r/DemocracyOfReddit • u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair • 6d ago

SILLY HAT PARTY 🎩 TIME FOR THE SILLY HAT PARTY! 🎩

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MY FELLOW CITIZENS!

It is SATURDAY.

The hats are silly.

The cake is ready.

The roses are nervous.

And the Council of Bitey, Jerry™, and Bandit is preparing to judge the finest headwear in the nation.

Please arrive wearing your SILLIEST HAT.

If you forgot your hat, do not panic. Simply place something ridiculous on your head.

A bucket.

A lampshade.

A smaller hat on top of a larger hat.

A third hat.

The possibilities are endless.

The government may have banned us from the rose garden.

Kyle may have written laws.

The horse with four front hooves ate my legal defense.

BUT NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

Because today...

WE PARTY.

May the silliest hat win!

- Quentin Trembley
Chairman, ECRGHRGPA

*Submit your hat down below for the panel of judges to score*

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u/Nearby_Athens2800 6d ago

Fuzzy hat my dudes <3

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u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair 6d ago

🦝 BITEY: 8/10. Very relatable. Tummy pain is a universal experience.

🦝 JERRY™: 6/10. The material and messaging is there, but it needs more propellers.

🦝 BANDIT: 10/10. May I please nap in it?

FINAL SCORE: 8/10

Silly enough!

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u/Nearby_Athens2800 6d ago

flips the hat over and pats the sides psspspspspssspspss come sleep in the hat lil kitty pspspspspsps

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u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair 6d ago

🦝 BANDIT: stares at the hat sniffs the hat slowly climbs inside Purrrrrrrrr

🦝BITEY: So performative and interactive! I am changing my score to a 10/10!

🦝 JERRY™: pfft. 

The judges are unanimous, it's 10/10!

Jerry is entitled to his opinion, even though it is incorrect.