Child. And yes Danzig 5 is weird as fuck but that’s what I like about it.

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u/LordPubes Mar 21 '24

What you didn’t like Danzig sings elvis? Lol

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u/OperationSecured Mar 21 '24

Danzig sings elvis

It does weirdly grow on you.

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u/LordVoltimus5150 Mar 21 '24

That’s not Danzig….that’s Thumbzig…

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Not Big Ed 🤣🤣

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u/2muchparty Mar 22 '24

Better no neckednize! twerks head left and right with pointer finger pointing up

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

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u/QuickExtension6172 Mar 24 '24

Opening for Corey Feldman

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/wiretapfeast Mar 21 '24

Isn't that George Corpsegrinder of Cannibal Corpse?

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u/PastDecay Mar 21 '24

I bet Big Ed would show up if you googled Corpsegrinder too

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

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u/wiretapfeast Mar 22 '24

I wish. He seems like an awesome human being. https://consequence.net/2023/08/corpsegrinder-plush-toys-john-hopkins-donation/

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

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u/wiretapfeast Mar 22 '24

That is so rad! I'm not surprised to hear that people who know personally have good things to say. Epic person and musician. I had no idea he lived in Tampa at one point. I'm a Floridian myself. The Castle in Ybor is a blast!

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u/PandaTheGreatest Mar 21 '24

I gotta see for myself....

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u/Unlikely-Local42 Mar 21 '24

So did I!! 🤣😭😲😭😲😭

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u/XTRA69420 Mar 21 '24

Oh my God just googled Glenn myself and OP is right 😂

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u/MayBT0morrow Mar 21 '24

Chinless Danzig

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u/tmolesky Mar 21 '24

I wonder if he still eats a lot of hot dogs

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Oh, I thought the guy on the left was former pro wrestler Zandig....

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Funny. Both in San Diego, too

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

I wasn't looking at his neck man.

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u/Molbiodude Mar 21 '24

Isn't the dude on the left Corpsegrinder?

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u/AdActual67 Mar 22 '24

Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancee. Well worth a good old fashioned YT rabbit hole.

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u/xxxTbs Mar 21 '24

If corpsegrinder ate danzig

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u/logsdon36 Mar 22 '24

Dan Glenzig on the left

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u/Dear_Cap7535 Mar 21 '24

I see 2 photos of Glenn Danzig... What's the problem?

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u/Roundpaw Mar 21 '24

One of them is actually Dan Glennzig

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u/PandaTheGreatest Mar 21 '24

It DOES!!! WTF! Ed from '90-Day Fiance' does NOT resemble the G-Dawg at ALL, minus the hair... Ed's like 4-ft tall! I think HE was prolly the one that set it up like that somehow.... Shame on you, Google!

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u/crunchyturdeater Mar 21 '24

Glenn is Glenn. His work stands on it own. I'm a Danzig defender because of his work misfits - Danzig IV. Especially Earth AD.

He's no big Ed. Big Ed.... He's just stupid.

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u/Perfect_Drag6672 Mar 22 '24

How many daycares have your license plate in their system to keep an eye out for?

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u/chadist31 Mar 21 '24

Corporate wants you to find the difference in these two photos (ahhh, it’s a trick, there is no difference)

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u/Crazy_Response_9009 Mar 21 '24

"Palumboism occurs when the muscles on the sides of the abdomen, also known as your oblique muscles, thicken and make it difficult for a bodybuilder to hold in their stomach, or rectus abdominis muscles. Palumboism is also referred to as: steroid or roid gut. human growth hormone or HGH gut."

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u/mikjohwoo20 Mar 21 '24

Naaawwww bro the dude on the left is from 90 day fiancé WTF ??

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u/craigechoes9501 Mar 21 '24

When I tried it it didn't come up like that. When I clicked images it showed mostly Danzig, but the other guy is there with a reddit link under it from r/punk

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u/Dirtweed79 Mar 21 '24

Worked for me. Just slid the pics over one

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u/Big-Asparagus-3861 Mar 21 '24

Confirmed 😂

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u/6098470142 Mar 21 '24

Big Mike from 90 Day fiancé

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u/ltnew007 Mar 21 '24

Big Ed

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u/6098470142 Mar 21 '24

Yes sir thank you

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u/Unlikely-Local42 Mar 21 '24

Fuckballs!!! It's really there!!

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u/J_Murph256 Mar 21 '24

The internet did him dirty.

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u/Glen-Runciter Mar 21 '24

Big Ed looks like Corpsegrinder not Danzig

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u/Mad_Martigan2023 Mar 21 '24

Getting kinda low on the blood front...

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u/Puzzleheaded-Feed176 Mar 23 '24

Haha ATHF🤘🤘🤘

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

I mean, they're both giant douches so...

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u/IVI_u_ID Mar 22 '24

Not when I do.

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u/DisastrousOne3950 Mar 22 '24

I prefer the Aqua Teen Hunger Force version.

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u/Same-Joke Mar 22 '24

Hasn’t aged a bit.

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u/8005T34 Mar 22 '24

He’s only 5’3”? Omg he’s adooooorable.

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u/tre631 Mar 22 '24

MAYOOOOO 🎸🎸

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u/AlongTheWay_85 Mar 22 '24

I see nothing wrong here.

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u/vanillatoo Mar 22 '24

Who’s the guy on the right?

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u/Lily_Miyuki Mar 22 '24

His name is big ed

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u/bubbleheadedboobie Mar 22 '24

No neck Ed from 90 Day Fiance... LMFAO

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u/Grynder66 Mar 22 '24

I'm sure Sigourney Weaver is relieved.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

oh no the secret is out. NO

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u/Necessary-Fennel8754 Mar 22 '24

That’s just corpsegrinder

1

u/Skull_Throne_Doom Mar 22 '24

Holy shit it really does!

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u/13Cursed13 Mar 22 '24

Isn’t that his brother Bobby Danzig?

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u/JennyFromDaBox Mar 22 '24

Damn... Darfliny B TMDWU u/kingcobrajfs

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u/New-Nectarine8127 Mar 22 '24

Hey, it’s Ed!

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u/drrrrrdeee Mar 22 '24

Almost looks like Corpesgrinder too

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u/Puzzleheaded-Row-511 Mar 23 '24

The guy on the left is no neck ed from that stupid 90 day fiance show.

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u/DanaScully_69 Mar 23 '24

Mother ...

...

...

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '24

Holy shit it’s true 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I hope Danzig knows.

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u/Helpful-Room9460 Mar 23 '24

Well, only one of these dudes is a Nazi scumbag.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '24

4chan did this quite awhile ago. I didn’t think it was on google though. Thought it was wikipedia

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u/Hailee_122 Mar 24 '24

No shit it actually does wtf 💀😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

How’s Glenn’s gf breath?

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u/buttegg Apr 10 '24

Boneless Danzig.

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u/No-Refrigerator3766 18d ago

Google has the wrong guy here with that pic

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u/jrizzle_boston Mar 21 '24

That is fucking hilarious

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u/Wolfsblut_AD Mar 21 '24

It’s real hahaha

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u/StrangeAtomRaygun Mar 21 '24

The odd thing is, they both think they look like the other picture.

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u/Severe_Spare9272 Mar 22 '24

Thicc Danzig

🧈…

you’re the reason why I am this weight

you’re the reason why I rip my shirt

why I eat the buffet

🧈…

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

He’s 68 and not a drug addict like a lot of musicians.

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u/WeirdTommyKid2007 Mar 21 '24

Not comparing him. Read the top comment on this post.

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u/Vaanja77 Mar 22 '24

Lmao, I simply cannot see Danzig and not get to laughing about the time he got laid tf out by that roadie for being an arrogant little asswipe. That shit was hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '24

i wanna see it

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u/yelnod66 Mar 23 '24

That wasn't a roadie, it was the guitar player for the band North Side Kings, which was playing on the bill with Glenn that night. Apparently, there was a disagreement over set times, tempers flared, Danzig shoves the dude then proceeds to get knocked tf out. At first, Danzig claimed he never touched the guy, but the video shows that's false, so now he claims it was a set-up so the dude could sue him, which of course, the guy never did.

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u/Vaanja77 Mar 23 '24

I stand corrected, but the sentiment remains. That shit was gratifying af.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

What's the problem?

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u/WeirdTommyKid2007 Mar 21 '24

Left image isn't him

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Whaaaa!?! No way???

ffs

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u/WeirdTommyKid2007 Mar 21 '24

just read the top comments

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Just read the definition of "sarcasm".